CHAPTER XVIII

I

Dr. Woestijne of Vanderheide’s Grove acted in spare time as

Superintendent of Health for Crynssen County, but the office was not

well paid and it did not greatly interest him. When Martin burst in and

offered to do all the work for half the pay, Woestijne accepted with

benevolence, assuring him that it would have a great effect on his

private practise.

It did. It almost ruined his private practise.

There was never an official appointment. Martin signed Woestijne’s name

(spelling it in various interesting ways, depending on how he felt) to

papers, and the Board of County Commissioners recognized Martin’s

limited power, but the whole thing was probably illegal.

There was small science and considerably less heroism in his first

furies as a health officer, but a great deal of irritation for his

fellow-townsmen. He poked into yards, he denounced Mrs. Beeson for her

reeking ash-barrels, Mr. Norblom for piling manure on the street, and

the schoolboard for the school ventilation and lack of instruction in

tooth-brushing. The citizens had formerly been agitated by his

irreligion, his moral looseness, and his lack of local patriotism, but

when they were prodded out of their comfortable and probably beneficial

dirt, they exploded.

Martin was honest and appallingly earnest, but if he had the innocence

of the dove he lacked the wisdom of the serpent. He did not make them

understand his mission; he scarce tried to make them understand. His

authority, as Woestijne’s _alter ego_, was imposing on paper but feeble

in action, and it was worthless against the stubbornness which he

aroused.

He advanced from garbage-spying to a drama of infection.

The community at Delft had a typhoid epidemic which slackened and

continually reappeared. The villagers believed that it came from a tribe

of squatters six miles up the creek, and they considered lynching the

offenders, as a practical protest and an interesting break in

wheat-farming. When Martin insisted that in six miles the creek would

purify any waste and that the squatters were probably not the cause, he

was amply denounced.

“He’s a fine one, he is, to go around blatting that we’d ought to have

more health precautions! Here we go and show him where there’s some

hellhounds that ought to be shot, and them only Bohunks anyway, and he

doesn’t do a darn’ thing but shoot a lot of hot air about germicidal

effect or whatever the fool thing is,” remarked Kaes, the wheat-buyer at

the Delft elevator.

Flashing through the county, not neglecting but certainly not enlarging

his own practise, Martin mapped every recent case of typhoid within five

miles of Delft. He looked into milk-routes and grocery deliveries. He

discovered that most of the cases had appeared after the visits of an

itinerant seamstress, a spinster virtuous and almost painfully hygienic.

She had had typhoid four years before.

“She’s a chronic carrier of the bugs. She’s got to be examined,” he

announced.

He found her sewing at the house of an old farmer-preacher.

With modest indignation she refused to be examined, and as he went away

she could be heard weeping at the insult, while the preacher cursed him

from the doorstep. He returned with the township police officer and had

the seamstress arrested and confined in the segregation ward of the

county poor-farm. In her discharges he found billions of typhoid

bacilli.

The frail and decent body was not comfortable in the board-lined

whitewashed ward. She was shamed and frightened. She had always been

well beloved, a gentle, shabby, bright-eyed spinster who brought

presents to the babies, helped the overworked farmwives to cook dinner,

and sang to the children in her thin sparrow voice. Martin was reviled

for persecuting her. “He wouldn’t dare pick on her if she wasn’t so

poor,” they said, and they talked of a jail-delivery.

Martin fretted. He called upon the seamstress at the poor-farm, he tried

to make her understand that there was no other place for her, he brought

her magazines and sweets. But he was firm. She could not go free. He was

convinced that she had caused at least one hundred cases of typhoid,

with nine deaths.

The county derided him. Cause typhoid now, when she had been well for

four years? The County Commissioners and the County Board of Health

called Dr. Hesselink in from the next county. He agreed with Martin and

his maps. Every meeting of the Commissioners was a battle now, and it

was uncertain whether Martin would be ruined or throned.

Leora saved him, and the seamstress. “Why not take up a collection to

send her off to some big hospital where she can be treated, or where

they can keep her if she can’t be cured?” said she.

The seamstress entered a sanitarium--and was amiably forgotten by

everybody for the rest of her life--and his recent enemies said of

Martin, “He’s mighty smart, and right on the job.” Hesselink drove over

to inform him, “You did pretty well this time, Arrowsmith. Glad to see

you’re settling down to business.”

