Tea in the Schoolroom

Anthony regained the terrace with the feeling uppermost in his mind

that the only safe place for private conversations was the middle of

the lake.

The resonant boom of a gong sounded from the house, and Tredwell

appeared in a stately fashion from a side door.

“Luncheon is served, my lord.”

“Ah!” said Lord Caterham, brisking up a little. “Lunch.”

At that moment two children burst out of the house. They were

high-spirited young women of twelve and ten, and though their names

might be Dulcie and Daisy, as Bundle had affirmed, they appeared to be

more generally known as Guggle and Winkle. They executed a kind of war

dance, interspersed with shrill whoops till Bundle emerged and quelled

them.

“Where’s Mademoiselle?” she demanded.

“She’s got the _migraine_, the _migraine_, the _migraine_!” chanted

Winkle.

“Hurrah!” said Guggle, joining in.

Lord Caterham had succeeded in shepherding most of his guests into the

house. Now he laid a restraining hand on Anthony’s arm.

“Come to my study,” he breathed. “I’ve got something rather special

there.”

Slinking down the hall, far more like a thief than like the master of

the house, Lord Caterham gained the shelter of his sanctum. Here he

unlocked a cupboard and produced various bottles.

“Talking to foreigners always makes me so thirsty,” he explained

apologetically. “I don’t know why it is.”

There was a knock on the door, and Virginia popped her head round the

corner of it.

“Got a special cocktail for me?” she demanded.

“Of course,” said Lord Caterham hospitably. “Come in.”

The next few minutes were taken up with serious rites.

“I needed that,” said Lord Caterham with a sigh, as he replaced his

glass on the table. “As I said just now, I find talking to foreigners

particularly fatiguing. I think it’s because they’re so polite. Come

along. Let’s have some lunch.”

He led the way to the dining-room. Virginia put her hand on Anthony’s

arm, and drew him back a little.

“I’ve done my good deed for the day,” she whispered. “I got Lord

Caterham to take me to see the body.”

“Well?” demanded Anthony eagerly.

One theory of his was to be proved or disproved.

Virginia was shaking her head.

“You were wrong,” she whispered. “It’s Prince Michael all right.”

“Oh!” Anthony was deeply chagrined.

“And Mademoiselle has the _migraine_,” he added aloud, in a

dissatisfied tone.

“What has that got to do with it?”

“Probably nothing, but I wanted to see her. You see, I’ve found out

that Mademoiselle has the second room from the end—the one where I saw

the light last night.”

“That’s interesting.”

“Probably there’s nothing in it. All the same, I mean to see

Mademoiselle before the day is out.”

Lunch was somewhat of an ordeal. Even the cheerful impartiality of

Bundle failed to reconcile the heterogeneous assembly. The Baron and

Andrassy were correct, formal, full of etiquette, and had the air of

attending a meal in a mausoleum. Lord Caterham was lethargic and

depressed. Bill Eversleigh stared longingly at Virginia. George, very

mindful of the trying position in which he found himself, conversed

weightily with the Baron and Mr. Isaacstein. Guggle and Winkle,

completely beside themselves with joy of having a murder in the house,

had to be continually checked and kept under, whilst Mr. Hiram Fish

slowly masticated his food, and drawled out dry remarks in his own

peculiar idiom. Superintendent Battle had considerately vanished, and

nobody knew what had become of him.

“Thank God that’s over,” murmured Bundle to Anthony, as they left the

table. “And George is taking the foreign contingent over to the Abbey

this afternoon to discuss State secrets.”

“That will possibly relieve the atmosphere,” agreed Anthony.

“I don’t mind the American so much,” continued Bundle. “He and Father

can talk first editions together quite happily in some secluded spot.

Mr. Fish”—as the object of their conversation drew near—“I’m planning

a peaceful afternoon for you.”

The American bowed.

“That’s too kind of you, Lady Eileen.”

“Mr. Fish,” said Anthony, “had quite a peaceful morning.”

Mr. Fish shot a quick glance at him.

“Ah, sir, you observed me, then, in my seclooded retreat? There are

moments, sir, when far from the madding crowd is the only motto for a

man of quiet tastes.”

Bundle had drifted on, and the American and Anthony were left together.

The former dropped his voice a little.

“I opine,” he said, “that there is considerable mystery about this

little dust up?”

“Any amount of it,” said Anthony.

“That guy with the bald head was perhaps a family connection?”

“Something of the kind.”

“These Central European nations beat the band,” declared Mr. Fish.

“It’s kind of being rumoured around that the deceased gentleman was a

Royal Highness. Is that so, do you know?”

