CHAPTER LXX.

THE PATTERERS.

By this term we refer to the street vendors of the city, who hawk their

wares through the public thoroughfares. A recent number of the

_Cornhill Magazine_, of London, contains the following interesting

description of this class:

As New York is the largest city in America, we naturally find more of

this class there than anywhere else. It takes a long residence in the

city to become familiar with them, for they vary with the season, and

their occupations change according to circumstances. In many respects

New York city resembles London or Paris. And so would any other town

with a million of inhabitants, surrounded by a cluster of cities, which

swell the united population to almost two millions. It may well be

doubted if there is a city in Europe which presents so many strong

characteristics as the American metropolis. The population of Manhattan

Island is a mixture of all the peoples under the sun, fearfully and

wonderfully jumbled together. About one thousand foreigners a day

arrive in New York from all parts of the world the year round. The

resident American is always coming in contact with Spaniards, Germans,

Irishmen, Frenchmen, Africans, Chinese, Japanese, Indians, Mexicans,

Scotchmen, Canadians, Englishmen, Arabs, Prussians, Swedes, and

Italians. The Frenchman is as much at home as in his native Paris; the

Scotchman hears the bagpipes in the City Hall Park, and sees the

shepherd's dog at the Central Park; the Chinaman can find a whole

street devoted to the selling of his teas, his native idols stare him

in the face as advertisements before a Yankee shop door, and all the

ladies on Broadway are toying with his fans; the Irishman rules the

city, and hoists his green flag upon the public buildings; the African

is the most important man in the crowd, and expects soon to colonize

the whites in British America, or somewhere else, while the German has

his sangerbunds and his schutzenfests and lager bier, and runs a

_halle_ and a boarding _haus_. Great is the mystery of New York.

But to the patterers. These are that large class of people who hawk

their wares upon the street, or get a living at a stand. Some of them

do a thriving trade, others barely eke out a miserable existence. Take

them all in all, and they are a very curious class of people,

interesting to study. A large number of them are women, from the oldest

gray-haired grandmother, tottering on her cane, down to the young woman

of sixteen. There are numerous little girls struggling to get a living,

too, from three years old upwards. The women always excite our pity,

and we patronize them in preference to the men.

The women patterers are usually a very ugly-looking set. That is, they

are not handsome. Most of them are Irishwomen, although we now and then

see an Italian or German woman. We never saw more than two American

women patterers in New York, and have no recollection of ever seeing a

Jewess, a Scotch woman, or a Spanish woman. The women and girls sell

flowers, newspapers, candy, toothpicks, fruit, various kinds of food,

turn hand-organs, sell songs, and beg. A woman never sells cigars or

tobacco, and we have never seen one crying gentlemen's neckties. There

is an old woman on Nassau street, not far from the General Post-office,

who sits behind a stocking stall, covered with ladies' hose and

gentlemen's socks, suspenders, mittens (the women always were fond of

dealing in mittens) list slippers, yarns, and such stuff. So far as we

know, this woman is an exception to her sex.

Very few women patterers in New York cry their wares. There is one

ancient dame in the vicinity of St. John's Park, who screeches '_straw-

ab-berries_' in the spring time, following it up in the summer with

'_blackberrie-e-e-s_.' She seldom gets above Canal street, and always

stays upon the west side of Broadway. Her voice has been familiar in

that section of the city for the past five years, at least, and would

be sadly missed if some day she should happen to get choked with one of

her own _berries_, and, turning _black_ in the face, be laid out on a

bier of _straw_ ready for _burial_.

There is a very stout old lady who always sits by the City Hospital

gate, on Broadway. She has been in that selfsame spot, ever since

before 'the late war,' and how much longer we know not. She is

immensely stout, and must weigh at least two hundred pounds. Rain or

shine, hot or cold, there she sits, with a little stand of newspapers

before her--the _Tribune_, _World_, _Herald_, _Times_, and _Sun_. She

only sells morning papers, and leaves when they are all sold. She

always has her knitting-work, or sewing with her, and can often be seen

making her own garments. Now and then she grows weary, the eyes close,

the head falls forward, the mouth opens, the fingers stop, (still

holding on to the knitting work,) and she dreams! What are her dreams?

Possibly of a happy home in a distant land, a long time ago, when she

was a little girl, and had a father to bless her, and a mother to love.

