IN THE MUSEUM.

'Twas almost dusk; the galleries

Lay silent and deserted

Where happy knots of twos and threes

Had wondered, talked, and flirted;

Where, armed with buns and catalogues,

The country-bred relations

Had criticised, appraised, despised

The art of many nations.

No more the rigid censor viewed

With hearty disapproval

Athenian statues in the nude,

Demanding their removal;

No more the cultured connoisseur,

Whom nothing new amazes,

The very old designs extolled

In very modern phrases.

Yet two remained; a youth and maid

Still lingered in the section

Where Egypt's treasures lie displayed

For popular inspection;

They talked in whispers, and although

The subject dear to some is,

They did not seem to take as theme

The obelisks and mummies.

An Art more ancient far, one thinks,

Was that they talked of lightly,

Compared with which the hoary Sphinx

Seems juvenile and sprightly;

Young as the very latest tale,

Old as the oldest stories,

It kept them there, this happy pair,

That Art--the _ars amoris_!

The mummies round them seemed to smile,

Ah, long ago, one fancies,

Those withered faces by the Nile

Had known their own romances.

The old-world gods have passed away,

Osiris lies forsaken,

But Love alone retains his throne

Unquestioned and unshaken!

* * * * *

LEX TALIONIS.--Mr. LANG, turned speculative law-giver, suggests that we

should tax literature. Well, that's only _quid_ (or so much in the

"quid") _pro quo_; seeing how literature (lots of it) taxes us. A high

rate on literary rubbish would yield "pretty pickings," especially if

the producers thereof were allowed to "rate" each other! In this age of

sloppiness, sniff and snippets there is a lot of "literature" which

should be tariffed off the face of the earth.

* * * * *

Punch, or the London Charivari Volume 107, September 22nd, 1894 · 第 26 / 39 题