Thanks to the persistent efforts of my dear friend WASHBURNE, I have
just been released from the guard-house after three hideous days of
incarceration. His is a heart that I may truthfully say yearns toward
the unfortunate. I consider him the crowning glory of American diplomacy
in Europe. Language is inadequate to express the feelings of one who
regrets that his sex forbids him to sign himself
Your weeping MAGDALEN, DICK TINTO.
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A Toothsome Con.
Why should dentists be entitled to class with artists? Because they all
draw.
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