XXI.

A sheep, making a long journey, found the heat of his fleece very

uncomfortable, and seeing a flock of other sheep in a fold, evidently

awaiting for some one, leaped over and joined them, in the hope of

being shorn. Perceiving the shepherd approaching, and the other sheep

huddling into a remote corner of the fold, he shouldered his way

forward, and going up to the shepherd, said:

"Did you ever see such a lot of fools? It's lucky I came along to set

them an example of docility. Seeing me operated upon, they 'll be glad

to offer themselves."

"Perhaps so," replied the shepherd, laying hold of the animal's horns;

"but I never kill more than one sheep at a time. Mutton won't keep in

hot weather."

The chops tasted excellently well with tomato sauce.

The moral of this fable isn't what you think it is. It is this: The

chops of another man's mutton are _always_ nice eating.

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