THE CLUB AND THE BULLET
_He is dead, and by my hand. It were better that I were dead myself,
for the guilty wretch I am._
ADVENTURES OF SEXTON BLAKE
Hour after hour Mr. Parker sat waiting for his friend's return. Again
and again he went over the Riddlesdale Case, checking his notes here,
amplifying them there, involving his tired brain in speculations of
the most fantastic kind. He wandered about the room, taking down here
and there a book from the shelves, strumming a few unskillful bars
upon the piano, glancing through the weeklies, fidgeting restlessly.
At length he selected a volume from the criminological section of
the bookshelves, and forced himself to read with attention that most
fascinating and dramatic of poison trials--the Seddon Case. Gradually
the mystery gripped him, as it invariably did, and it was with a start
of astonishment that he looked up at a long and vigorous whirring of
the doorbell, to find that it was already long past midnight.
His first thought was that Wimsey must have left his latchkey behind,
and he was preparing a facetious greeting when the door opened--exactly
as in the beginning of a Sherlock Holmes story--to admit a tall and
beautiful young woman, in an extreme state of nervous agitation, with
a halo of golden hair, violet-blue eyes, and disordered apparel all
complete; for as she threw back her heavy traveling-coat he observed
that she wore evening dress, with light green silk stockings and heavy
brogue shoes thickly covered with mud.
"His lordship has not yet returned, my lady," said Mr. Bunter, "but Mr.
Parker is here waiting for him, and we are expecting him at any minute
now. Will your ladyship take anything?"
"No, no," said the vision hastily, "nothing, thanks. I'll wait. Good
evening, Mr. Parker. Where's Peter?"
"He has been called out, Lady Mary," said Parker. "I can't think why he
isn't back yet. Do sit down."
"Where did he go?"
"To Scotland Yard--but that was about six o'clock. I can't imagine--"
Lady Mary made a gesture of despair.
"I knew it. Oh, Mr. Parker, what am I to do?"
Mr. Parker was speechless.
"I _must_ see Peter," cried Lady Mary. "It's a matter of life and
death. Can't you send for him?"
"But I don't know where he is," said Parker. "Please, Lady Mary--"
"He's doing something dreadful--he's all _wrong_," cried the young
woman, wringing her hands with desperate vehemence. "I must see
him--tell him--Oh! did anybody ever get into such dreadful trouble!
I--oh!--"
Here the lady laughed loudly and burst into tears.
"Lady Mary--I beg you--please don't," cried Mr. Parker anxiously, with
a strong feeling that he was being incompetent and rather ridiculous.
"Please sit down. Drink a glass of wine. You'll be ill if you cry like
that. If it is crying," he added dubiously to himself. "It _sounds_
like hiccups. Bunter!"
Mr. Bunter was not far off. In fact, he was just outside the door with
a small tray. With a respectful "Allow me, sir," he stepped forward to
the writhing Lady Mary and presented a small phial to her nose. The
effect was startling. The patient gave two or three fearful whoops, and
sat up, erect and furious.
"How _dare_ you, Bunter!" said Lady Mary. "Go away at once!"
"Your ladyship had better take a drop of brandy," said Mr. Bunter,
replacing the stopper in the smelling-bottle, but not before Parker
had caught the pungent reek of ammonia. "This is the 1800 Napoleon
brandy my lady. Please don't snort so, if I may make the suggestion.
His lordship would be greatly distressed to think that any of it should
be wasted. Did your ladyship dine on the way up? No? Most unwise, my
lady, to undertake a long journey on a vacant interior. I will take the
liberty of sending in an omelette for your ladyship. Perhaps you would
like a little snack of something yourself, sir, as it is getting late?"
"Anything you like," said Mr. Parker, waving him off hurriedly. "Now,
Lady Mary, you're feeling better, aren't you? Let me help you off with
your coat."
No more of an exciting nature was said until the omelette was disposed
of, and Lady Mary comfortably settled on the Chesterfield. She had by
now recovered her poise. Looking at her, Parker noticed how her recent
illness (however produced) had left its mark upon her. Her complexion
had nothing of the brilliance which he remembered; she looked strained
and white, with purple hollows under her eyes.
