CHAPTER VIII.

OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE.

The Universities of Oxford and Cambridge are rich in many things, but

are very decidedly poor in the matter of golf courses. I should be more

precise if I said poor in their own courses, for in Frilford Heath and

Worlington (or as it is often called, Mildenhall) they are lucky to

possess hospitable neighbours, who provide them with very delightful

golf indeed.

The courses of Cambridge I know very well indeed, having played over

them at intervals during the greater part of my life. With those of

Oxford I have only, comparatively speaking, a bowing acquaintance,

founded on the annual match between the University and the Oxford and

Cambridge Golfing Society. Before turning to Frilford there is a word

to be said of Cowley, Radley, and Hinksey, the latter of which has now

ceased to exist. Cowley, so I have heard my friend Mr. Croome declare,

is now rather a good course, and as I have never seen it, I most

certainly will not venture to contradict him; but I can take my oath

as to both Hinksey and Radley that they call for some other epithet.

=Hinksey= was certainly amusing, and I have spent some not wholly

unpleasant afternoons there squelching through the mud and trying

vainly to hole putts by cannoning off alternate wormcasts. There was a

short hole--the fourth, I think--where one played a pitching shot into

the heart of a wood which was distinctly entertaining, but on the whole

it was not a good test of golf, or, if it was, then I would rather have

my golf tested in some other way.

When Hinksey ceased to exist =Radley= came into being, and it is most

decidedly a longer and more difficult course, but I am not certain

that it is such good fun. It is a good deal longer; indeed a great

many of the holes are of a very good length. There is a really good

seventeenth, where one skirts a wood on the right, and granted a good

lie--a thing which rests upon the knees of the gods--one may hit two

really fine shots and get a fine four. I imagine, however, that no one

will be prepared to deny that it is muddy--I will go so far as to say

extremely muddy--and in these days we are so pampered with beautiful

sandy inland courses that we no longer suffer mud at all gladly. So if

we are at Oxford I think we had better throw economy to the winds and

charter a 'taxi,' which shall take us up Cumnor Hill to Frilford Heath.

[Illustration: FRILFORD HEATH

_Approaching the ninth green_]

=Frilford= is only seven miles from Oxford, but it might be a hundred

miles from anywhere. It lies on a little unfrequented by-road, and is

as utterly rural and peaceful a spot as could be found anywhere. Here

is sand enough and to spare--a wonderful oasis in the desert of mud.

The sand is so near the turf that out of pure exuberance it breaks

out here and there in little eruptions on the surface or flies up in a

miniature sand-storm as the ball alights. The ground is for the most

part very flat, and there are fir trees and whins scattered here and

there. There is also a pretty wood of firs and birches, over which we

have to drive at the third hole, of which more anon. The greens are a

little rough as yet, and some of the bunkers have still to be made, or

at least had not been made when I last played there; but time alone

is wanted to make Frilford a very fine course indeed. It is already a

wonderfully charming one.

The first two holes remind one a little of Muirfield, since there is a

stone wall over which a pulled ball will inevitably vanish. The second

is a fine long two-shot hole, and at the first, which is somewhat

shorter, a highly ingenious use has been made of a solitary tree, which

forces the player to drive close to the stone wall if he is to have

an open approach. Then comes the third before mentioned, which is a

one-shot hole. The wood rises pretty steeply in front of the tee, and

the shot is made the more difficult because a cleek is hardly long

enough, and so we have to take a wooden club. Many a shot that would

under ordinary circumstances fill us with a mild degree of conceit will

only send the ball crashing into the forest. It is no hole for the 'low

raker' which we regard with complacency at Hoylake and St. Andrews. We

must hit a fine high towering shot, and then we may hope to find our

ball on the green--a pretty little green which nestles close under the

lee of the wood on the far side. After this come some long open holes

in a country of scattered whin bushes. Exactly how long they are I am

not prepared to say. I played them in the company of Mr. A. J. Evans,

and he appeared to regard them justifiably enough as two-shot holes,

but personally I found myself taking by no means the most lofted of my

iron clubs for my third shot. There is a pretty little pitching hole

over a stone wall--the seventh--which has a flavour of Harlech about

it; and the ninth, which brings us close to the club-house again,

is surely one of the most alarming holes in existence. The drive is

simple enough, but my goodness, what a second! In front of the green

is a mountain, and on either side of the green are deep pits, towards

which the ground 'draws' most unmistakably. Then the green itself is

quite small, and has in its centre a copy of the aforesaid mountain in

miniature. The approach shot, moreover, is by no means a short one, but

is for the ordinary driver a good firm iron shot, so that a four is

really an epoch-making score for the hole.

