LIFE IN LACONICS

GIVEN a roof, and a taste for rations,

And you have the key to the “wealth of nations.”

Given a boy, a tree, and a hatchet,

And virtue strives in vain to match it.

Given a pair, a snake, and an apple,

You make the whole world need a chapel.

Given “no cards,” broad views, and a hovel,

You have a realistic novel.

Given symptoms and doctors with potion and pill,

And your heirs will ere long be contesting your will.

That good leads to evil there’s no denying:

If it were not for _truth_ there would be no _lying_.

“I’m nobody!” should have a hearse;

But then, “I’m somebody!” is worse.

“Folks say,” _et cetera_! Well, they shouldn’t,

And if they knew you well, they wouldn’t.

When you coddle your life, all its vigor and grace

Shrink away with the whisper, “We’re in the wrong place.”

_Mary Mapes Dodge._

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