CHAPTER XLIV.

About this period, the fever of the French Revolution was beginning to

manifest its effects, in some of those horrible paroxysms of frenzy,

which produced crimes that will for ever throw a stain upon the pages

of French history. The alarm was contagious, and, in every part of

Europe, infected the serious, reflecting, and, more particularly, the

aged part of the community. In this country it was verily believed, that

the apprehension of seeing the French atrocities perpetrated among us,

accelerated the death of many individuals. The amiable and excellent

Mr. C⸺, endured such extreme and constant anxiety on this head, that it

greatly disturbed his tranquillity, threw a gloom over his ordinary

occupations and pursuits, undermined his health, and hastened his

dissolution.

Neither did Lord ⸺ escape the panic.—How great and serious was the

perturbation of his mind, will sufficiently appear from the following

letters, which, in other respects also, appear to be worth preserving.

Sept. 24, 1792.

You do me too much honour, dear Sir, in proposing to me to

furnish you with observations on ⸺, which you are so much

more capable of executing yourself. I flatter myself you do

not think me vain enough to attempt it. Your own learning,

and your familiarity with all the classic authors, render you

more proper for the task than any man. I, on the contrary, am

most unqualified. It is long since I have been conversant with

classic literature—Greek I have quite forgotten; but, above

all, I hold Seventy-five so debilitating an age to whatever may

have been taken for parts, and have so long pitied authors of

Senilia, that I am sure I will not degrade your work by mixing

my dregs with it; nor, by your good nature and good breeding,

lay you under the difficulty of admitting or rejecting what you

probably would find unworthy of being adopted. I have great

satisfaction in reading what you write; but beg to be excused

from writing for you to read.

Most entirely do I agree with you, Sir, on all French politics,

and their consequences here—it is indeed to be forced to call

assassinations and massacres, politics. It is my opinion, like

yours, that homicides should be received no where, much less

monsters who proclaim rewards for murderers.—What can put a

stop to such horrors sooner than shutting every country upon

earth against unparalleled criminals?

There may be inconveniencies, no doubt, from a vast influx of

the present poor refugees, but I confess I see more advantages.

They will spread their own, and the calamities of their

country—a necessary service, when some newspapers, paid by

Jacobin, perhaps by Presbyterian, money, labour to defend, or

conceal, or palliate such infernal scenes, which can only be

done by men who would kindle like tragedies here. The sufferers

that arrive, many being conscientious ecclesiastics, must, I

should hope, be a warning to the Catholics in Ireland not to

be the tools of the Dissenters there, and of another use they

may certainly be: they will be the fittest and surest detectors

of their diabolic countrymen, who are labouring mischief here,

both openly and covertly. Of their covert transactions we

have a gloomy proof in the Drawer, who, having subscribed a

guinea to the defence of Poland, and redemanding it, received a

guinea’s worth of Paine’s pamphlet in return. This fact evinces

that the opening of that subscription was not, as it seemed to

be, the most ridiculously impotent attempt that ever was made,

but a deep-laid plan of political swindling. Had it produced a

thousand or five thousand pounds, it would have removed Mount

Athos as soon as have stopped one Russian soldier. No! under

colour of pity towards the honest and to be lamented Poles,

it is evident that it was a scheme for raising a new sum for

disseminating sedition, and therefore I wish the vile trick

might be made public.—It may warn well meaning persons against

being drawn into those subscriptions; and such a base trick of

swindling should be laid open and exposed in severe terms.

I am just going to General ⸺ for a few days, and am,

Dear Sir,

Your most sincere and obliged

Humble servant,

⸺

* * * * *

Oct. 16, 1792.

I agree most sincerely and sadly with you, Dear Sir, in being

shocked at the lamentable change of scene, but am far from

knowing more than you do, which are general reports; nor

whether there have been other causes than the evident, constant

deluge, which have annihilated, for all good purposes, the Duke

of Brunswick’s army. It is not less horrid to hear that the

abominations of France, which had made us so rich, and promised

such security to us, should now tend to threaten us with

_something_ of similar evils. I say with _something_, for, till

this year, I did not conceive human nature capable of going

such execrable lengths as it has done in France; and therefore

I grow diffident, and dare not pronounce any thing impossible.

But, alas! the subject is too vast for a letter.—May our

apprehensions be too quick—may a favourable turn happen!

Foresight and conjecture we find are most fallible; and I have

on all emergencies found them so. In my long life I have seen

very black æras, but they vanished, and the sky cleared again.