After the turn it seems to me that the golf shows a distinct falling

off. The holes are still long enough and difficult enough, and Mr.

Evans still seemed to require one stroke less to reach the green than

I did, but for the most part they lack the indefinable charm of the

first nine. There is, however, certainly one exception to this general

criticism, and that is the really fascinating seventeenth, which is

emphatically the right hole in the right place. There is a wood and a

stone wall to carry, and the angle at which we play is such that there

is a very real reward for the long ball which is judiciously hooked.

A good as opposed to an ordinary drive may make all the difference

between a four and a five, for the green is full of undulations, and

the nearer we are to it when we take our iron in hand the better.

Taking it altogether the golf is both good and difficult, and besides

that Frilford is essentially one of those places where it is good

to be alive with a golf club in one's hand--even if one uses it

indifferently--and whither one looks forward to returning with a very

keen enjoyment.

The undergraduates of Cambridge, when they have not the time to go to

Worlington, now play golf at Coton, a pleasant little village enough

that lies off the Madingley Road. I must spare a word or two, however,

for the old course at =Coldham Common=, because I am quite sure that it

was the worst course I have ever seen, and many others would probably

award it a like distinction. The way to Coldham was suggestive of the

pleasures that awaited one there, for it led down that most depressing

of Cambridge streets, the Newmarket Road, and through the most

unattractive slums of Barnwell. After voyaging for some distance along

the Newmarket Road, one turned down a particularly black and odorous

lane, crossed a railway bridge, and reached a flat, muddy expanse of

grass, of which the only features were a railway line and some rifle

butts. I should also perhaps include among its features a particularly

pungent smell, which we always believed--I know not with how much

truth--to proceed from the boiling down of deceased horses into glue.

On arriving outside the precincts of the club-house one was at once

surrounded and nearly swept from one's legs by a yelling mob of

caddies of most villainous appearance, who were supposed, quite

erroneously, to be under the control of a well-meaning but deservedly

superannuated policeman. Anyone who played there regularly soon found

himself made over, body and soul, to one of these ruffians, and then

exchanged the solicitations of the general mob for the unceasing

importunities of his own particular henchman in the matter of cast-off

clothing.

In addition to the regular corps of caddies there was an irregular

body of younger depredators who had no official position, and earned

a precarious livelihood by stealing or retrieving balls. They enjoyed

considerable opportunities, because there were on the Common a good

many muddy ditches--the only natural hazards--and along the edges of

these ditches the youth of Barnwell took up strategic positions at

stated intervals. Sometimes considerations of policy dictated that

they should retrieve the errant ball, and return it to its owner for a

penny. Sometimes they would dexterously stamp the ball into the mud,

pretend to hunt for it with a great show of energy, and pocket it at

their leisure when the owner had abandoned the search. This was an easy

matter enough, for the mud was of the softest and thickest, and the

ball would frequently bury itself on alighting without any help from

the human foot. How our visitors from Blackheath and Yarmouth could

bear it I now find a difficulty in understanding, and it says much for

their enthusiasm and friendliness that they came to play against us

year after year. They put up with it manfully, and very jolly matches

we used to have. Indeed, to quote J. K. S., "the smile on my face is

a mask for tears," and I could almost wish to strike another ball

at Coldham. I must admit to having enjoyed myself very much there,

almost as much as on another course of woeful greens and superlative

muddiness--the old Athens course at Eton.

Coton I do not know well, but though an enthusiastic captain of

Cambridge once told me that the greens were as good as the best seaside

ones, I am disposed to think he was romancing. There is another

flourishing course on the Gog-Magog hills, where there is at least a

charming view, and twelve or thirteen miles away is Royston. Here there

is a truly splendid view over miles and miles of the flat country, for

the course lies on a piece of breezy downland perched high above its

surroundings. A very jolly place it is whereon to play golf, though

the golf perhaps is not of the highest class. It is a course of steep

hills and deep gullies, and there is much climbing to be done and much

putting on perplexing slopes. Some of these gullies form wonderful

natural amphitheatres, and I always like to think that in one of them

was fought the battle for the championship of England between Peter

Crawley, the 'Young Rump Steak,' and Jem Ward, 'the Black Diamond.'

That the fight took place on Royston Heath we know from _Boxiana_, but

the exact battlefield has become obscured by the mists of time.

