ONE OF THE CANNIBAL ISLANDS?

"The unfrequented coral harbour was an ideal spot for this

operation. The 60 odd men and women on the Seeadler were

landed, and the natives, avid for change of diet, welcomed

them."--_The Times_.

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"A distinctive uniform will be given the new Air Service when

the old is worn out, Major Baird announces."--_Daily Mail_.

An officer in the R.F.C. writes to say that the old Air Service has no

intention of wearing out.

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"The coroner said people would be wise to carry electric torches

or newspapers, and ladies should wear something white--a pocket

handkerchief would be better than nothing."--_Sunday Observer_.

Certainly "better than nothing," but a newspaper would make a more

showy costume.

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[Illustration: THE NEW LANGUAGE. _Tommy_ (_to inquisitive French

children_). "NAH, THEN, ALLEY TOOT SWEET, AN' THE TOOTER THE

SWEETER!"]

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