I am very sorry I cannot directly accept the kind offer you and

Mr. K. are so good as to make me, but you shall hear from me

again as soon as I am sure of my own movements.

I am, Dear Sir,

Most sincerely,

⸺.

* * * * *

_Extract from a Letter, dated_

Nov. 2, 1792.

Dear Sir,

I thank you for your information on the two Latin words, and am

persuaded you are perfectly right: Xenophon might be so too, in

his solution of the Spartan permission of robbery. As he was

very sensible, it is no wonder he tried to explain so seemingly

gross a contradiction, as an allowance of theft, where there

was a community of property.

But, to say the truth, I little regard the assertions of

most ancient authors, especially in their accounts of other

countries than their own; and even about their own, I do not

give them implicit credit. They dealt little in the spirit

of criticism, information was difficult to be obtained, nor

did they pique themselves on accuracy, but set down whatever

they heard, without examination. With many of the contrary

advantages, how little historic truth is to be gleaned even now!

I wish the report of the delivery of the King and Queen of

France were not still unauthenticated. One did wish to believe

it, not only for their sakes, but as some excuse for the

otherwise inexplicable conduct of the King of Prussia.—He still

wants a Xenophon; so do the Austrians too, who, with four times

his numbers, do not make quite so sagacious a retreat.

... Vain-glory shall not be one of my last acts. Visions I

have certainly had, but they have been amply dispelled. I have

seen a noble seat built by a very wise man, who thought he had

reason to expect it would remain to his posterity, as long as

human foundations do in the ordinary course of things; alas!

Sir, I have lived to be the last of that posterity, and to see

the glorious collection of pictures, that were the principal

ornaments of the house, gone to the North Pole, and to have the

house remaining, half a ruin, on my hands.

Forgive me, dear Sir, for dwelling so long on this article;

not too long for my gratitude, which is perfect, but perhaps

too full on my own sentiments. But how could I do otherwise

than open my mind to so obliging a friend, from whom I cannot

conceal weaknesses, to which both my nature and my age have

made me liable? But they have not numbed my sensibility; and,

while I do exist, I shall be,

Dear Sir,

Your most obliged, &c.

⸺.

* * * * *

Nov. 17, 1793.

Dear Sir,

I have been so much out of order for near four months, that

quiet is absolutely necessary to me; and I have remained here,

to avoid every thing that could agitate or disturb me, French

politics especially, which are so shocking, that I avoid all

discussion of them as much as possible, and have quite declined

seeing any of the Emigrés in my neighbourhood, that I may not

hear details. Some of the most criminal have, indeed, brought

swift destruction on themselves; and, as they have exceeded all

former ages in guilt, we may trust they will leave a lesson to

mankind that will prevent their fury from being imitated. Pray

excuse my saying more than that I am,

Dear Sir,

Yours most sincerely,

⸺.

Many letters, of course, passed in the interval; but the next which

presents itself as worthy of attention, is the following:

Dear Sir,

You would have heard of me before this time, but I have not

been well since I came hither, and I am going to London

to-morrow, for a few days, as I am sorry to say the atmosphere

of the town agrees better with me than the air of the country;

at least, I find that change now and then is of use. However,

I think of coming back on Monday, and if you have half an hour

to spare before that day, I shall be very glad to see you in

Berkeley-square.

I approve extremely of ⸺, and its temper, which will contribute

to establish its reputation; though I do not doubt but he will

sometimes be provoked to sting those who would wield daggers,

if they dared.—Though perhaps ridicule may have more effect

than nettles.—Teach the people to laugh at incendiaries, and

they will hiss, and not huzza them. Montesquieu’s brief answer

to the critics of his Esprit des Loix, and Voltaire’s Short

Summary of the Nouvelle Eloise, were more felt and tasted

than regular confutations, and are oftener resumed; for the

world does not supply readers enough for the daily mass of

new publications: it must expect to be diverted, I mean at

times, for it has not quick digestion enough to feed long on

solid food only. Nay, men who have sense to comprehend sound

reasoning, are too few and too sedate to trumpet the reputation

of grave authors; and by pronouncing just and temperate

judgments, (for such men do not exaggerate,) they excite no

curiosity in the herd of idle readers. The deepest works that

have become standards, owe their characters to length of time;

but periodic publications must make rapid impression, or are

shoved aside by their own tribe; and to acquire popularity,

must gain noisy voices to their side. This is not the most

eligible; but as the object of the ⸺ is to serve his country by

stemming error, and exposing its apostles, the favour of the

multitude must be gained, and it is necessary to tickle them

before they will bite.