Martin was slightly cocky, and immediately bounded after a fine new

epidemic. He was so fortunate as to have a case of small-pox and several

which he suspected. Some of these lay across the border in Mencken

County, Hesselink’s domain, and Hesselink laughed at him. “It’s probably

all chicken-pox, except your one case. Mighty rarely you get small-pox

in summer,” he chuckled, while Martin raged up and down the two

counties, proclaiming the scourge, imploring every one to be vaccinated,

thundering, “There’s going to be all hell let loose here in ten or

fifteen days!”

But the United Brethren parson, who served chapels in Wheatsylvania and

two other villages, was an anti-vaccinationist and he preached against

it. The villages sided with him. Martin went from house to house,

beseeching them, offering to treat them without charge. As he had never

taught them to love him and follow him as a leader, they questioned,

they argued long and easily on doorsteps, they cackled that he was

drunk. Though for weeks his strongest draft had been the acrid coffee of

the countryside, they peeped one to another that he was drunk every

night, that the United Brethren minister was about to expose him from

the pulpit.

And ten dreadful days went by and fifteen, and all but the first case

did prove to be chicken-pox. Hesselink gloated and the village roared

and Martin was the butt of the land.

He had only a little resented their gossip about his wickedness, only in

evenings of slow depression had he meditated upon fleeing from them,

but at their laughter he was black furious.

Leora comforted him with cool hands. “It’ll pass over,” she said. But it

did not pass.

By autumn it had become such a burlesque epic as peasants love through

all the world. He had, they mirthfully related, declared that anybody

who kept hogs would die of small-pox; he had been drunk for a week, and

diagnosed everything from gall-stones to heart-burn as small-pox. They

greeted him, with no meaning of offense in their snickering, “Got a

pimple on my chin, Doc. What is ’t--small-pox?”

More terrible than their rage is the people’s laughter, and if it rend

tyrants, with equal zest it pursues the saint and wise man and befouls

their treasure.

When the neighborhood suddenly achieved a real epidemic of diphtheria

and Martin shakily preached antitoxin, one-half of them remembered his

failure to save Mary Novak and the other half clamored, “Oh, give us a

rest! You got epidemics on the brain!” That a number of children quite

adequately died did not make them relinquish their comic epic.

Then it was that Martin came home to Leora and said quietly, “I’m

licked. I’ve got to get out. Nothing more I can do here. Take years

before they’d trust me again. They’re so damned _humorous_! I’m going to

go get a real job--public health.”

“I’m so glad! You’re too good for them here. We’ll find some big place

where they’ll appreciate your work.”

“No, that’s not fair. I’ve learned a little something. I’ve failed here.

I’ve antagonized too many people. I didn’t know how to handle them. We

could stick it out, and I would, except that life is short and I think

I’m a good worker in some ways. Been worrying about being a coward,

about running away, ‘turning my--’ What is it? ‘--turning my hand from

the plow.’ I don’t care now! By God, I know what I can do! Gottlieb saw

it! And I want to get to work. On we go. All right?”

“Of course!”

II

He had read in the _Journal of the American Medical Association_ that

Gustaf Sondelius was giving a series of lectures at Harvard. He wrote

asking whether he knew of a public health appointment. Sondelius

answered, in a profane and blotty scrawl, that he remembered with joy

their Minneapolis vacation, that he disagreed with Entwisle of Harvard

about the nature of metathrombin, that there was an excellent Italian

restaurant in Boston, and that he would inquire among his

health-official friends as to a position.

Two days later he wrote that Dr. Almus Pickerbaugh, Director of Public

Health in the city of Nautilus, Iowa, was looking for a

second-in-command, and would probably be willing to send particulars.

Leora and Martin swooped on an almanac.

“Gosh! Sixty-nine thousand people in Nautilus! Against three hundred and

sixty-six here--no, wait, it’s three hundred and sixty-seven now, with

that new baby of Pete Yeska’s that the dirty swine called in Hesselink

for. People! People that can talk! Theaters! Maybe concerts! Leora,

we’ll be like a pair of kids let loose from school!”

He telegraphed for details, to the enormous interest of the station

agent, who was also telegraph operator.

The mimeographed form which was sent to him said that Dr. Pickerbaugh

required an assistant who would be the only full-time medical officer

besides Pickerbaugh himself, as the clinic and school doctors were

private physicians working part-time. The assistant would be

epidemiologist, bacteriologist, and manager of the office clerks, the

nurses, and the lay inspectors of dairies and sanitation. The salary

would be twenty-five hundred dollars a year--against the fifteen or

sixteen hundred Martin was making in Wheatsylvania.

Proper recommendations were desired.

Martin wrote to Sondelius, to Dad Silva, and to Max Gottlieb, now at the

McGurk Institute in New York.

