From an Indian trade-circular:--

"All our goods are guaranteed made of the best material and equal

to none in the market."

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"The approach of the storm was heralded by a magnificent display

of, for a time, almost intermittent lightning."--_Pall Mall

Gazette_.

Followed, it may be presumed, by well-nigh interrupted peals of

thunder and nearly occasional downpours of rain.

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"One always feels humiliated when one is stumped about a quite

common thing.... All you could see a little way iff was that they

were very dwarg and very thick, and the peculiar coloul baffled

us...."

_A Country Diary in "Manchester Guardian."_

Stumped we may be by the above, but humiliated--never!

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=PETHERTON'S PUBLICATIONS.=

A glance at a well-known publisher's window, during a recent visit

to London, provided me with material for a little possible quiet

amusement, and with this end in view I penned the following:--

DEAR MR. PETHERTON,--When up in town the other day I was surprised and

delighted to notice in Messrs. Egbert Arnwell's window two works of

yours, one on Bi-Metallism and the other on the Differential and

Integral Calculus. Nothing but the prices (really low ones for such

works) prevented my purchasing a copy of each book at once.

I cannot resist writing to congratulate you on the publication of

these volumes, which will, I am sure, add to the instruction if not

to the gaiety of nations. Of course I knew--and have had the most

complete olfactory proofs--that you were a chemist of at least strong

views, but had no idea that your range of knowledge was so extensive

as it apparently is.

With renewed congratulations,

Believe me, yours sincerely,

HENRY J. FORDYCE.

By the way, what is a calculus? Could one be obtained in Surbury, or

would it be necessary to order from the Army and Navy Stores?

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