"I am sorry I was so foolish just now, Mr. Parker," she said, looking
into his eyes with a charming frankness and confidence, "but I was
dreadfully distressed, and I came up from Riddlesdale so hurriedly."
"Not at all," said Parker meaninglessly. "Is there anything I can do in
your brother's absence?"
"I suppose you and Peter do everything together?"
"I think I may say that neither of us knows anything about this
investigation which he has not communicated to the other."
"If I tell you, it's the same thing?"
"Exactly the same thing. If you can bring yourself to honor me with
your confidence--"
"Wait a minute, Mr. Parker. I'm in a difficult position. I don't quite
know what I ought--Can you tell me just how far you've got--what you
have discovered?"
Mr. Parker was a little taken aback. Although the face of Lady Mary
had been haunting his imagination ever since the inquest, and although
the agitation of his feelings had risen to boiling-point during this
romantic interview, the official instinct of caution had not wholly
deserted him. Holding, as he did, proofs of Lady Mary's complicity in
the crime, whatever it was, he was not so far gone as to fling all his
cards on the table.
"I'm afraid," he said, "that I can't quite tell you that. You see, so
much of what we've got is only suspicion as yet. I might accidentally
do great mischief to an innocent person."
"Ah! You definitely suspect somebody, then?"
"_In_definitely would be a better word for it," said Mr. Parker with a
smile. "But if you have anything to tell us which may throw light on
the matter, I beg you to speak. We may be suspecting a totally wrong
person."
"I shouldn't be surprised," said Lady Mary, with a sharp, nervous
little laugh. Her hand strayed to the table and began pleating the
orange envelope into folds. "What do you want to know?" she asked
suddenly, with a change of tone. Parker was conscious of a new hardness
in her manner--a something braced and rigid.
He opened his note-book, and as he began his questioning his
nervousness left him; the official reasserted himself.
"You were in Paris last February?"
Lady Mary assented.
"Do you recollect going with Captain Cathcart--oh! by the way, you
speak French, I presume?"
"Yes, very fluently."
"As well as your brother--practically without accent?"
"Quite as well. We always had French governesses as children, and
mother was very particular about it."
"I see. Well, now, do you remember going with Captain Cathcart on
February 6th to a jeweller's in the Rue de la Paix and buying, or
his buying for you, a tortoiseshell comb set with diamonds and a
diamond-and-platinum cat with emerald eyes?"
He saw a lurking awareness come into the girl's eyes.
"Is that the cat you have been making inquiries about in Riddlesdale?"
she demanded.
It being never worth while to deny the obvious, Parker replied, "Yes."
"It was found in the shrubbery, wasn't it?"
"Had you lost it? Or was it Cathcart's?"
"If I said it was his--"
"I should be ready to believe you. _Was_ it his?"
"No"--a long breath--"it was mine."
"When did you lose it?"
"That night."
"Where?"
"I suppose in the shrubbery. Wherever you found it. I didn't miss it
till later."
"Is it the one you bought in Paris?"
"Yes."
"Why did you say before that it was not yours?"
"I was afraid."
"And now?"
"I am going to speak the truth."
Parker looked at her again. She met his eye frankly, but there was a
tenseness in her manner which showed that it had cost her something to
make her mind up.
"Very well," said Parker, "we shall all be glad of that, for I think
there were one or two points at the inquest on which you didn't tell
the truth, weren't there?"
"Yes."
"Do believe," said Parker, "that I am sorry to have to ask these
questions. The terrible position in which your brother is placed--"
"In which I helped to place him."
"I don't say that."
"I do. I helped to put him in jail. Don't say I didn't, because I did."
"Well," said Parker, "don't worry. There's plenty of time to put it all
right again. Shall I go on?"
"Yes."
"Well, now, Lady Mary, it wasn't true about hearing that shot at three
o'clock, was it?"
"No."
"Did you hear the shot at all?"
"Yes."
"When?"
"At 11:50."
"What was it, then, Lady Mary, you hid behind the plants in the
conservatory?"
"I hid nothing there."
"And in the oak chest on the landing?"
"My skirt."
"You went out--why?--to meet Cathcart?"
"Yes."
"Who was the other man?"
"What other man?"
"The other man who was in the shrubbery. A tall, fair man dressed in a
Burberry?"
