_Tourist._ "But we paid you sixpence each as we came over, and you said
the same fare would bring us back."
_Skipper._ "Well, well, and I telled ye nothing but the truth, an' it'll
be no more than the same fare I'm wantin' the noo for bringin' ye
back."]
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[Illustration: AUGUST IN SCOTLAND
_Bag Carrier (to Keeper)._ "What does the maister aye ask that body tae
shoot wi' him for? He canna hit a thing!"
_Keeper._ "Dod, man, I daur say he wishes they was a' like him. The same
birds does him a' through the season!"]
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