III

_I here chronicle the arrival of my twenty-fifth

birthday and give the reader some little idea of my

mode of life, retailing for his especial benefit the

trouble I had in regaining possession of my treasure

which I had hidden so carefully; informing him also

of the manner in which my ingenuity came to my aid

in getting at the contents of the box._

AT last my twenty-fifth birthday arrived, and I went into the woods to

an old hollow tree in which there was a hole large enough for me to

enter, and having ascertained, by careful inspection, that I was

unobserved, I entered. Climbing up some twenty or thirty feet, I thrust

my hand into the hollow of a limb which extended at right angle from the

trunk, to get the package I had carefully placed there sometime before.

I felt my hand firmly grasped and a thick astonishment fell upon me, as

I sought to ascertain the cause of the pain which I now felt tingling up

my arm. I tugged and pulled and gradually began to withdraw my arm,

bringing with it whatever it was that held it.

As I continued my exertions I soon saw two gleaming eyes.

This so frightened me that, for once in my long and eventful life, I

lost my head, so to speak, and likewise my foothold, and should have

fallen had I not been in the death-grip of some fearful monster.

I renewed my wiggling and twisting and jerking, by dint of which I

continued slowly descending until I was opposite the opening through

which I had entered, and out of this I struggled, drawing my enemy after

me.

By getting a good purchase against the tree, I started the great

serpent, as I now saw the thing to be, through the aperture.

He now ceased his reluctance to follow me, evidently being now

determined to help matters along by coming out himself, and within an

incredibly short space of time there was so much of him coiled upon the

ground and around the tree that it was impossible for me even to

estimate his enormous length.

But, behold my horror! For now he had coiled himself firmly, and while

holding me some twenty or thirty feet from the ground was proceeding to

draw me into his cavernous throat, in spite of my frenzied efforts to

combat him.

My horror did not reach its climax until I found my head and shoulders

surely entering the terrible maw.

It makes me all goose-fleshed to think of it—it was a terrible

experience. Finally he had swallowed me, and I fell with a slippery thud

to the point where his body was coiled upon the ground.

I was still vigorous and was struggling desperately; so much so that the

serpent seemed to be suddenly filled with a great questioning as to

whether he had not made a serious mistake.

In threshing around within this cave my hand struck something which I

quickly ascertained to be the package I had sought. I hugged it tightly

to my breast, for the moment forgetting my danger.

The air was becoming stifling, as you may well imagine, and I soon

became desperate. I ran my hands through all my pockets, in a vain

search for my knife which I had left somewhere. The only thing I found

was a mouth-organ. I scratched the wall of his stomach with this most

fiendishly, but it had no effect.

Thinking of another pocket upon the inside of my shirt, and it requiring

the use of both hands to unbutton the shirt and get inside, I put the

organ between my lips. I presume I was short of breath, for I had been

quite busy, and in trying to get my breath I drew the air through the

organ and made a note or two.

I was surprised to feel the actions of the monster at this moment, and I

withdrew the organ from my mouth to observe them. As I did this, the

action stopped.

I then blew the good old tune of “Yankee Doodle,” and the contortions of

the snake were tremendous. He swayed and writhed and seemed to be

catching my feet in a terrible grasp, and I soon became aware that I was

being pushed rapidly upward by the contractions and expansions of the

muscles of his body below me.

I had been conscious that the serpent had been all the while traveling,

but I had not noticed in what direction, and when my head was projected

from between his enormous jaws I saw the earth very far below me. I then

observed that he was upon one of the tallest trees on the peak of a

mountain and had extended himself into the air as far as he could above

the tree top, his body, however, reaching almost to the ground.

I was therefore in a frightful dilemma; for, if he should spew me forth

into the atmosphere, I should surely be killed by the fall. My natural

ability to meet any emergency came at once to my rescue, and as I came

forth I curved myself around his under lip and grasped his body firmly

with both arms. His skin was slimy, and had it not been that he had

wrapped himself around an immense tree in various directions, thus

forming undulations which permitted me to slacken my speed at each

depression, I should most likely have been crushed on striking the

ground. As it was, I landed gracefully upon my feet.

As you can imagine, I was heartily glad of my escape from such a

terrible death as had so lately confronted me, and happily pursued my

way with my prize in my bosom.

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