[106] The Emperor Joseph II., "à qui jamais rien n'a réussi,"

reigned 1780-1790. His attempted reforms in the Low Countries

created a revolution against Austria; the two insurgent parties

of the _Statistes_ and _Vonckistes_,--the one conservative and

aristocratic, the other commercial and resembling in their views

the French Constitutionalists,--made common cause and expelled

the Austrian governor, the Duke of Saxe-Teschen. "Vôtre pays,"

said Joseph, a few days before his death, to the Prince de

Ligne, "m'a tué. La prise de Gand a été mon agonie; l'abandon de

Bruxelles, ma mort."

[107] Frederick II. of Prussia died August 17, 1786. He had

recently endeavoured to mediate between the Republican party

in Holland and the Stadtholder, who was, in 1786, deprived

of the government of the Hague and of his military powers as

captain-general. He had also, in 1778 and 1785, interfered to

prevent Austria's designs upon Bavaria.

502.

_To Lord Sheffield._

Lausanne, January 17th, 1786.

*Hear all Ye nations! An Epistle from Sheffield-place, received the

17th of January, is answered the same day; and to say the truth,

this method, which is the best, is at the same time the most easy

and pleasant. Yet I do not allow that in the last past silence and

delay you have any more right to damn than myself. Our letters

crossed each other, our claims were equal, and if both had been

stiffly maintained, our mutual silence must have continued till the

day of judgment. The balance was doubtless in my favour, if you

recollect the length, the fullness, the variety of pleasant and

instructive matter of my last dispatch. Even at present, of myself,

my occupations, my designs, I have little or nothing to add; and can

only speak dryly and briefly to very dry and disagreeable business

demands and want of money. But we shall both agree that the true

criminal is My Lady; and though I do suppose that a letter is on

the road, which will make some amends, her obstinate, contumacious,

dilatory silence, after so many months or years since my valuable

letter, is worthy not of a Cat but of a Royal Tygress.

Notwithstanding your gloomy politicians, I do love the funds; and

were the next war to reduce them to half, the remainder would be a

better and pleasanter property, than a similar value in your dirty

acres. We are now in the height of our winter amusements; balls,

great suppers, comedies, &c.; and, except St. Stephen's, I certainly

lead a more gay and dissipated life here, among the Alps, (by the

bye, a most extraordinary mild winter,) than in the midst of London.

Yet my mornings, and sometimes an afternoon, are diligently employed,

my work advances, but much remains, indeed much more than I imagined;

but a great book, like a great house, was never yet finished at the

given time. When I talk of the spring of '87, I suppose all my time

well bestowed; and what do you think of a fit of the gout, that

may disqualify me for two or three months? You may growl, but if

you calmly reflect on my pecuniary and sentimental state, you will

believe that I most earnestly desire to compleat my labour, and

_visit_ England. Adieu.*

With regard to the three old Ladies, I behave like a fool to one, and

like a beast (though they too are silent) to the other two. But all

shall be speedily rectified. The portrait seems to be firmly rooted

here. You know you have no right, and Deyverdun seems not disposed to

shew you any indulgence.

Yours,

E. G.

I shall probably hear from you and the Goslings before the end of

next month, and you may depend on an immediate answer. You will

probably have corresponded with Hugonin. It is surely hard to

be obliged to a man, who in two years and four months, has not

condescended to send me a line of information or account. If you talk

of credit, you must allow that it is unpleasant to desire the Darrels

to sell a part of my short Annuity.

503.

_To his Stepmother._

Lausanne, May 3rd, 1786.

DEAR MADAM,

Shall I begin by a complaint or an apology? Without much injustice

I might complain of your long silence, which between other

correspondents than ourselves might seem to indicate some degree

of forgetfulness, the too frequent consequences of absence and

distance. Between us, however, it indicates no such thing, and in

the confidence of our mutual regard our silence is more eloquent

than the loquacity of others. I might even add that the constant

expectation on every post-day of a letter from Bath, has suspended

my not very vigorous efforts to renew the correspondence. Some

truth there undoubtedly may be in this assertion, but you will much

more readily believe, that in my strange compound of industry and

lazyness, I have very often formed the design, and as often found

some excellent reason of delay till the very next post, when I would

most undoubtedly write to the best and dearest of my friends. Perhaps

it would not be a bad method on both sides, a note of four lines, a

certificate of health and remembrance, without computing of debtor or

creditor, or any formal attempt to produce a regular Epistle. But as

even this project may fail, I must seriously beg that you would never

allow yourself to be made uneasy by any flying reports, or newspaper.