"There was no other man."
"Oh, pardon me, Lady Mary. We saw his footmarks all the way up from the
shrubbery to the conservatory."
"It must have been some tramp. I know nothing about him."
"But we have proof that he was there--of what he did, and how he
escaped. For heaven's sake, and your brother's sake, Lady Mary, tell us
the truth--for that man in the Burberry was the man who shot Cathcart."
"No," said the girl, with a white face, "that is impossible."
"Why impossible?"
"I shot Denis Cathcart myself."
* * * * *
"So that's how the matter stands, you see, Lord Peter," said the Chief
of Scotland Yard, rising from his desk with a friendly gesture of
dismissal. "The man was undoubtedly seen at Marylebone on the Friday
morning, and, though we have unfortunately lost him again for the
moment, I have no doubt whatever that we shall lay hands on him before
long. The delay has been due to the unfortunate illness of the porter
Morrison, whose evidence has been so material. But we are wasting no
time now."
"I'm sure I may leave it to you with every confidence, Sir Andrew,"
replied Wimsey, cordially shaking hands. "I'm diggin' away too; between
us we ought to get somethin'--you in your small corner and I in mine,
as the hymn says--or is it a hymn? I remember readin' it in a book
about missionaries when I was small. Did you want to be a missionary in
your youth? I did. I think most kids do some time or another, which is
odd, seein' how unsatisfactory most of us turn out."
"Meanwhile," said Sir Andrew Mackenzie, "if you run across the man
yourself, let us know. I would never deny your extraordinary good
fortune, or it may be good judgment, in running across the criminals we
may be wanting."
"If I catch the bloke," said Lord Peter, "I'll come and shriek under
your windows till you let me in, if it's the middle of the night and
you in your little night-shirt. And talking of night-shirts reminds me
that we hope to see you down at Denver one of these days, as soon as
this business is over. Mother sends kind regards, of course."
"Thanks very much," replied Sir Andrew. "I hope you feel that all is
going well. I had Parker in here this morning to report, and he seemed
a little dissatisfied."
"He's been doing a lot of ungrateful routine work," said Wimsey, "and
being altogether the fine, sound man he always is. He's been a damn
good friend to me, Sir Andrew, and it's a real privilege to be allowed
to work with him. Well, so long, Chief."
He found that his interview with Sir Andrew Mackenzie had taken up a
couple of hours, and that it was nearly eight o'clock. He was just
trying to make up his mind where to dine when he was accosted by a
cheerful young woman with bobbed red hair, dressed in a short checked
skirt, brilliant jumper, corduroy jacket, and a rakish green velvet
tam-o'-shanter.
"Surely," said the young woman, extending a shapely, ungloved hand,
"it's Lord Peter Wimsey. How're you? And how's Mary?"
"B'Jove!" said Wimsey gallantly, "it's Miss Tarrant. How perfectly
rippin' to see you again. Absolutely delightful. Thanks, Mary ain't
as fit as she might be--worryin' about this murder business, y'know.
You've heard that we're what the poor so kindly and tactfully call 'in
trouble,' I expect, what?"
"Yes, of course," replied Miss Tarrant eagerly, "and, of course, as a
good Socialist, I can't help rejoicing rather when a peer gets taken
up, because it does make him look so silly, you know, and the House of
Lords is silly, isn't it? But, really, I'd rather it was anybody else's
brother. Mary and I were such great friends, you know, and, of course,
_you_ do investigate things, don't you, not just live on your estates
in the country and shoot birds? So I suppose that makes a difference."
"That's very kind of you," said Peter. "If you can prevail upon
yourself to overlook the misfortune of my birth and my other
deficiencies, p'raps you would honor me by comin' along and havin' a
bit of dinner somewhere, what?"
"Oh, I'd have _loved_ to," cried Miss Tarrant, with enormous energy,
"but I've promised to be at the club tonight. There's a meeting at
nine. Mr. Coke--the Labor leader, you know--is going to make a speech
about converting the Army and Navy to Communism. We expect to be
raided, and there's going to be a grand hunt for spies before we begin.
But look here, do come along and dine with me there, and, if you like,
I'll try to smuggle you in to the meeting, and you'll be seized and
turned out. I suppose I oughtn't to have told you anything about it,
because you ought to be a deadly enemy, but I can't really believe
you're dangerous."
