"Doubtless," I said, "you also play the piano and sing."
"Yes, I--believe so."
"You speak French, German, English--and what else?"
"Italian," she admitted.
"In other words you have not only an education but several
accomplishments."
"Yes. But in adversity one must work at whatever offers. Necessitas
non habet legem," she added demurely. That was too much for my
curiosity.
"Who are you, Thusis?" I exclaimed.
"Your maid-of-all-work," she said gravely--a reproof that made me redden
in the realization of my own inquisitiveness. And I resolved never
again to pry into her affairs which were none of my bally business as
long as she made a good servant.
"I'm sorry," said I. "I'll respect your privacy hereafter. So get your
sister and the other girl and the man you say is a good farmer----"
"I told them in Berne that you'd need them. They ought to arrive this
evening."
"Thusis," I said warmly, "you're a wonder. Go ahead and run my
establishment if you are willing. You know how things are done in this
country. You also know that I don't care a rap about this place and
that I'm only here marking time until the Swiss Government permits me to
sell out and get out."
"Do you wish to leave the entire responsibility of this place to me, Mr.
O'Ryan?"
"You bet I do! How about it, Thusis? Will you run this joint and look
out for any stray tourists and keep the accounts and wait on table? And
play the piano between times, and sing, and converse in four
languages----"
We both were laughing now. I asked her to name her monthly compensation
and she mentioned such a modest salary that I was ashamed to offer it.
But she refused more, explaining that the Swiss law regulated such
things.
So that subject being settled and her potatoes pared and set to soak,
she picked up a youthful onion with the careless grace of a queen
selecting a favorite pearl.
"I hope you will like my soup to-night," said this paragon of servants.
I was for a moment conscious of a naive desire to sit there in the
kitchen and converse with her--perhaps even read aloud to her to relieve
the tedium of her routine. Then waking up to the fact that I had no
further business in that kitchen, I arose and got myself out.
Smith, lolling in his chair by the fountain with half a dozen empty
Moselle bottles in a row on the grass beside his chair, was finishing
another Norse Saga as I approached:
--The farmer then to that young man did say:
"O treat my daughter kindly,
Don't you do her any harm,
And I will leave you in my will
My house and barn and farm;--
My hay in mows,
My pigs and cows,
My wood-lot on the hill,
And all the little chick-uns in the ga-arden!"
The city guy he laffed to scorn
What that old man did say:
"Before I bump you on the bean
Go chase yourself away.
Beat it! you bum blackmailing yap!
I never kissed your daughter's map
Nor thought of getting gay!
I'm here on my vacation
And I ain't done any harm,
I do not want your daughter, Bill,
Nor house and barn and farm,
Nor hay in mows
Nor pigs and cows
Nor wood-lot on the hill.
Nor all them little chick-uns in the ga-arden!"
Them crool words no sooner said
Than Jessie fetched a sob:
"I'll shoot you up unless we're wed!"
Sez she--"You prune-fed slob!
Get busy with the parson----"
Here Smith caught sight of me and ceased his saga.
"Yes," I said, "you're a Norwegian all right. Three cheers for King
Haakon!"
"You speak in parables, O'Ryan."
"You behave in parabolics. I don't care. I like you. I shall call you
Shan."
"Your companionship also is very agreeable to me, Michael. Sit down and
have one on yourself."
We exchanged bows and I seated myself.
"By the way," I remarked carelessly, "her name is Thusis." And I filled
my glass and took a squint at its color. Not that I knew anything about
Moselle.
"What else is her name?" he inquired.
"She declines to answer further. Thusis seems to be her limit."
"I told you she was a mystery!" he exclaimed with lively interest.
"What else did she say to you, Michael?"
"Her sister is coming to-night. Also a lady-friend named Josephine
Vannis; and a farmer of sorts called Raoul Despres."
"Take it from me," said Smith, "that if truth is stranger than fiction
in these days, this red-haired girl called Thusis is no more Swiss than
you are!"
"No more of a peasant than you are a Norwegian," I nodded.
"And whoinhell," he inquired, keeping his countenance, "ever heard of a
South American named O'Ryan?"
"It's a matter of Chilean history, old top."
"Oh, yes, I know. But the essence of the affair is that an Irish family
named O'Ryan have, for several generations, merely been visiting in
Chili. Now one of 'em's in Switzerland as close to the big shindy as he
can get without getting into it. And, the question is this: how long
before he pulls a brick and starts in?"
"Chili is neutral----"
"Ireland isn't. Sinn Fein or Fusiliers--which, Michael?"
"Don't talk nonsense," said I, virtuously. "I'm no fighter. There's no
violence in me. If I saw a fight I'd walk the other way. There's none
of that kind of Irish blood in me."
"No. And all your family in the army or navy. And you practically a
Yankee----"