CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

Into the city during the day,

Back to the country at eventide,

Courting the charm of the simple way,

Casting the tumult of greed aside.

"He is the happiest man who best appreciates his happiness. Happiness

comes to him who does not seek it."

"Well, you've got there. I was opposed to your goin' into the minstrel

business. It's not good to argue agin anything a young man sets his mind

on. I figured if you got knocked out, you'd be able to come back agin.

I'd rather seed you in the circus business, but say, boy, if this show

of yours ain't a Jim Dandy. Are you making any money?"

"Well, I have made money, Uncle Henry, but I'm investing it in my

business as fast as I earn it. You see the minstrel business is

changing. The basis of minstrelsy will always be that which it is and

has been, but you can't hand them the same things they've been accepting

the past forty years and expect them to enjoy and buy it. The farce

comedy, the musical show are virtually minstrel shows. Based upon music

and dancing, they produce about the same stuff the minstrels do."

"Well Alfred, we hear a great deal about the old black-face minstrels.

Some people say they like them best."

"That's true, Uncle Henry. You can't gainsay it. Some people like the

old-fashioned cooking the best. But the public, the majority demand

something different. Even if they eat the same sort of food they ate

when younger, they demand it be served differently. Let me call your

attention to this fact: Every manager that has endeavored to present an

old-time, black-face minstrel show in late years has failed. The

old-time minstrel show, like the one-ring circus, is pleasant to dream

of, pleasant to talk of, but not profitable to present. Two friends were

responsible for my decision to put on a simon-pure, old-time minstrel

show. I engaged the best talent procurable, costumed the show in

conformity with the ideas of my friends. It was the least profitable of

any season since my first year; or it would have been had I continued. I

changed my entire show in the middle of the season, going back to the

black-face comedians, white-face singers.

"The minstrels in all climes have sung their songs of love and war. Even

in the days of the ancients there were minstrels who sang the news of

the times to the gaping multitudes in the streets and market places. In

fact, David, with his harp of a thousand strings, whose voice charmed

King Saul and his court, was the first minstrel. I can fully understand

why a minstrel, an American minstrel, singing a plantation melody to his

dusky dulcinea, should have a blackened face, but why a man blackened as

a negro should sing of 'My Sister's Golden Hair,' or 'Mother's Eyes of

Blue,' is too incongruous for even argument's sake."

[Illustration: David, the First Minstrel]

"Well, Alfred, how is it the other managers do not adopt the style of

your entertainment."

"Uncle Henry, I am not my brother's keeper. I had opposition with one of

those so-called old time minstrel shows a short time ago. Our company

was making money every night. They were barely paying expenses. And yet

the greater part of their press work was devoted to informing the public

that we were not genuine minstrels, our singers wore white wigs, flesh

colored stockings and satin suits. They were really advertising one of

the attractions of our exhibition. We copied that notice and had it sent

broadcast over the sections where the companies conflicted. I watched

the press closely and but one paper that came under my observation

endorsed their idea."

"Now, Alfred, let me tell you something. I've had all I wanted to eat

and drink; I've worn good clothes; I've helped the poor; I've kept my

family right; and I've seen enough of this world to convince me the only

way to have money to burn is not to burn it. To have money to spend when

you are old, is to save it while you're young. I was so poor when I was

young, I had my lesson. Say, son, it's a sad thing to be poor when

you're young, not wanted in your brother's home. But it's dreadful to be

poor when you are old and not wanted anywhere. You can't make a living.

You are dependent upon charity. Now don't fool yourself and say with

your income you can't save. If you can live you can save. George M.

Pullman, Marshall Field, John D. Rockefeller, and a thousand others

began saving on less than your income. Now, Alfred, don't think because

the fool in your business has spent money recklessly, don't think that's

an excuse for you to spend. I know minstrel people. I know them

backwards. Don't be like them. The only things to do in this world, day

after day, are the things you ought to do. You can't do too much for

others, but don't depend upon them to do for you. A poor, old man is the

saddest sight on earth."

