Common decency compelled me to reply, so I wrote:--

MY DEAR OLD BOY.--You don't know how grieved I am to hear that you

cannot entertain the scheme.

Of course I can read between the lines, and know that your heart is in

it, and that it is only the many calls on your time which prevent your

active co-operation with me in the matter. Of course, needless to say,

your lack of support has killed what looked like being a promising

scientific bantling (through stress of emotion I nearly wrote

"bantam," which brings me to the subject of poultry. How are yours? I

forgot to ask before).

I hope the question of the S.L. & S.S. will now be dropped; it is too

painful. If you insist on continuing the discussion I shall decline to

answer the letter, so there!

Yours,

H.

But Petherton refused to be drawn.

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