ONE WHO WON NOTHING ON THE RACE.

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Mr. Punch, on Peeler Piper.

["I wish," said Mr. LANE, the North London magistrate,

"to express my sense of the very great courage and resolution

exhibited by Constable PIPER in this case, under circumstances of

considerable pressure, danger, and exhaustion."--_Times' Police

Report, Sept. 12._]

Peeler PIPER prov'd his plucky pecker.

As Peeler PIPER prov'd his plucky pecker,

Where's there pluckier pecker

Than Peeler PIPER'S proved?

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PROBABLE ANNOUNCEMENT.--New Book:--_A Mischievous Medlar._ By LESLIE

KEITH, the fruitful Author of _A Troublesome Pair_.

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[Illustration: MANNERS.

"OH, THEN I MUST BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOUR, I SUPPOSE?"

"CERTAINLY NOT. BE NATURAL, WHATEVER YOU ARE."]

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