“He was staying here as Count Stanislaus,” replied Anthony evasively.

To this Mr. Fish offered no further rejoinder than the somewhat cryptic:

“Oh! boy.”

After which he relapsed into silence for some moments.

“This police captain of yours,” he observed at last, “Battle, or

whatever his name is, is he the goods all right?”

“Scotland Yard thinks so,” replied Anthony dryly.

“He seems kind of hide-bound to me,” remarked Mr. Fish. “No hustle to

him. This big idea of his, letting no one leave the house, what is

there to it?”

He darted a very sharp look at Anthony as he spoke.

“Everyone’s got to attend the inquest to-morrow morning, you see.”

“That’s the idea, is it? No more to it than that? No question of Lord

Caterham’s guests being suspected?”

“My dear Mr. Fish!”

“I was getting a mite uneasy—being a stranger in this country. But of

course it was an outside job—I remember now. Window found unfastened,

wasn’t it?”

“It was,” said Anthony, looking straight in front of him.

Mr. Fish sighed. After a minute or two he said in a plaintive tone:

“Young man, do you know how they get the water out of a mine?”

“How?”

“By pumping—but its almighty hard work! I observe the figure of my

genial host detaching itself from the group over yonder. I must join

him.”

Mr. Fish walked gently away, and Bundle drifted back again.

“Funny Fish, isn’t he?” she remarked.

“He is.”

“It’s no good looking at Virginia,” said Bundle sharply.

“I wasn’t.”

“You were. I don’t know how she does it. It isn’t what she says, I

don’t even believe it’s what she looks. But, oh, boy! she gets there

every time. Anyway, she’s on duty elsewhere for the time. She told

me to be nice to you, and I’m going to be nice to you—by force if

necessary.”

“No force required,” Anthony assured her. “But, if it’s all the same to

you, I’d rather you were nice to me on the water, in a boat.”

“It’s not a bad idea,” said Bundle meditatively.

They strolled down to the lake together.

“There’s just one question I’d like to ask you,” said Anthony as

he paddled gently out from the shore, “before we turn to really

interesting topics. Business before pleasure.”

“Whose bedroom do you want to know about now?” asked Bundle with weary

patience.

“Nobody’s bedroom for the moment. But I would like to know where you

got your French governess from.”

“The man’s bewitched,” said Bundle. “I got her from an Agency, and I

pay her a hundred pounds a year, and her Christian name is Genevieve.

Anything more you want to know?”

“We’ll assume the Agency,” said Anthony. “What about her references?”

“Oh, glowing! She’d lived for ten years with the Countess of What Not.”

“What Not being——?”

“The Comtesses de Breteuil, Chateau de Breteuil, Dinard.”

“You didn’t actually see the Comtesse yourself? It was all done by

letter?”

“Exactly.”

“H’m!” said Anthony.

“You intrigue me,” said Bundle. “You intrigue me enormously. Is it love

or crime?”

“Probably sheer idiocy on my part. Let’s forget it.”

“‘Let’s forget it,’ said he negligently, having extracted all the

information he wants. Mr. Cade, who do you suspect? I rather suspect

Virginia as being the most unlikely person. Or possibly Bill.”

“What about you?”

“Member of the aristocracy joins in secret the Comrades of the Red

Hand. It would create a sensation all right.”

Anthony laughed. He liked Bundle, though he was a little afraid of the

shrewd penetration of her sharp grey eyes.

“You must be proud of all this,” he said suddenly, waving his hand

towards the great house in the distance.

Bundle screwed up her eyes and tilted her head on one side.

“Yes—it means something, I suppose. But one’s too used to it. Anyway,

we’re not here very much—too deadly dull. We’ve been at Cowes and

Deauville all the summer after town, and then up to Scotland. Chimneys

has been swathed in dust sheets for about five months. Once a week

they take the dust sheets off and chars-à-bancs full of tourists come

and gape, and listen to Tredwell. ‘On your right is the portrait of

the fourth Marchioness of Caterham, painted by Sir Joshua Reynolds,’

etc., and Ed or Bert, the humorist of the party, nudges his girl and

says ‘Eh! Gladys, they’ve got two pennyworth of pictures here, right

enough.’ And then they go and look at more pictures and yawn and

shuffle their feet and wish it was time to go home.”

“Yet history has been made here once or twice, by all accounts.”

“You’ve been listening to George,” said Bundle sharply. “That’s the

kind of thing he’s always saying.”

But Anthony had raised himself on his elbow, and was staring at the

shore.