"I'm just an ordinary capitalist, I expect," said Lord Peter, "highly
obnoxious."
"Well, come to dinner, anyhow. I _do_ so want to hear all the news."
Peter reflected that the dinner at the Soviet Club would be worse than
execrable, and was just preparing an excuse when it occurred to him
that Miss Tarrant might be able to tell him a good many of the things
that he didn't know, and really ought to know, about his own sister.
Accordingly, he altered his polite refusal into a polite acceptance,
and, plunging after Miss Tarrant, was led at a reckless pace and by a
series of grimy short cuts into Gerrard Street, where an orange door,
flanked by windows with magenta curtains, sufficiently indicated the
Soviet Club.
The Soviet Club, being founded to accommodate free thinking rather
than high living, had that curious amateur air which pervades all
worldly institutions planned by unworldly people. Exactly why it made
Lord Peter instantly think of mission teas he could not say, unless
it was that all the members looked as though they cherished a purpose
in life, and that the staff seemed rather sketchily trained and
strongly in evidence. Wimsey reminded himself that in so democratic an
institution one could hardly expect the assistants to assume that air
of superiority which marks the servants in a West End club. For one
thing, they would not be such capitalists. In the dining-room below the
resemblance to a mission tea was increased by the exceedingly heated
atmosphere, the babel of conversation, and the curious inequalities of
the cutlery. Miss Tarrant secured seats at a rather crumby table near
the serving-hatch, and Peter wedged himself in with some difficulty
next to a very large, curly-haired man in a velvet coat, who was
earnestly conversing with a thin, eager young woman in a Russian
blouse, Venetian beads, a Hungarian shawl and a Spanish comb, looking
like a personification of the United Front of the "Internationale."
Lord Peter endeavored to please his hostess by a question about the
great Mr. Coke, but was checked by an agitated "Hush!"
"_Please_ don't shout about it," said Miss Tarrant, leaning across till
her auburn mop positively tickled his eyebrows. "It's _so_ secret."
"I'm awfully sorry," said Wimsey apologetically. "I say, d'you know
you're dipping those jolly little beads of yours in the soup?"
"Oh, am I?" cried Miss Tarrant, withdrawing hastily. "Oh, thank you
so much. Especially as the color runs. I hope it isn't arsenic or
anything." Then, leaning forward again, she whispered hoarsely:
"The girl next me is Erica Heath-Warburton--the writer, you know."
Wimsey looked with a new respect at the lady in the Russian blouse.
Few books were capable of calling up a blush to his cheek, but he
remembered that one of Miss Heath-Warburton's had done it. The
authoress was just saying impressively to her companion:
"--ever know a sincere emotion to express itself in a subordinate
clause?"
"Joyce has freed us from the superstition of syntax," agreed the curly
man.
"Scenes which make emotional history," said Miss Heath-Warburton,
"should ideally be expressed in a series of animal squeals."
"The D. H. Lawrence formula," said the other.
"Or even Dada," said the authoress.
"We need a new notation," said the curly-haired man, putting both
elbows on the table and knocking Wimsey's bread on to the floor. "Have
you heard Robert Snoates recite his own verse to the tom-tom and the
penny whistle?"
Lord Peter with difficulty detached his attention from this fascinating
discussion to find that Miss Tarrant was saying something about Mary.
"One misses your sister very much," she said. "Her wonderful
enthusiasm. She spoke so well at meetings. She had such a _real_
sympathy with the worker."
"It seems astonishing to me," said Wimsey, "seeing Mary's never had to
do a stroke of work in her life."
"Oh," cried Miss Tarrant, "but she _did_ work. She worked for us.
Wonderfully! She was secretary to our Propaganda Society for nearly
six months. And then she worked so hard for Mr. Goyles. To say nothing
of her nursing in the war. Of course, I don't approve of England's
attitude in the war, but nobody would say the work wasn't hard."
"Who is Mr. Goyles?"
"Oh, one of our leading speakers--quite young, but the Government are
really afraid of him. I expect he'll be here tonight. He has been
lecturing in the North, but I believe he's back now."
