MY DEAR MR. PUNCH,

Everyone--I mean everyone with a right mind--will sympathise with

those nice people at Bristol who have been holding a "Woman's

Conference." So kind and thoughtful of them, isn't it? I notice

that Lady BATTERSEA gave a spirited account of a Confederation

of Temperance of some thirty villages in Norfolk. The dear, good

inhabitants are to keep off the allurements of drink by "listening to

such shining lights as Canon WILBERFORCE, and social teas, processions

with banners, and magic-lanterns, play their part." How they are

to listen to the teas, processions and lanterns, I don't quite

understand, in spite of the fact that they (the aforesaid teas, &c.)

seem to be "playing their parts." Evidently teas, &c., are amateur

Actors.

Then somebody who described herself as "a nobody from nowhere," is

said to have "touched a moving chord, as she spoke with great feeling

of the sympathy and the moral help the poor give back to those who

work among them." What "moving chord?" Sounds like a bell-rope!

Then another lady who wore "the black and lavender dress of the

Sisters of the People," followed with a paper, "perhaps overfull

of details." And here let me say that I am quoting from "a woman

correspondent" who seems to be full of admiration for her talking

sisters. But in spite of this admiration, she knows their little

faults. For instance, she describes a speech as "vigorous, racy, and

perhaps a trifle sensational." Then, when someone else delivered an

"address to educated mothers," she says that it excited deep interest,

and "almost too many educated mothers threw themselves into the

discussion that followed."

Then she observes, "It was disappointing that Lady ABERDEEN was at the

last moment forbidden by her Doctor to undertake the long journey from

Scotland." So it was, most disappointing; and "at the last moment,"

too!

Then she announces that "Some ladies expressed a feeling, that

introducing young men and women in business to each other, when

assembled in their hundreds at Prince's Hall, was an office fraught

with considerable responsibility." To be sure! Great responsibility!

Might even be improper! Everyone should be _so_ careful!

However, there was one good thing in this Woman's Conference that

everyone will praise. The delightful, genial, charitable females seem

to have kept to themselves. No men were present. What a blessing--_for

the men_! Yours gratefully,

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 19, 1892 · 第 25 / 30 题