A brace of omnibuses come thundering down the pavement, and she awakes.

If people purchase papers of her while she is asleep they drop the

pennies upon her stand, and pass on. This old body has a daughter who

sells newspapers at a stand directly opposite, upon the other side of

the street. The daughter is not as dutiful as she ought to be, and

sometimes there is a family jar upon the street, not at all to the

edification of those who witness it.

One of the saddest sights in New York is that of a pale-faced, light-

haired woman, middle-aged, who can frequently be seen sitting on a

Broadway curbstone behind a small hand-organ, from which she grinds a

plaintive tune, the notes of which are seldom heard above the thunder

of the street. She always appears bareheaded, and with a small child in

her lap. The little straw hat of the babe is put upon the top of the

organ to catch the pennies and bits of scrip. We are glad to notice

that many men remember her in passing.

City Hall Park, Printing-House Square, Bowery, and Nassau street, are

the great centres for all kinds of patterers. Here women sell ice

cream, lemonade, doughnuts, buns, tropical fruits, and sweetmeats.

Bananas and pineapples are favorite fruits and all forms of chocolate

candies are in great demand. Most of the women who attend stalls grow

very stout, as they get little or no exercise. It is noticed that very

few of them ever partake of the fruits or other edibles which they deal

in. They always bring a lunch with them of bread and butter, cold

soups, and cold tea or coffee, with occasionally a bit of meat. One

evening, opposite the Fifth Avenue Hotel, we saw a young woman,

evidently nineteen or twenty, playing upon a violin. She was blind,

and, as it was a warm, bright moonlight night, her head was bare. The

countenance had a very sad, sweet expression, and the air she played

was a far-away dreamy romance. We never saw her but once.

The poor little girls of New York do a wonderful number of things to

get a living. They sell matches, toothpicks, cigars, songs, newspapers,

flowers, etc. There is a good deal of romance published in the

newspapers, about the flower-girls, which does not exist. The _Evening

Post_ once said they were as handsome as the flower-girls of Paris. If

they are, the Paris flower-girls must be frightful little wretches. The

flower-girls of New York cluster about St. Paul's churchyard and the

Astor House, and can be found scattered up Broadway as high as Twenty-

third street. They sell magnolias, hand bouquets and button-hole

bouquets for gentlemen's coats. They appear on the streets with the

earliest spring violets, and only disappear with 'the last rose of

summer.' A rainy day is a very good one for the flowers, and they sell

better than in fair weather. When the skies are lowering, man wants

something to cheer him, and so he takes a tuberose and a geranium leaf,

and puts it in the button-hole of his coat. The girls buy their flowers

of the gardeners out in the suburbs of the city, and then manufacture

their own bouquets.

Some of the little girls who patter upon the street make a tolerably

good living, if they are industrious and stick to their business.

Oranges and sponges sell well, and often from two to four dollars'

worth are disposed of between the rising and the setting of the sun.

Pattering is only profitable during business hours, which, in New York,

do not commence much before 9 o'clock, and close by 5 P. M. So the

patterer is a gentleman with the rest of them, and shuts up shop at the

same time A. T. Stewart and H. B. Claflin do their marble and sandstone

palaces. There are exceptions to this rule, as there are to all rules.

Those who patter at the Battery, and in the vicinity of South Ferry,

where a constant stream of people is passing back and forth far into

the night, stick by their stands as long as there is any one upon the

street. At midnight, when the thunder of the streets is hushed, and the

moon is rolling beneath a dark cloud, the heads of old men and women

can be seen nid, nid, nodding, from Bowling Green to the Battery wall.

Where they go to when they close up their stalls and crawl away in the

darkness, it is impossible to say.

The most interesting sights in connection with pattering may be seen in

the vicinity of Castle Garden, and on the east side of City Hall Park,

opposite Park Row. At Castle Garden the patterers meet with a constant

stream of freshly arrived emigrants. They have just landed in 'free

America,' and the first thing which greets their eyes after they have

left the officials, and passed the portals of the Garden, is a long row

of patterers behind stalls filled with ginger-cakes, lemonade, tropical

fruits, apples, etc. Many of the poor peasants from the interior of

Europe never saw a bunch of red or golden bananas, they know nothing of

the mysteries of a pineapple, and are unacquainted with cocoa-nuts.