"I say, do look out," said Peter. "Your beads are in your plate again."
"Are they? Well, perhaps they'll flavor the mutton. I'm afraid the
cooking isn't very good here, but the subscription's so small, you see.
I wonder Mary never told you about Mr. Goyles. They were so _very_
friendly, you know, some time ago. Everybody thought she was going to
marry him--but it seemed to fall through. And then your sister left
town. Do you know about it?"
"That was the fellow, was it? Yes--well, my people didn't altogether
see it, you know. Thought Mr. Goyles wasn't quite the son-in-law they'd
take to. Family row and so on. Wasn't there myself; besides, Mary'd
never listen to _me_. Still, that's what I gathered."
"Another instance of the absurd, old-fashioned tyranny of parents,"
said Miss Tarrant warmly. "You wouldn't think it could still be
possible--in post-war times."
"I don't know," said Wimsey, "that you could exactly call it that. Not
parents exactly. My mother's a remarkable woman. I don't think she
interfered. Fact, I fancy she wanted to ask Mr. Goyles to Denver. But
my brother put his foot down."
"Oh, well, what can you expect?" said Miss Tarrant scornfully. "But I
don't see what business it was of his."
"Oh, none," agreed Wimsey. "Only, owin' to my late father's
circumscribed ideas of what was owin' to women, my brother has the
handlin' of Mary's money till she marries with his consent. I don't say
it's a good plan--I think it's a rotten plan. But there it is."
"Monstrous!" said Miss Tarrant, shaking her head so angrily that she
looked like shock-headed Peter. "Barbarous! Simply feudal, you know.
But, after all, what's money?"
"Nothing, of course," said Peter. "But if you've been brought up to
havin' it it's a bit awkward to drop it suddenly. Like baths, you know."
"I can't understand how it could have made any difference to Mary,"
persisted Miss Tarrant mournfully. "She liked being a worker. We once
tried living in a workman's cottage for eight weeks, five of us, on
eighteen shillings a week. It was a _marvellous_ experience--on the
very _edge_ of the New Forest."
"In the winter?"
"Well, no--we thought we'd better not _begin_ with winter. But we had
nine wet days, and the kitchen chimney smoked all the time. You see,
the wood came out of the forest, so it was all damp."
"I see. It must have been uncommonly interestin'."
"It was an experience I shall _never_ forget," said Miss Tarrant. "One
felt so _close_ to the earth and the primitive things. If only we could
abolish industrialism. I'm afraid, though, we shall never get it put
right without a 'bloody revolution,' you know. It's very terrible, of
course, but salutary and inevitable. Shall we have coffee? We shall
have to carry it upstairs ourselves, if you don't mind. The maids don't
bring it up after dinner."
Miss Tarrant settled her bill and returned, thrusting a cup of coffee
into his hand. It had already overflowed into the saucer, and as he
groped his way round a screen and up a steep and twisted staircase it
overflowed quite an amount more.
Emerging from the basement, they almost ran into a young man with fair
hair who was hunting for letters in a dark little row of pigeon-holes.
Finding nothing, he retreated into the lounge. Miss Tarrant uttered an
exclamation of pleasure.
"Why, there _is_ Mr. Goyles," she cried.
Wimsey glanced across, and at the sight of the tall, slightly stooping
figure with the untidy fair hair and the gloved right hand he gave an
irrepressible little gasp.
"Won't you introduce me?" he said.
"I'll fetch him," said Miss Tarrant. She made off across the lounge and
addressed the young agitator, who started, looked across at Wimsey,
shook his head, appeared to apologize, gave a hurried glance at his
watch, and darted out by the entrance. Wimsey sprang forward in pursuit.
"Extraordinary," cried Miss Tarrant, with a blank face. "He says he has
an appointment--but he can't surely be missing the--"
"Excuse me," said Peter. He dashed out, in time to perceive a dark
figure retreating across the street. He gave chase. The man took to
his heels, and seemed to plunge into the dark little alley which leads
into the Charing Cross Road. Hurrying in pursuit, Wimsey was almost
blinded by a sudden flash and smoke nearly in his face. A crashing blow
on the left shoulder and a defeaning report whirled his surroundings
away. He staggered violently, and collapsed on to a second-hand brass
bedstead.