Be assured that if any untoward accident should stop my breath, or

disable my hand, my friend M. Deyverdun will send the early and

authentic Gazette to Sheffield place, from whence it will be imparted

with proper speed to my other friends in England. At the same time,

I can affirm with truth, that my sole reason for this advertisement

is derived from some foolish Articles, that were very familiar last

year to the home and foreign papers. Since I have known you or myself

I never had more pleasing inducements to cherish life, or less

apprehension of too speedily quitting it.

[Sidenote: IMPROVEMENT IN HIS HEALTH.]

My health is certainly better than when I left England, and this

improvement I partly ascribe to the climate, and partly to the

temperance of my diet. I had long ago shaken off the bad habits of

the Hampshire Militia, but a London life, in the best Company, is

a life of fullness and intemperance; which cannot be separated from

the lateness and irregularity of our hours, the variety of wines

and dishes, and the English practise of setting after dinner, with

the bottle and glasses on the table. Since my last fit of the Gout,

I avoid the temptation without losing the pleasure of suppers, by

confining myself to a mess of boiled milk, and in companies of twenty

or thirty men and women, my frugal bason has often been placed on the

tables: my dinners are moderate, and breakfast still continues to be

my favourite repast. This regimen appears to have succeeded; I have

passed the winter without hearing of the enemy, and last month, after

a short and slight visit or rather menace, he politely retired, and

has left me free to enjoy the beauties of an incomparable spring,

which rapidly treads on the heels of a very mild winter.

The glories of the landskip I have always enjoyed; but Deyverdun has

almost given me a taste for minute observation, and I can dwell with

pleasure on the shape and colour of the leaves, the various hues of

the blossoms, and successive progress of vegetation. These pleasures

are not without cares; and there is a white Acacia just under the

windows of my library, which in my opinion was too closely pruned

last Autumn, and whose recovery is the daily subject of anxiety and

conversation! My romantic wishes led sometimes to an idea which was

impracticable in England, the possession of an house and garden,

which should unite the society of town with the beauties and freedom

of the country. That idea is now realized in a degree of perfection

to which I never aspired, and if I could convey in words a just

picture of my library, apartments, terrace, wilderness, vineyard,

with the prospect of land and water, terminated by the mountains; and

this position at the gate of a populous and lively town where I have

some friends and many acquaintance, you would envy or rather applaud

the singular propriety of my choice.

During the first year of my residence I often compared the tumult

of London and the house of Commons, with the studious social

tranquillity of Lausanne, and felt with complacency that I had

chosen the better part. Those busy scenes are now far from me,

like the remembrance of a noisy and troublesome dream, and though

I possess from nature or reflection a happiness of temper that can

be easy almost in any situation, I am at a loss to conceive how I

could support so long a way of life so ill-suited to my mind and

circumstances. What I particularly disliked was the alternative of a

batchelor, large accidental dinners abroad, or my solitary chicken at

home. Here I can keep a regular table and establishment equal to the

best families of the place; we seldom dine alone, and I have often

agreable suppers of men and women. The habits of female conversation

have sometimes tempted me to acquire the piece of furniture, a wife,

and could I unite in a single Woman, the virtues and accomplishments

of half a dozen of my acquaintance, I would instantly pay my

addresses to the Constellation.

[Sidenote: A MINISTRY OF RESPECTABLE BOYS.]

In the mean while I must content myself with my other wife, the

decline and fall of the Roman Empire, which I prosecute with pleasant

and constant industry. I had some hopes of compleating it this year,

but let no man who builds a house, or writes a book, presume to say

when he will have finished. When he imagines that he is drawing

near to his journey's end, Alps rise on Alps, and he continually

finds something to add, and something to correct. Yet I _now_ think

myself sure of bringing over two or three Volumes in quarto (down

to the taking of Constantinople by the Turks) in the course of next

summer, I mean the summer of eighty-seven, and as the business of

impression will require many months, I may long enjoy the company

of my English friends. Of private friends I hope to find many in

the _vulgar_, and some in the _pure_ and _genuine_ sense of the

word, but I shall be totally bewildered. About three months after

my departure, an Earthquake threw down all the men and systems of

which I had any knowledge, and the country seems to be governed by a

set of most respectable boys, who were at school half a dozen years

ago. I see in the papers that young Eliot is become the brother and

privy-Counsellor of Pitt, and that the independent father has no

objection either to titles or places.

And now, My Dear Madam, after so much about myself, let me conclude

with a word of enquiry on a subject very near to my heart, your

health and happiness. The only apprehension from your silence relates

to want of activity and spirits, and from those fears I hope you can

honestly deliver me. Remember me with kindness to Mrs. Gould, and

Mrs. Holroyd, and let me hear if any thing good has befallen them,

more especially the former, whose situation was more susceptible of

change: when I mention her I include her family. Is Mr. Melmoth still

alive? I saw young Coxe last year, with a very decent and reasonable

Bear, whom he leads from North to South. Adieu, Dear Madam, my paper

fails.