“Is that a third suspicious stranger I see standing disconsolately by

the boat-house? Or is it one of the house party?”

Bundle lifted her head from the scarlet cushion.

“It’s Bill,” she said.

“He seems to be looking for something.”

“He’s probably looking for me,” said Bundle, without enthusiasm.

“Shall we row quickly in the opposite direction?”

“That’s quite the right answer, but it should be delivered with more

enthusiasm.”

“I shall row with double vigour after that rebuke.”

“Not at all,” said Bundle. “I have my pride. Row me to where that young

ass is waiting. Somebody’s got to look after him, I suppose. Virginia

must have given him the slip. One of these days, inconceivable as it

seems, I might want to marry George, so I might as well practise being

‘one of our well known political hostesses.’”

Anthony pulled obediently towards the shore.

“And what’s to become of me, I should like to know?” he complained.

“I refuse to be the unwanted third. Is that the children I see in the

distance?”

“Yes. Be careful, or they’ll rope you in.”

“I’m rather fond of children,” said Anthony. “I might teach them some

nice quiet intellectual game.”

“Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Having relinquished Bundle to the care of her gallant captain, Anthony

strolled off to where various shrill cries disturbed the peace of the

afternoon. He was received with acclamation.

“Are you any good at playing Red Indians?” asked Guggle sternly.

“Rather,” said Anthony. “You should hear the noise I make when I’m

being scalped. Like this.” He illustrated.

“Not so bad,” said Winkle grudgingly. “Now do the scalper’s yell.”

Anthony obliged with a blood-curdling noise. In another minute the game

of Red Indians was in full swing.

About an hour later, Anthony wiped his forehead, and ventured to

inquire after Mademoiselle’s _migraine_. He was pleased to hear that

that lady had entirely recovered. So popular had he become that he was

urgently invited to come and have tea in the schoolroom.

“And then you can tell us about the man you saw hung,” urged Guggle.

“Did you say you’d got a bit of the rope with you?” asked Winkle.

“It’s in my suit-case,” said Anthony solemnly. “You shall each have a

piece of it.”

Winkle immediately let out a Wild Indian yell of satisfaction.

“We’ll have to go and get washed, I suppose,” said Guggle gloomily.

“You will come to tea, won’t you? You won’t forget?”

Anthony swore solemnly that nothing should prevent his keeping the

engagement. Satisfied, the youthful pair beat a retreat towards the

house. Anthony stood for a minute looking after them, and, as he did

so, he became aware of a man leaving the other side of a little copse

of trees and hurrying away across the park. He felt almost sure that it

was the same black-bearded stranger he had encountered that morning.

Whilst he was hesitating whether to go after him or not the trees just

ahead of him were parted and Mr. Hiram Fish stepped out into the open.

He stared slightly when he saw Anthony.

“A peaceful afternoon, Mr. Fish?” inquired the latter.

“I thank you, yes.”

Mr. Fish did not look as peaceful as usual, however. His face was

flushed, and he was breathing hard as though he had been running. He

drew out his watch and consulted it.

“I guess,” he said softly, “it’s just about time for your British

institution of afternoon tea.”

Closing his watch with a snap, Mr. Fish ambled gently away in the

direction of the house.

Anthony stood in a brown study and awoke with a start to the fact that

Superintendent Battle was standing beside him. Not the faintest sound

had heralded his approach, and he seemed literally to have materialized

from space.

“Where did you spring from?” asked Anthony irritably.

With a slight jerk of his head, Battle indicated the little copse of

trees behind them.

“It seems a popular spot this afternoon,” remarked Anthony.

“You were very lost in thought, Mr. Cade?”

“I was indeed. Do you know what I was doing, Battle? I was trying to

put two and one and five and three together so as to make four. And it

can’t be done, Battle, it simply can’t be done.”

“There’s difficulties that way,” agreed the detective.

“But you’re just the man I wanted to see. Battle, I want to go away.

Can it be done?”

True to his creed, Superintendent Battle showed neither emotion nor

surprise. His reply was easy and matter of fact.

“That depends, sir, as to where you want to go.”

“I’ll tell you exactly, Battle. I’ll lay my cards upon the table.

I want to go to Dinard, to the Chateau of Madame la Comtesse de

Breteuil. Can it be done?”

“When do you want to go, Mr. Cade?”

“Say to-morrow after the inquest. I could be back here by Sunday

evening.”

“I see,” said the superintendent, with peculiar solidity.

“Well, what about it?”

“I’ve no objection, provided you go where you say you’re going, and

come straight back here.”