Dr. Pickerbaugh informed him, “I have received very pleasant letters

from Dean Silva and Dr. Sondelius about you, but the letter from Dr.

Gottlieb is quite remarkable. He says you have rare gifts as a

laboratory man. I take great pleasure in offering you the appointment

kindly wire.”

Not till then did Martin completely realize that he was leaving

Wheatsylvania--the tedium of Bert Tozer’s nagging--the spying of Pete

Yeska and the Norbloms--the inevitability of turning, as so many

unchanging times he had turned, south from the Leopolis road at the Two

Mile Grove and following again that weary, flat, unbending trail--the

superiority of Dr. Hesselink and the malice of Dr. Coughlin--the round

which left him no time for his dusty laboratory--leaving it all for the

achievement and splendor of the great city of Nautilus.

“Leora, we’re going! We’re really going!”

III

Bert Tozer said:

“You know by golly there’s folks that would call you a traitor, after

all we’ve done for you, even if you did pay back the thousand, to let

some other doc come in here and get all that influence away from the

Family.”

Ada Quist said:

“I guess if you ain’t any too popular with the folks around here you’ll

have one fine time in a big city like Nautilus! Well Bert and me are

going to get married next year and when you two swells make a failure of

it I suppose we’ll have to take care of you at our house when you come

sneaking back do you think we could get your house at the same rent you

paid for it oh Bert why couldn’t we take Mart’s office instead it would

save money well I’ve always said since we were in school together you

couldn’t stand a decent regular life Ory.”

Mr. Tozer said:

“I simply can’t understand it, with everything going so nice. Why, you’d

be making three-four thousand a year some day, if you just stuck to it.

Haven’t we tried to treat you nice? I don’t like to have my little girl

go away and leave me alone, now I’m getting on in years. And Bert gets

so cranky with me and Mother, but you and Ory would always kind of

listen to us. Can’t you fix it somehow so you could stay?”

Pete Yeska said:

“Doc, you could of knocked me down with a feather when I heard you were

going! Course you and me have scrapped about this drug business, but

Lord! I been kind of half thinking about coming around some time and

offering you a partnership and let you run the drug end to suit

yourself, and we could get the Buick agency, maybe, and work up a nice

little business. I’m real sorry you’re going to leave us.... Well, come

back some day and we’ll take a shot at the ducks, and have a good laugh

about that bull you made over the small-pox. I never will forget that! I

was saying to the old woman just the other day, when she had an

ear-ache, ‘Ain’t got small-pox, have yuh, Bess!’”

Dr. Hesselink said:

“Doctor, what’s this I hear? You’re not going away? Why, you and I were

just beginning to bring medical practise in this neck of the woods up to

where it ought to be, so I drove over to-night-- Huh? We panned you?

Ye-es, I suppose we did, but that doesn’t mean we didn’t appreciate you.

Small place like here or Groningen, you have to roast your neighbors to

keep busy. Why, Doctor, I’ve been watching you develop from an unlicked

cub to a real upstanding physician, and now you’re going away--you don’t

know how I feel!”

Henry Novak said:

“Why, Doc, you ain’t going to _leave_ us? And we got a new baby coming,

and I said to the woman, just the other day, ‘It’s a good thing we got a

doctor that hands you out the truth and not all this guff we used to get

from Doc Winter.’”

The wheat-buyer at Delft said:

“Doc, what’s this I hear? You ain’t going _away_? A fellow told me you

was and I says to him, ‘Don’t be more of a damn’ fool than the Lord

meant you to be,’ I says. But I got to worrying about it, and I drove

over and-- Doc, I fire off my mouth pretty easy, I guess. I was agin you

in the typhoid epidemic, when you said that seamstress was carrying the

sickness around, and then you showed me up good. Doc, if you’d like to

be state senator, and if you’ll stay-- I got quite a little

influence--believe me, I’ll get out and work my shirt off for you!”

Alec Ingleblad said:

“You’re a lucky guy!”

All the village was at the train when they left for Nautilus.

For a hundred autumn-blazing miles Martin mourned his neighbors. “I feel

like getting off and going back. Didn’t we used to have fun playing Five

Hundred with the Fraziers! I hate to think of the kind of doctor they

may get. I swear, if some quack settles there or if Woestijne neglects

the health work again, I’ll go back and run ’em both out of business!

And be kind of fun to be state senator, some ways.”

But as evening thickened and nothing in all the rushing world existed

save the yellow Pinsch gas globes above them in the long car, they saw

ahead of them great Nautilus, high honor and achievement, the making of

a radiant model city, and the praise of Sondelius--perhaps even of Max

Gottlieb.

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