I hit on a plan which succeeded admirably.

I was six feet and over tall, and could reach a good eighteen inches

above my head. Now, the passage was but seven feet wide. So I lay down

across it, and by pressing against the sides with my feet and hands, I

rolled myself to the top of the incline.

I had no more than raised myself to my feet when the sweetest ripple of

laughter I had ever heard greeted my ears, and there came toward me with

outstretched hands the most radiant creature I ever beheld. Such superb

carriage; such a graceful form; such delicious lips, between which

showed such pearly teeth; such a sweet, sweet face; such glorious hair;

and such dear eyes. I would have folded her at once to my bosom, but she

seemed too pure and precious for mortal hands.

But she would not we should be strangers longer; nor were we.

She caused a great banquet to be given, and I was surprised to find

among the guests so many men of renown; even the hermit was there. But

my princess made it all dear when they were all assembled, by saying:

“Gentlemen: I desire to express to you my profoundest respect. You have

one and all striven earnestly for my hand; but some obstacle in the way

of each proved insurmountable, save in one instance.

“One of my rules said instant death would be meted out to any who

disobeyed them. This was prescribed that your utmost exertion might be

put forth, and for that alone, for you observe that not one of you has

met death. When one of you fell by the way, he was immediately taken in

charge, and has fared as handsomely since as it has been in my power to

permit him to do.

“There is one among you who has not failed in a single instance, nor has

he faltered on the way, as you all know, for since your own failed, each

of you has witnessed the efforts of all later ones.

“And it is this one who is now to be given the opportunity of accepting

or rejecting my hand. I know I can not only trust myself but my kingdom

in his hands, for no circumstance can be so difficult he will not

understand and triumph over it.

“I now have the pleasure of offering my hand, my throne, and my fortune

to Monk Chawson, and I leave the matter with him.”

Such a deafening applause as rent the air when she resumed her throne

was there as to set my nerves vibrating uncomfortably. My words would

not come to utterance. I therefore arose from my place at the farther

end of the table and went to where she sat.

There I knelt at her feet. Then, and only then, could I speak. I said

something to this effect:

“Dear Princess: Man may not know such honor but once. No man can hope to

have beside him forever another being equal to thyself. It can be the

joy of but one man to have such a companion; for there is but one. To

such a woman a man may ever be a lover; for his life must be all

sunshine and delight.

“If then you will accept me as thy constant companion through this life,

receive my promise to guard you and protect you in any and all

emergencies.”

She stepped down from her throne and knelt beside me. A holy monk came

forward and performed the ceremony which made my life overflowing with

happiness.

Though years have passed since that eventful day, her beauty has not

dimmed; the luster of her eyes is still powerful; the sweetness of her

disposition has grown in grandeur.

As we gaze on the children at play, we clasp each other’s hands in that

sweet rapture only known to those who truly love and are as truly loved.

May your lot be as pleasant as mine, dear reader!

I must add that every one of the knights and gentlemen who made the

attempt to find the secret chamber found within the household of my

princess some beautiful woman who reciprocated his affections. So that

our palace contains a retinue unequaled for valor and renown, and there

is growing up around us an army of robust children whose merry laughter

and pretty pranks fill us all with continual joy.

Success nearly always crowns the efforts of the venturesome. The failure

of an adventure is always chronicled with glaring head-lines, thus

proving the above assertion. At all events, I was certainly for pushing

into anything mysterious, with the result of final triumph.

My dear reader, may your adventures end as fortunately as have mine.

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○ Typographical errors were silently corrected.

○ Inconsistent spelling and hyphenation were made consistent only

when a predominant form was found in this book.

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