THE RUNAWAY GRANDMOTHER
But 'Phemie was immensely curious about this strange little old lady
who was dressed so oddly, yet who apparently came from the wealthiest
section of the city of Easthampton. The young girl could not bring herself
to ask questions of their visitor--let Lyddy do that, if she thought
it necessary. But, as it chanced, up to a certain point Mrs. Castle was
quite open of speech and free to communicate information about herself.
As soon as they had got out of town she turned to 'Phemie and said:
"I expect you think I'm as queer as Dick's hat-band, Euphemia? I am quite
sure you never saw a person like me before?"
"Why--Mrs. Castle--not _just_ like you," admitted the embarrassed 'Phemie.
"I expect not! Well, I presume there are other old women, who are
grandmothers, and have got all tangled up in these new-fangled notions
that women have--Laws' sake! I might as well tell you right off that I've
run away!"
"Run away?" gasped 'Phemie, with a vision of keepers from an asylum coming
to Hillcrest to take away their new boarder.
"That's exactly what I have done! None of my folks know where I have
gone. I just wrote a note, telling them not to look for me, and that I was
going back to old-fashioned times, if I could find 'em. Then I got this
bag out of the cupboard--I'd kept it all these years--packed it with my
very oldest duds, and--well, here I am!" and the old lady's laugh rang
out as shrill and clear as a blackbird's call.
"I have astonished you; have I?" she pursued. "And I suppose I have
astonished my folks. But they know I'm perfectly capable of taking care
of myself. I ought to be. Why, I'm a grandmother three times!"
"'Three times?'" repeated the amazed 'Phemie.
"Yes, Miss Euphemia Bray. Three grandchildren--two girls and a boy. And
they are always telling folks how up-to-date grandma is! I'm sick of being
up-to-date. I'm sick of dressing so that folks behind me on the street
can't tell whether I'm a grandmother or my own youngest grandchild!
"We just live in a perfect whirl of excitement. 'Pleasure,' they call
it. But it's gotten to be a nuisance. My daughter-in-law has her head
full of society matters and club work. The girls and Tom spend all but the
little time they are obliged to give to books in the private schools they
attend, in dancing and theatre parties, and the like.
"And here a week ago I found my son--their father--a man forty-five years
old, and bald, and getting fat, being taught the tango by a French dancing
professor in the back drawing-room!" exclaimed Mrs. Castle, in a tone of
disgust that almost convulsed 'Phemie.
"That was enough. That was the last straw on the camel's back. I made up
my mind when I read your sister's advertisement that I would like to live
simply and with simple people again. I'd like really to _feel_ like a
grandmother, and _dress_ like one, and _be_ one.
"And if I like it up here at your place I shall stay through the summer.
No hunting-lodge in the Adirondacks for me this spring, or Newport, or
the Pier later, or anything of that kind. I'm going to sit on your porch
and knit socks. My mother did when _she_ was a grandmother. This is her
shawl, and mother and father took this old carpet-bag with them when they
went on their honeymoon.
"Mother enjoyed her old age. She spent it quietly, and it was _lovely_,"
declared Mrs. Castle, with a note in her voice that made 'Phemie sober
at once. "I am going to have quiet, and repose, and a simple life, too,
before I have to die.
"It's just killing me keeping up with the times. I don't want to keep
up with 'em. I want them to drift by me, and leave me stranded in some
pleasant, sunny place, where I only have to look on. And that's what I
am going to get at Hillcrest--just that kind of a place--if you've got it
to sell," completed this strange old lady, with emphasis.
'Phemie Bray scarcely knew what to say. She was not sure that Mrs. Castle
was quite right in her mind; yet what she said, though so surprising,
sounded like sense.
"I'll leave it to Lyddy; she'll know what to say and do," thought the
younger sister, with faith in the ability of Lyddy to handle any emergency.
And Lyddy handled the old lady as simply as she did everything. She
refused to see anything particularly odd in Mrs. Castle's dress, manner,
or outlook on life.
The old lady chose one of the larger rooms on the second floor, considered
the terms moderate, and approved of everything she saw about the house.
"Make no excuses for giving me a feather bed to sleep on. I believe it
will add half a dozen years to my life," she declared. "Feather beds! My!
I never expected to see such a joy again--let alone experience it."
"Our circle is broadening," said old Mr. Colesworth, at supper that
evening. "Come! I have a three-handed counter for cribbage. Shall we
take Mrs. Castle into our game, Mr. Bray?"
"If she will so honor us," agreed the girls' father, bowing to the little
old lady.
"Well! that's hearty of you," said the brisk Mrs. Castle. "I'll postpone
beginning knitting my son a pair of socks that he'd never wear, until
to-morrow."
For she had actually brought along with her knitting needles and a hank of
grey yarn. It grew into a nightly occurrence, this three-handed cribbage
game. When Mr. Somers had no lessons to "get up," or no examination papers
to mark, he spent the evening with Lyddy and 'Phemie. He even helped
with the dish-wiping and helped to bring in the wood for the morning fires.
Fire was laid in the three chambers, as well as the dining-room, to light
on cold mornings, or on damp days; Lucas had spent a couple more days in
chopping wood. But as the season advanced there was less and less need
of these in the sleeping rooms.
There were, of course, wet and gloomy days, when the old folks were glad
to sit over the dining-room fire, the elements forbidding outdoors to
them. But they kept cheerful. And not a little of this cheerfulness was
spread by Lyddy and 'Phemie. The older girl's thoughtfulness for others
made her much beloved, while 'Phemie's high spirits were contagious.
On Saturday, when Harris Colesworth arrived from town to remain over
Sunday, Hillcrest was indeed a lively place. This very self-possessed
young man took a pleasant interest in everything that went on about the
house and farm. Lyddy was still inclined to snub him--only, he wouldn't
be snubbed. He did not force his attentions upon her; but while he was at
Hillcrest it seemed to Lyddy as though he was right at her elbow all the
time.
"He pervades the whole place," she complained to 'Phemie. "Why--he's under
foot, like a kitten!"
"Huh!" exclaimed the younger sister. "He's hanging about you no more than
the school teacher--and Mr. Somers has the best chance, too."
"'Phemie!"
"Oh, don't be a grump! Mr. Colesworth is ever so nice. He's worth any
_two_ of your Somerses, too!"
And at that Lyddy became so indignant that she would not speak to her
sister for the rest of the day. But _that_ did not solve the problem.
There was Harris Colesworth, always doing something for her, ready to do
her bidding at any time, his words cheerful, his looks smiling, and, as
Lyddy declared in her own mind, "utterly unable to keep his place."
There never _was_ so bold a young man, she verily believed!