THE POPE AND THE NET

WHAT! he on whom our voices unanimously ran,

Made Pope at our last Conclave? Full low his life began:

His father earned the daily bread as just a fisherman.

So much the more his boy minds book, gives proof of mother-wit,

Becomes first Deacon, and then Priest, then Bishop; see him sit

No less than Cardinal ere long, while no one cries “Unfit!”

But some one smirks, some other smiles, jogs elbow, and nods head;

Each winks at each: “I’ faith, a rise! Saint Peter’s net, instead

Of swords and keys, is come in vogue!” You think he blushes red?

Not he, of humble, holy heart! “Unworthy me,” he sighs;

“From fisher’s drudge to Church’s prince--it is indeed a rise!

So, here’s my way to keep the fact forever in my eyes!”

And straightway in his palace-hall, where commonly is set

Some coat-of-arms, some portraiture ancestral, lo, we met

His mean estate’s reminder in his fisher-father’s net!

Which step conciliates all and some, stops cavil in a trice:

“The humble, holy heart that holds of new-born pride no spice,

He’s just the saint to choose for Pope!” Each adds. “’Tis my

advice.”

So Pope he was; and when we flocked--its sacred slipper on--

To kiss his foot we lifted eyes, alack, the thing was gone--

That guarantee of lowlihead--eclipsed that star which shone!

Each eyed his fellow; one and all kept silence. I cried “Pish!

I’ll make me spokesman for the rest, express the common wish:

Why, Father, is the net removed?” “Son, it hath caught the fish.”

_Robert Browning._

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