"It's true I felt mighty sore that my folks threw me on the world so

young. But you bet I am proud of the fact that I can buy and sell the

whole kit of them. I help them, I give them, I don't begrudge it to

them; but, while I can't entirely forget the bitterness of those boyhood

days, I can't help but feel a bit proud that I am independent of them in

my old days. And to hear some of them talk, you'd think they made me.

Well, they did, but they didn't intend to. While they were sitting

around praying for prosperity, I was sweating. Sweating, it's a good

thing. It takes all the bad diseases out of you and a good deal of the

cussedness. Say, Alfred, you never knowed a skin-flint that sweat.

Stingy men never sweat. I admire all good people but I would rather see

a man give another a meal, than talk over his victuals and eat them

alone when he knows there's someone next door hungry. Did you ever

notice when a man thinks he's a genius he lets his hair grow long and

when a woman gets out of her place, to be something she oughtn't to be,

she cuts her hair short. Every crank puts some kind of a brand on

themselves. You don't have to talk to them to find out what they are.

"I sold whiskey when I was in the wholesale grocery business. Everybody

in my line sold it. You remember the best stores in Columbus sold it.

You couldn't hold a first-class trade if you didn't sell it. I never

sold it to people who had no shoes. I never sold it to young men nor to

old men in their dotage. There was never preacher came to me to talk

religion or anything else while I was selling whiskey. But as soon as I

sold out the whiskey business, they began runnin' after me. One of them

kept a-comin' and a-comin'. He kept tellin' me how to live, how to spend

the rest of my days. Get a library. A library was the greatest thing a

man could have. It kept your mind at rest; you could seek refuge in your

library at any time when in trouble. I promised him to get a library. I

had one built expressly. I had two barrels of Old Crow whiskey that I

kept when I sold the store. I filled a sufficient number of quart

bottles to fill the shelves of the library, labeled the bottles, and

waited for the next visit of the gentleman who induced me to invest in a

library. He congratulated me on taking his advice. I told him I never

had any learning to speak of; when I should have been at school I had to

be at work; perhaps I should have consulted him about stocking the

library. He expressed a desire to examine it. When I threw the doors

open and the rows of bottles of Old Crow came into his view, he never

flinched. I told Jim if he fainted to be handy with a pail of water. But

he never backed off. He put his glasses on his nose, read the labels and

'lowed while my library was large it was not greatly diversified.

Thereafter the good man was more deeply interested in me than ever

before. At first he called once a day. It was not long until he called

three times a day regularly."

[Illustration: Uncle Henry's Library]

Jim describes the scene thusly: "Uncle Henry, lolling in the big, easy

chair, sleepily. Enter the gentleman who recommended the library. 'Good

morning, Brother Hunt, I hope you are feeling well'; Uncle Henry, with

eyes half-closed, never waited to hear more. He languidly motioned

towards the sideboard, closed his eyes, looked the other way. Uncle

Henry's idea of a gentleman was one who turned his back while you were

pouring out your liquor."

Uncle Henry was known to every showman in America. He maintained a field

whereon the circuses pitched their tents. He owned the billboards. No

circus visited Burlington that did not find him an interested friend.

I have heard that Uncle Henry could drive a good bargain in a trade. I

never knew him as a buyer or a seller. I only knew him as one who knew

how to give. I only knew him as one who found it more blessed to give

than receive.

His qualities of good more than overbalanced his imperfections. His was

a character that left its impress on the community in which he was

known. He was loved by those who were welcomed in his hospitable home.

There have been men of more renown than the hardy old blacksmith, who,

from a barefooted boy made his way without education or friends, and

that he was influenced in his feelings by his early hardships was only

the man that was in him, over-balancing the better nature of one who,

when a friend was a friend, who, when against you, was always in the

open. He was as honest in his dislikes as he was in his admirations.

When the sands of his life were ebbing fast on that Sunday afternoon in

midsummer, the last of earth, the last sounds that fell upon the ears of

Uncle Henry were the rumbling of the wheels of a circus moving over the

paved streets from the train to the show grounds.

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They have got a newspaper fixed and the worst roast ever read

published today. Mailed copy. If you want a good lawyer, advise.

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