Most truly yours,

E. G.

504.

_To Lord Sheffield._

Lausanne, May 10th, 1786.

[Sidenote: THE DEATH OF "AUNT KITTY."]

*By the difference, I suppose, of the posts of France and Germany,

Sir Stanier's letter, though first written, is still on the road,

and yours, which I received yesterday morning, brought me the first

account of poor Mrs. P[orten]'s departure. There are few events

that could affect me more deeply, and I have been ever since in a

state of mind more deserving of your pity than of your reproaches.

I certainly am not ignorant that we have nothing better to wish for

ourselves than the fate of that best-humoured woman, as you very

justly style her. A good understanding, and an excellent heart,

with health, spirits, and a competency, to live in the midst of her

friends till the age of fourscore, and then to shut her eyes without

pain or remorse. Death can have deprived her only of some years of

weakness, perhaps of misery; and for myself it is surely less painful

to lose her at present, than to find her in my visit to England next

year sinking under the weight of age and infirmities, and perhaps

forgetfull of herself and of the persons once the dearest to her.

All this is perfectly true: but all these reflections will not

dispell a thousand sad and tender remembrances that rush upon

my mind. To her care I am indebted in earliest infancy for the

preservation of my life and health. I was a puny child, neglected by

my Mother, starved by my nurse, and of whose being very little care

or expectation was entertained; without her maternal vigilance I

should either have been in my grave, or imperfectly lived a crooked

ricketty monster, a burthen to myself and others. To her instructions

I owe the first rudiments of knowledge, the first exercise of reason,

and a taste for books, which is still the pleasure and glory of

my life; and though she taught me neither language nor science,

she was certainly the most useful preceptor I have ever had. As I

grew up, an intercourse of thirty years endeared her to me, as the

faithful friend and the agreeable companion. You have seen with what

freedom and confidence we lived together, and have often admired

her character and conversation, which could alike please the young

and the old. All this is now lost, finally, irrecoverably lost! I

will agree with My Lady, that the immortality of the soul is on some

occasions a very comfortable doctrine. A thousand thanks to her for

her constant kind attention to that poor woman who is no more.

I wish I had as much to applaud and as little to reproach in my own

behaviour towards Mrs. P. since I left England; and when I reflect

that my letters would have soothed and comforted her decline, I

feel more deeply than I can express, the real neglect, and seeming

indifference, of my silence. To delay a letter from the Wednesday

to the Saturday, and then from the Saturday to the Wednesday,

appears a very slight offence; yet in the repetition of such delay,

weeks, months, and years will elapse, till the omission may become

irretrievable, and the consequence mischievous or fatal. After a long

lethargy, I had rouzed myself last week, and wrote to the three old

Ladies; my letter for Newman Street went away last post, Saturday

night, and yours did not arrive till Monday morning. Sir Stanier will

probably open it, and read the true picture of my sentiments for a

friend who, when I wrote, was already extinct. There is something

sad and awful in the thought, yet on the whole, I am sorry that even

this tardy Epistle preceded my knowledge of her death. But it did

not precede (you will observe) the information of her dangerous and

declining state, which I conveyed in my last letter, and her anxious

concern that she should never see or _hear_ from you again.

This idea, and the hard thoughts which you must entertain of me,

press so hard on my mind, that I must frankly acknowledge a strange

and inexcusable supineness, on which I desire you would make no

comment, and which in some measure may account for my delays in

corresponding with you. The unpleasant nature of business, and

the apprehension of finding something disagreeable, tempted me to

postpone from day to day, not only the answering, but even the

opening, your penultimate epistle; and when I received your last,

yesterday morning, the seal of the former was still unbroken. Oblige

me so far as to make no reflections; my own may be of service to me

hereafter. Thus far (except the last sentence) I have run on with

a sort of melancholy pleasure, and find my heart much relieved by

unfolding it to a friend. And the subject so strongly holds me, so

much disqualifies me for other discourse, either serious or pleasant,

that here I would willingly stop, and reserve all miscellaneous

matter for a second volunteer Epistle. But we both know how frail

are promises, how dangerous are delays, and there are some pecuniary

objects on which I think it necessary to give you an immediate,

though now tardy, explanation.

