FROM THE CAVE-MAN TO THE "KISS-O-PHONE."

But let us not forget that it is better for us, and better for the

world, that we dream, and that we tread the thorny paths, and climb

the weary steeps, and leave our bloody tracks behind in the pursuit

of our dreams. For in their extravagant conceptions lie the germs

of human government, and invention, and discovery; and from their

mysterious vagaries spring the motive power of the world's progress.

Our civilization is the evolution of dreams. The rude tribes of primeval

men dwelt in caves until some unwashed savage dreamed that damp caverns

and unholy smells were not in accord with the principles of hygiene.

It dawned upon his _mighty_ intellect that one flat stone would lie on

top of another, and that a little mud, aided by Sir Isaac Newton's law

of gravitation, would hold them together, and that walls could be built

in the form of a quadrangle. Here was the birth of architecture. And

thus, from the magical dreams of this unmausoleumed barbarian was

evolved the home, the best and sweetest evolution of man's civilisation.

John Howard Payne touched the tenderest chord that vibrates in the

great heart of all humankind when he gave to immortality his song of

"Home, Sweet Home;" and thank God, the grand mansions and palaces of the

rich do not hold all the happiness and nobility of this world. There

are millions of humble cottages where virtue resides in the warmth and

purity of vestal fires, and where contentment dwells like perpetual

summer.

The antediluvians plowed with a forked stick, with one prong for the

beam and the other for the scratcher; and the plow boy and his sleepy

ox had no choice of prongs to hitch to. It was all the same to Adam

whether "Buck" was yoked to the beam or the scratcher. But some noble

Cincinnatus dreamed of the burnished plowshare; genius wrought his dream

into steel and now the polished Oliver Chill slices the earth like a

hot knife plowing a field of Jersey butter, and the modern gang plow,

bearing upon its wheels the gloved and umbrella'd leader of the Populist

Party, plows up the whole face of the earth in a single day.

What a wonderful workshop is the brain of man! Its noiseless machinery

cuts, and carves, and moulds, in the imponderable material of ideas.

It works its endless miracles through the brawny arm of labor, and the

deft fingers of skill, and the world moves forward by its magic. Aladdin

rubbed his lamp and the shadowy genii of fable performed impossible

wonders. The dreamer of to-day rubs his fingers through his hair and the

genii of his intellect work miracles which eclipse the most extravagant

fantasies of the "Arabian Nights."

A dreamer saw the imprisoned vapor throw open the lid of a teakettle,

and lo! a steam engine came puffing from his brain. And now many a huge

monster of Corliss, beautiful as a vision of Archimedes and smooth in

movement as a wheeling planet, sends its thrill of life and power

through mammoth plants of humming machinery. The fiery courser of the

steel-bound track shoots over hill and plain, like a mid-night meteor

through the fields of heaven, outstripping the wind.

A dreamer carried about in his brain a great Leviathan. It was launched

upon the billows, and like some collossal swan the palatial steamship

now sweeps in majesty through the blue wastes of old ocean.

Six hundred years before Christ, some old Greek discovered electricity

by rubbing a piece of amber, and unable to grasp the mystery, he called

it soul. His discovery slept for more than two thousand years until it

awoke in the dreams of Galvani, and Volta, and Benjamin Franklin. In the

morning of the nineteenth century the sculptor and scientist, Morse, saw

in his dreams, phantom lightnings leap across continents, and oceans,

and felt the pulse of thunder beat as it came bounding over threads of

iron that girdled the earth. In each throb he read a human thought. The

electric telegraph emerged from his brain, like Minerva from the brow of

Jove, and the world received a fresh baptism of light and glory.

In a few more years we will step over the threshold of the twentieth

century. What greater wonders will the dreamers yet unfold? It may be

that another magician, greater even than Edison, the "Wizzard of Menloe

Park," will rise up and coax the very laws of nature into easy compliance

with his unheard-of dreams. I think he will construct an electric

railway in the form of a huge tube, and call it the "electro-scoot,"

and passengers will enter it in New York and touch a button and arrive

in San Francisco two hours before they started! I think a new discovery

will be made by which the young man of the future may stand at his

"kiss-o-phone" in New York, and kiss his sweetheart in Chicago with all

the delightful sensations of the "aforesaid and the same." I think some

Liebig will reduce foods to their last analyses, and by an ultimate

concentration of their elements, will enable the man of the future to

carry a year's provisions in his vest pocket. The sucking dude will

store his rations in the head of his cane, and the commissary department

of a whole army will consist of a mule and a pair of saddlebags. A train

load of cabbage will be transported in a sardine box, and a thousand fat

Texas cattle in an oyster can. Power will be condensed from a forty

horse engine to a quart cup. Wagons will roll by the power in their

axles, and the cushions of our buggies will cover the force that propels

them. The armies of the future will fight with chain lightning, and the

battlefield will become so hot and unhealthy that,

"He who fights and runs away

Will never fight another day."

Some dreaming Icarus will perfect the flying machine, and upon the

aluminium wings of the swift Pegassus of the air the light-hearted

society girl will sail among the stars, and

"Behind some dark cloud, where no one's allowed,

Make love to the man in the moon."

The rainbow will be converted into a Ferris wheel; all men will be bald

headed; the women will run the Government--_and then I think the end of

time will be near at hand_.

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