Better than all these courses, however, is =Worlington=, the home

of the Royal Worlington and Newmarket Golf Club, who kindly allow

the University to use their course and play their matches there. To

get from Cambridge to Worlington is rather a serious undertaking,

for although the station, Mildenhall, is but a little over twenty

miles away, the progress made by the infrequent trains is of the most

leisurely. Still, we do get there in time, passing poor deserted

Coldham Common on the way, and the golf is good enough to repay us for

all our trouble. Worlington is not unlike Frilford in appearance, being

extremely solitary, flat, and sandy, and dotted here and there with

fir trees. There are only nine holes, but of these several are really

excellent, and none can fairly be said to be dull. One curious feature

of the course is that one may play a round there which shall be made up

almost entirely of fives and threes. This was conspicuously the case

in the days of the gutty ball, for there were four holes that could be

reached from the tee, although the second hole certainly required a

very long shot, and five which were beyond the range of two full shots,

save for colossal drivers. Whoever laid out the course clearly had no

great opinion of Mr. Hutchinson's doctrine as to the length of a hole

being some multiple of a full drive, and had no objection to two drives

and a pitch. Nowadays with the rubber ball some of the old-time fives

have become fours, but they are difficult fours requiring in one or two

cases fine long-carrying second shots, and fives are still likely to

preponderate.

[Illustration: MILDENHALL

_The result of a bad slice at the sixth_]

Of all the courses that I know well, none shows so well as Worlington

the difference between the solid and the elastic ball, and a particular

instance, which is historic in a very small way, may be given.

The third hole is an extraordinarily good one, wherein the green

lies just beyond a marshy ditch and is also well protected by

pot-bunkers. After the tee-shot, one has to carry ditch, bunkers and

all, but a weak drive necessitates playing short, and the shot is an

extremely difficult one, because the ball has to be placed on a narrow

neck of grass which slopes down on either side to a ditch and other

horrors. Just before I went up to Cambridge there had been a great

foursome between Douglas Rolland, Willy Park, Hugh Kirkaldy, and Jack

White, who was then the professional at Worlington; and a certain

shot of Rolland's was spoken of with bated breath as being something

altogether superhuman. With a fair breeze against him, he had actually

reached the third green with his second shot. The hole is still the

same length: the tee is back as far as it will possibly go, and yet one

can as a rule get home with an iron club of no inordinate power, while

it takes a very strong wind indeed to make it necessary to play short.

This third is a wonderfully good hole still, but it was more heroic in

the old days.

A hole that does to-day require two heroic shots is the sixth; indeed

the green can only be reached in two with a favouring wind. Along

the whole length of the hole, on the right-hand side, runs a belt

of fir trees, while in front of the green is a ditch. If one clings

very closely to the firs with the tee-shot, and then plays a big,

high-carrying brassey shot, one may hope to see the ball just clear the

last fir tree and drop down close to the hole. Another hole that nobody

is ever likely to forget is the fifth. One may reach the green with a

pitch from the tee, but what a difficult pitch it is. The green is

something in the shape of a hog's back; immediately on the left of it

is a stagnant pool of water, and on the right is a stream, complicated

by overhanging willows. To reach the green is one distinct feat; to

hole out in two putts, when one has got there, is another. For the most

part the whole course is delightfully dry and sandy, in spite of the

presence of many ditches, and the greens, when they are good, are very

good, though they have sometimes a tendency towards getting a little

bare and tricky.

It is no small thing for the Cambridge teams to have this admirable

practising ground, and this alone should make for an improvement in

Cambridge golf. University golf, however, has naturally improved a good

deal in the last few years. Twelve years ago a freshman who should

come up to either University and show himself to be already a good or

even a goodish golfer was something of a phenomena. Nowadays thousands

of school boys play golf, and consequently there is nearly always a

supply of freshmen who can play a good game when they first come up.

In the last century--to use a formidable expression--there was usually

a considerable gap between the first two or three men and the last. In

the very earliest days Oxford had two very fine players in Mr. Horace

Hutchinson and Mr. Alexander Stuart, while Cambridge had Mr. Welsh,

now a tutor at Jesus, and the possessor of a monumental reputation at

Machrihanish. The other members of the side were generally of a very

different calibre, and some of them would be badly off nowadays with

any handicap under eighteen. Later on in the early nineties Cambridge

had some fine sides, with Mr. Low, Mr. Colt, Mr. Eric Hambro, and

other good players, and to this day probably the best University side

that ever played was the much quoted Oxford side of 1900, of which Mr.

Mansfield Hunter was the captain.

On the whole, however, the general standard of play is higher to-day,

and personally I was enormously struck with the golf in the match at

Hoylake in 1910. For one thing, the driving was wonderfully steady and

good, and some of it very long, and all the play was well worth the

watching, which is more than could have been said for some of it not so

very, very long ago.

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