HE. (_confused_) Well--since you ask me--

SHE. Oh, that's all right. Tubby's a dear, in spite of his funny old

ideas. I like him very much.

HE. (_gulping the pill_) Yes....

SHE. He's so anxious to please me in buying this house. I suppose it's

all right to have a house, but I'd like to become acquainted with it

gradually. I'd like to feel that there was always some corner left to

explore--some mystery saved up for a rainy day. Tubby can't understand

that. He drags me everywhere, explaining how we'll keep this and change

that--dormer windows here and perhaps a new wing there.... I suppose

you've been rebuilding the house, too?

HE. No. Merely decided to turn that sunny south room into a study. It

would make a very pleasant place to work. But if you really want the

place, I'd hate to take it away from you.

SHE. I was just going to say that if _you_ really wanted it, _I'd_

withdraw. It was Tubby's idea to buy it, you know--not mine. You _do_

want it, don't you?

HE. I can't say that I do. It's so infernally big. But Maria thinks I

ought to have it. (_Explanatorily_)--Maria is--

SHE. (_gently_) She's--the one who is interested in furnaces. I

understand. I saw her with you at the real-estate office yesterday.

Well--furnaces are necessary, I suppose. (_There is a pause, which

she breaks suddenly_.) Do you see that bee?

HE. A bee?

_He follows her gaze up to a cluster of blossoms_.

SHE. Yes--there! (_Affectionately_)--The rascal! There he goes.

_Their eyes follow the flight of the bee across the orchard. There is

a silence. Alone together beneath the blossoms, a spell seems to have

fallen upon them. She tries to think of something to say--and at last

succeeds_.

SHE. Have you heard the story of the people who used to live here?

HE. No; why?

SHE. The agent was telling us. It's quite romantic--and rather sad. You

see, the man that built this house was in love with a girl. He was

building it for her--as a surprise. But he had neglected to mention to

her that he was in love with her. And so, in pique, she married another

man, though she was really in love with him. The news came just when he

had finished the house. He shut it up for a year or two, but eventually

married some one else, and they lived I here for ten years--most

unhappily. Then they went abroad, and the house was sold. It was

bought, curiously enough, by the husband of the girl he had been in

love with. They lived here till they died-hating each other to the end,

the agent says.

HE. It gives me the shivers. To think of that house, haunted by the

memories of wasted love! Which of us, I wonder, will have to live in

it? I don't want to.

SHE. (_prosaically_) Oh, don't take it so seriously as all that.

If one can't live in a house where there's been an unhappy marriage,

why, good heavens, where is one going to live? Most marriages, I fancy,

are unhappy.

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