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[Illustration: _Friend_ (_to Cinema Commissionaire, who has received
notice_). "I'M SERPRISED YOU'RE LEAVIN'. I THOUGHT YOU WAS A FIXTURE
'ERE."
_Commissionaire._ "IS ANYBODY A FIXTURE IN THESE TIMES? LOOK AT THE
TSAR OF RUSSIA, TINO, TIRPITZ, AND THE REST OF 'EM."]
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