A mouse who had overturned an earthern jar was discovered by a cat,
who entered from an adjoining room and began to upbraid him in the
harshest and most threatening manner.
"You little wretch!" said she, "how dare you knock over that valuable
urn? If it had been filled with hot water, and I had been lying before
it asleep, I should have been scalded to death."
"If it had been full of water," pleaded the mouse, "it would not have
upset."
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"But I might have lain down in it, monster!" persisted the cat.
"No, you couldn't," was the answer; "it is not wide enough."
"Fiend!" shrieked the cat, smashing him with her paw; "I can curl up
real small when I try."
The _ultima ratio_ of very angry people is frequently addressed to the
ear of the dead.