"So disreputable a lot as you are I never saw!" said a sleepy rat to
the casks in a wine-cellar. "Always making night hideous with your
hoops and hollows, and disfiguring the day with your bunged-up
appearance. There is no sleeping when once the wine has got into your
heads. I'll report you to the butler!"
"The sneaking tale-bearer," said the casks. "Let us beat him with our
staves."
"_Requiescat in pace_," muttered a learned cobweb, sententiously.
"Requires a cat in the place, does it?" shrieked the rat. "Then I'm
off!"
To explain all the wisdom imparted by this fable would require the pen
of a pig, and volumes of smoke.