A man was plucking a living goose, when his victim addressed him thus:
"Suppose _you_ were a goose; do you think you would relish this sort
of thing?"
"Well, suppose I were," answered the man; "do you think _you_ would
like to pluck me?"
"Indeed I would!" was the emphatic, natural, but injudicious reply.
"Just so," concluded her tormentor; "that's the way _I_ feel about the
matter."