_Brown (who has taken a shooting-box in the Highlands, and has been
"celebrating" his first appearance in a kilt)._ "Worsht of these
ole-fashioned beshteads is, they take such a lot of climbin' into!"]
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[Illustration: GUILDERSTEIN IN THE HIGHLANDS
_Mrs. G._ "We must leave this horrible place, dear. The keeper has just
told me there is disease on the moor. Good gracious, the boys might take
it!"]
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[Illustration: A GREAT DRAWBACK
_Dougal_ (_with all his native contempt for the Londoner_). "Aye, mon,
an' he's no a bad shot?"
_Davie._ "'Deed an' he's a verra _guid_ shot."
_Dougal._ "Hech! it's an awfu' peetie he's a Londoner!"]
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