ONE NIGHT AT HEALY'S

We recall many a charming tale, done in the most Lamb-like of

accents, regarding the rare and curious old volumes picked up at the

farthing stalls. Le Gallienne has reminisced most delightfully and

incredibly in this fashion, as have others; but I, for one, long ago

decided that these degenerate days never witnessed such discoveries

as those recorded in le temps jadis.

Many and many an hour have I spent delving along dusty shelves in

grimy shops, or by the less alluring ways of the spick-and-span,

rebound and furbished, dustless and listed Olde Book Shoppe whose

displays are priced at their weight in carets. In both have I been

disappointed. Many a catalog have I pored over, only to decide that

all catalogs are supplied from publishers' remainders.

One concludes that the old book trade is a thing of the past, at

least so far as we none too affluent consumers are concerned. The

dealers know too much about their wares and are too eager after

excess profits. They fatten upon the rich manufacturer who seeks

scholarly polish, or the scholar who has inherited the price of

gratification. If they find an Elzevir, however mean, they placard

it at a rare price, and await the victim who thinks that all Elzevirs

are treasures.

Once, indeed, I found a little shop in New Orleans, off the tourist

lanes, where I encountered over a score of delightful volumes in

French, filled with hand-tinted plates, at some very low figure.

Alas! I had just been entrapped in Royal street and had but little

money left. I bought a number of the sweet tooled-morocco volumes at

some little sacrifice, and went my way. Later, in funds, I returned

for the remainder of the set, only to find that a famous playwright

had discovered the treasure--and all were vanished.

With this exception, luck was seldom mine. Old book shops were many,

bargains few. From city to city it was the same old story; until,

upon a cold and foggy night in San Francisco, I chanced to pass the

forbidding and grimy portal of a shop kept by one Healy.

I merely sniffed and turned to catch a jitney; I had come from a

survey of certain downtown shops and felt that I had no more time to

waste. Then I saw the proprietor, sitting in an easy-chair in his

window, which framed dull old spectacles within a luxuriant and

mighty fringe of reddish-grey whiskers. Fascinated, I turned again.

Once more to try my luck! Hopeless though I knew it to be, I would

still essay the impossible--and I entered.

Truth to tell, my entry was compelled less by hope than by that

curious spectacle in the window. In the doorway I came to a pause,

aghast before a dim array of shelves which at some prior day had been

assorted, but were now jumbled and heaped in a most erratic madness

of confusion.

The fringed old gentleman in the easy chair was reading one of his

own books; and this was an excellent sign. He barely vouchsafed a

grunt to my greeting, directed me to switch on the lamps and help

myself, then resumed his book and a huge pipe.

As directed, I turned on the lights and began my explorations.

Already the mystic alchemy of this stage-setting held me gripped in a

pleasant excitation, a glowing confidence that here awaited unguessed

treasure-trove!

Mirabile dictu! At the very first turn I pulled down a glorious big

volume, newly bound in half morocco, which proved to be no other than

Dr. Shaw's Travels in Barbary.

Every map, every letter and engraving and page was perfect, even the

paper was as chastely unblemished as when struck off the press of

Oxford University in the days of the first George. The press-work,

like that of the first folio of Beaumont & Fletcher, was a delight to

the eye; abounding in Arabic, old-style Greek, Hebrew and

less-remembered tongues, it was all as nobly executed as if it had

been drawn by hand and lithographed.

A price was penciled on the flyleaf; it would scarcely have amounted

to taxicab fare home. I sighed over the high insolence that prompts

dealers to face their customers with the prices these wares fetched

twenty or fifty years ago; then I turned to the fringed divinity with

tremulous query.

"Everything marked plain," he made response, without raising his eyes

from the book in his lap.

Ye gods and little bookworms--the dream had come true! Or was it a

chance find--perhaps some lure to catch unwary feet?

No matter; within five minutes dinner was forgotten, all

responsibilities put aside, and I was hooked fast. Those unordered

shelves held everything from Russian novels to French scientific

treatises, and Americana ran riot.

Imagine a copy of Vetelius, that rare edition of saga-chants, for

fifty cents; and, no less expensive, a spanking fine copy of Mme. de

Grandfort's execrated work on the Louisiana Creoles, serene in its

dingy binding of ante-bellum days! Here was the sort of place

hitherto found only in romancers' tales!

And a little old French handbook for gardeners, with quaintly tinted

plates; or a first edition of Palgrave, or a historical work from the

library of the Garde Royale Hussars!

Then the discovery of Ripperda's memoirs--Ripperda, that fine

Hollander who became a Spaniard, wearing the collar of the Golden

Fleece and ruling all the wide realms of Spain, then passed into

Morocco and ruled that land as pasha--Ripperda, who took new

religions or families at will, but ruled always until the gout

fetched him to a devout Christian end--here was the crowning find!

I staggered home that night freighted with treasure. A few days

later I returned, with the intent of further March and seizure; but

this time I did not enter. I only turned mournfully from the

doorway, above which flaunted the dire announcement:

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