They look with no little astonishment upon these products of the soil,

but hesitate to purchase them. They are shy of the new-fangled American

drinks, but being very thirsty, occasionally indulge in a glass of

lemonade. How their eyes sparkle as the delicious nectar runs down

their throats. Such _wasser_ is unknown to the springs of Germany.

Bread, cakes and apples are readily bought by them, but as they deal in

hard cash, and talk German, and as the old woman they are trading with

speaks Irish-English, and has nothing but scrip, it takes some little

time to conclude a bargain. A great deal of talking is done on the

fingers, and the emigrant goes away satisfied, nay, pleased, at the

great amount of something to eat he is able to buy in America with a

small lot of silver. Besides this, the old woman behind the stall gives

him a variety of paper money, curiously printed. He looks at it, then

doubles it up, and puts it carefully away.

The men patterers are a much larger class in New York than the women.

They are engaged in all imaginable occupations and dog your steps at

every corner. Some of these men are middle-aged, able-bodied fellows,

quite strong and healthy enough to be clearing up land in the West or

laying bricks at five dollars a day. For some unaccountable reason they

prefer to remain in New York, living from hand to mouth, and doing

nothing to improve themselves, mentally, worldly, or financially. We

have one of these in mind now. Sitting on the west side of Broadway,

not far from White street, a young man of about thirty-two or three,

healthy, stout, and quite intelligent looking, employs his time in

tending a small stand, upon which a few gum-drops and chocolates are

displayed for sale. Here is enterprise and ambition for you. We have

passed his stand several times a day for the last year, and we never

saw him selling anything to a man. They are ashamed of his presence on

the street in such an occupation. A girl, or a poor woman, would get

some sympathy, but for an able-bodied man in America, none! The fellow

has a wife, and sometimes she takes place. There is a sad, disconsolate

look upon her face, and well there may be, since she is united to such

a lazy dolt of a husband.

It has been noticed that dwarfs and deformed people often resort to

pattering. Like Gloster, in King Richard III., they are

------'curtailed thus of fair proportion,

Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,

Deform'd, unfinished, sent before their time

Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,

And that so lamely and unfashionable,

That dogs bark at them.'

Through these misfortunes they hope to tell upon the feelings of the

public, and thereby secure a larger share of patronage. One of these 4

unfashionable human beings stands on Broadway, with a bunch of carpet

dusters in his hand-leather thongs fastened to a handle. Another poor

fellow in front of the _Times_ office has no arms, and therefore

supports himself by whittling kindling-wood for the benefit of the

public. A dwarf on the sidewalk, not far from the St. Nicholas Hotel,

has an immense head, with ugly and snubbish features, a short body, and

ungainly limbs. He peddles apples.

The other men and boy patterers of New York sell cigars, whips,

neckties, sleeve-buttons, dogs, young bears, watch-chains, resurrection

plants, sponge-cakes, and all the articles sold by women. A man does a

thriving business at the foot of one of the large marble columns of the

Sub-Treasury on Wall street. He keeps fresh home-made sponge cakes,

which sell for five or ten cents each. One of these is enough for a

man's lunch.

The dog and bear men lurk in the vicinity of the Astor House. They

always have a basket in which they carry their animals, and during

business hours spend the most of their time scratching their backs with

a comb. These men seem to be a little unsound in the upper regions.

They wear long hair, loose fitting clothes, broad-brimmed hats, and are

perfectly happy whether they sell a dog or not. No one has yet been

seen offering cats for sale. Maps, pictures, and songs are frequently

indulged in by the street patterers. Most of them are horrible prints,

highly colored, representing favorite priests, the Presidents, naval

conflicts, battles, and fires. The maps have the Irish harp in one

corner and the United States flag in the other. The favorite maps are

those of Ireland and New York City.

Since the police have banished the banner-men from the side-walks, the

various trades have taken to representing themselves in odd costumes on

the backs of ambitious patterers. Just now walking awnings, barber's

poles, whalebones, etc., are the rage. Like everything else in a city,

this will be tolerated until it becomes a nuisance, when the police

will take them off to the station-house and they will be among the

things that were.

"The patterers of New York could well be dispensed with. Most of them

deserve none of our sympathy, and should be taken in charge by the

government, and set to work at some useful occupation. This would clear

the streets of a great many disgusting sights, and give the town an air

of thrift and respectability, which it is not likely to have as long as

such a horde of spendthrifts hang about all the corners."

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