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[Illustration: ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF SHOOTING FROM A BUTT
_Keeper (on moor rented by the latest South African millionaire, to
guest)._ "Never mind the birds, sir. For onny sake, lie down! The
maister's gawn tae shoot!"]
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[Illustration: THE TWELFTH
(_Guilderstein in the Highlands_)
_Guild. (His first experience)._ "I've been swindled! That confounded
agent said it was all drivin' on this moor, and look at it, all hills
and slosh! Not a decent carriage road within ten miles!"]
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[Illustration: THE MATERNAL INSTINCT
_The Master._ "I'm sayin', wumman, ha'e ye gotten the tickets?"
_The Mistress._ "Tuts, haud your tongue aboot tickets. Let me count the
weans!"]
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[Illustration: "NEMO ME IMPUNE", &c.
_The Irrepressible._ "Hi, Scotty, tip us the 'Ighland fling."