I am, Dear Sir,

Yours most sincerely,

⸺.

Lord ⸺ retained, to the latest period of his life, his vivacity

of conversation and powers of memory. The last anecdote which our

Sexagenarian heard him relate, was his explaining the reason which

induced him to seek for a town residence in Berkeley-square. In the

time of Sir Robert Walpole it was the established etiquette that the

prime minister returned no visits: it may probably be so now. But, on his

leaving office, Sir Robert took the earliest opportunity of visiting his

friends; and one morning he happened to pass, for this purpose, through

Berkeley-square, the whole of which had actually been built whilst he

was minister, and he had never before seen it. He stopped the coachman,

and desired to know where he was.—This incident alone prevailed upon his

son, Horace, to take the first opportunity which offered, of purchasing a

mansion in this place.

One of his amusements in the latter part of his life, was to preserve all

the seals of the numerous letters he received, in a china vase, which was

placed upon his writing-table. Once a week he examined them carefully,

and putting aside such as were remarkable or curious, he destroyed the

rest; and thus, as he observed, he obtained, on easy terms, a curious

collection of antique seals and gems.

His breakfast service was of very beautiful Dresden china, which he never

would permit any of the domestics to touch.—He always washed them, and

put them away himself.

His Lordship was applied to in a very complimentary letter from the late

and last King of Poland, for a set of his Anecdotes of Painting. It was

not till this occasion presented itself, that he had any idea of the

scarcity or value of the books, which he printed at Strawberry Hill.

The only copy he had was interleaved, and full of marginal notes,

additions, and corrections. He would often good humouredly relate the

extreme difficulty he found in procuring a copy of the work, suitable, as

to condition, to the rank of the Royal petitioner for it, as well as the

chagrin he experienced in being obliged to purchase it at the enormous

price of forty guineas.

The only classical work Lord ⸺ printed, was a beautiful edition of Lucan.

The proof sheets were corrected by Cumberland, and considerable pains

were bestowed upon it; nevertheless, though exceedingly scarce, and of

high price, it is in no very great estimation for its accuracy.

His establishment at his villa was not very splendid; nor had his

Lordship a very high character for hospitality. It was facetiously said

by an author, who went to dine at ⸺, on invitation, that he returned

as he went—exceedingly hungry. He had, however, his gala days, when

splendour went hand in hand with plenty. But his servants were on

board-wages; and when alone, his Lordship lived on the very humblest

fare, drinking only water. He was a dreadful martyr to the gout, and the

chalk-stones on his fingers were distressing to see: he held his pen with

difficulty between his first and second finger. On the first symptoms

of the approach of gout, he plunged his feet into cold water—by many

thought a most desperate experiment, but from which he, of course, either

received benefit, or conceived that he did.

He was, in the truest sense of the word, a perfect courtier. He was

consummately insincere; and would compliment and flatter those in

conversation, whom, in his correspondence, he sneered at and abused.

This was, in a more particular manner, the case with some literary

acquaintances, who, when he wanted their aid and information in the

prosecution of any pursuit, were ostensibly very high indeed in his

esteem; but, when he had got all he wanted, were either noticed with

coldness, or made objects of his ridicule and contempt. This was

remarkably the fact with respect to Richard Gough, and Cole of Milton.

He was accustomed to speak of those admirable specimens of satire, the

Baviad and Mæviad, in terms of rapture: his expression was, “it is so

soothing.” At the same time, more than one of the objects of that satire

were among his “dearest friends,” and complimented by him on their poetic

talents.

On the first appearance of Dr. Darwin’s celebrated poem on “The Loves of

the Plants,” he was extravagant in his commendation of it—“we had seen

nothing equal to it since the time of Pope.” His Lordship’s admiration

of it cooled afterwards. He certainly had an elegant taste for poetry;

and his smaller compositions of this kind, are models in their way.

He had no great extent of capacity, and very little learning; but he

was undoubtedly a most entertaining companion, and a very polished and

accomplished gentleman.—So much for H. W.

Tu procerum de stirpe solus prægressus et ipsos,

Unde genus claræ nobilitatis erat,

Ore decens, bonus ingenio, facundus—et omni

Dexteritate vigens.

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