“You’re a man in a thousand, Battle. Either you have taken an

extraordinary fancy to me or else you’re extraordinarily deep. Which is

it?”

Superintendent Battle smiled a little, but did not answer.

“Well, well,” said Anthony, “I expect you’ll take your precautions.

Discreet minions of the law will follow my suspicious footsteps. So be

it. But I do wish I knew what it was all about.”

“I don’t get you, Mr. Cade.”

“The Memoirs—what all the fuss is about. Were they only Memoirs? Or

have you got something up your sleeve?”

Battle smiled again.

“Take it like this. I’m doing you a favour because you’ve made a

favourable impression on me, Mr. Cade. I’d like you to work in with

me over this case. The amateur and the professional, they go well

together. The one has the intimacy, so to speak, and the other the

experience.”

“Well,” said Anthony slowly, “I don’t mind admitting that I’ve always

wanted to try my hand at unravelling a murder mystery.”

“Any ideas about the case at all, Mr. Cade?”

“Plenty of them,” said Anthony. “But they’re mostly questions.”

“As, for instance?”

“Who steps into the murdered Michael’s shoes? It seems to me that that

is important?”

A rather wry smile came over Superintendent Battle’s face.

“I wondered if you’d think of that, sir. Prince Nicolas Obolovitch is

the next heir—first cousin of this gentleman.”

“And where is he at the present moment?” asked Anthony, turning away

to light a cigarette. “Don’t tell me you don’t know, Battle, because I

shan’t believe you.”

“We’ve reason to believe that he’s in the United States. He was until

quite lately, at all events. Raising money on his expectations.”

Anthony gave vent to a surprised whistle.

“I get you,” said Anthony. “Michael was backed by England, Nicholas

by America. In both countries a group of financiers are anxious to

obtain the oil concessions. The Loyalist party adopted Michael as their

candidate—now they’ll have to look elsewhere. Gnashing of teeth on the

part of Isaacstein and Co. and Mr. George Lomax. Rejoicings in Wall

Street. Am I right?”

“You’re not far off,” said Superintendent Battle.

“H’m!” said Anthony. “I almost dare swear that I know what you were

doing in that copse.”

The detective smiled, but made no reply.

“International politics are very fascinating,” said Anthony, “but I

fear I must leave you. I have an appointment in the schoolroom.”

He strode briskly away towards the house. Inquiries of the dignified

Tredwell showed him the way to the schoolroom. He tapped on the door

and entered, to be greeted by squeals of joy.

Guggle and Winkle immediately rushed at him and bore him in triumph to

be introduced to Mademoiselle.

For the first time, Anthony felt a qualm. Mademoiselle Brun was a

small, middle-aged woman with a sallow face, pepper and salt hair, and

a budding moustache!

As the notorious foreign adventuress she did not fit into the picture

at all.

“I believe,” said Anthony to himself, “I’m making the most utter fool

of myself. Never mind, I must go through with it now.”

He was extremely pleasant to Mademoiselle, and she, on her part,

was evidently delighted to have a good-looking young man invade her

schoolroom. The meal was a great success.

But that evening, alone in the charming bedchamber that had been

allotted to him, Anthony shook his head several times.

“I’m wrong,” he said to himself. “For the second time, I’m wrong.

Somehow or other, I can’t get the hang of this thing.”

He stopped in his pacing of the floor.

“What the devil——” began Anthony.

The door was being softly opened. In another minute a man had slipped

into the room, and stood deferentially by the door.

He was a big fair man, squarely built, with high Slavonic cheek-bones,

and dreamy fanatic eyes.

“Who the devil are you?” asked Anthony, staring at him.

The man replied in perfect English.

“I am Boris Anchoukoff.”

“Prince Michael’s servant, eh?”

“That is so. I served my master. He is dead. Now I serve you.”

“It’s very kind of you,” said Anthony. “But I don’t happen to want a

valet.”

“You are my master now. I will serve you faithfully.”

“Yes—but—look here—I don’t need a valet. I can’t afford one.”

Boris Anchoukoff looked at him with a touch of scorn.

“I do not ask for money. I served my master. So will I serve you—to

the death!”

Stepping quickly forward, he dropped on one knee, caught Anthony’s hand

and placed it on his forehead. Then he rose swiftly and left the room

as suddenly as he had come.

Anthony stared after him, his face a picture of astonishment.

“That’s damned odd,” he said to himself. “A faithful sort of dog.

Curious the instincts these fellows have.”

He rose and paced up and down.

“All the same,” he muttered, “it’s awkward—damned awkward—just at

present.”

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