I do not return you any formal thanks for* securing me the £500

at Gosling's. We are sufficiently acquainted with each other's

sentiments, nor can I be surprized that you should do for me what

in a similar situation you would have found and accepted without

hesitation on my part. But I must remove the appearance of duplicity

which might not give you pleasure, that I should complain of urgent

poverty, and doubt whether my draught would be paid, while I had

£400 in Gosling's hands. A part of this wealth is only ideal, as

I had reckoned on Mrs. Gibbon's Christmas half-year (£150), which

was really drawn for a few days afterwards. For the rest of the

difference, I can only say that I reckoned from memory (having

mislaid their last year's account), that my fears preponderated, and

that I am glad to find myself for once, a richer man than I expected.

To show you that I am in earnest, as I shall not want to draw for

some months, I am very willing that you should divert a part of your

supply to the most pressing occasions. Of that nature is certainly

the Buckinghamshire bond to the man who married Harris's daughter,

and I beg you would pay both principal and interest immediately. The

Jobbman for horses should, I think, be the next, and when these two

are satisfied, upwards of £200 must remain. When I consider the large

amount and easy earning of Newton's bill, he surely may wait for my

return. If you are too much plagued with his importunities, silence

him with another sop of £100. Whatever you do, you will send me the

account, that I may know the exact quantity of my provision. You know

my attachment to my little deposit in the funds, but if I should

be pressed before my return by any further expences or demands, I

will transact the business with the Darrels either by sale or loan.

Apropos of Newton, were it perfectly convenient, I would not clear

his whole bill, till I had extracted from his hands all the writings

of my Hampshire Estate. I wish you would seriously undertake that

extraction, the importance of which you feel more strongly than

myself.

I have really an hundred things to say of myself, of you and Co., of

your works, of mine, of my books in Downing Street, of Lausanne, of

Politicks, &c. &c. After this, some Epistolary debts must and SHALL

be paid; and to proceed with order, I have fixed this day fortnight

(May 25th) for the date and dispatch of your second Epistle. Give me

credit once more. Pray, does My Lady think herself absolved from all

obligation of writing to me? To _her_, at least, I am not in arrear.

Adieu.

505.

_To Lord Sheffield._

Lausanne, July 22nd, 1786.

[Sidenote: BOOKS LONGER IN MAKING THAN PUDDINGS.]

This general order will, I presume, remove all the unforeseen

difficulties, which I should have thought must have given way to your

name, and the knowledge of our connection. Use the power according

to your own discretion, even to the full amount of your £500 which I

have not yet violated, but remember not to satisfy Newton till he has

disgorged my writings, of which, as you will easily believe, I have

no list. *I suppose you have sworn (I have sworn myself) at my long

silence and delay. The _plena Epistola_ I have postponed from post

to post, and as I see no end of waiting (though I think it will not

run beyond the end of the month), it seemed most prudent to dispatch

this needful missive. I am well, happy, and diligent; but your kind

hint of the London house is perfectly superfluous; as instead of the

_spring_, we must already read the _summer_ of next year.* Do not be

childish or passionate; trust me, I wish to appear in England; but it

must be with my book in my hand; and a book takes more time in making

than a pudding. Adieu. Will my Lady never write?

E. G.

*Since I have another page, and some leisure moments, we may as well

employ it in friendly converse; the more so, as the great letter

to which I alluded is most wonderfully precarious and uncertain;

the more so likewise, as our correspondence for some time past

has been of an abrupt, dark and disagreeable cast. Let us first

talk of Sheffield's works; they are of two sorts: _primo_, two

nymphs, whom I much desire to see; the stately Maria and the gentle

Louisa. I perfectly represent them both in the eye of fancy; each of

them accomplished according to her age and character, yet totally

different in their external and internal forms. _Secundo_, three

pamphlets; pamphlets I cry you mercy; three weighty treatises, almost

as useful as an enquiry into the state of the primitive Church; and

here let me justify, if I have not before, my silence on a subject

which we authors do not easily forgive. The first, whose first

editions had seen the light before I left England, followed me here

in a more compleat condition; and that Treatise on the American

Trade has been read, judged, approved, and reported. The second, on

Ireland, I have seen by accident, the copy you had sent Mr. Trevor,

who passed last summer (85) in this [place]. The third, and in my

present situation the most interesting, on the French Commerce,[108]

I have not yet seen by any means whatsoever, and you who know what

orders you have given to Elmsley or others, will best discern on whom

should be laid the fault and the blame.* By the bye, Mrs. Trevor

is now here without her husband--so much the better--and I am just

going to see her, about a mile out of town: she is judged elegant and

amiable; but in health and figure most lamentably declined since last

year. *But to return to your books, all that I have seen must do you

honour, and might do the public service; you are above the trifling

decorations of style and order, but your sense is strong, your views

impartial, and your industry laudable. I find that your American

tract is just translated into German.

[Sidenote: HIS CONTEMPLATED VISIT TO ENGLAND.]

Do you still correspond with* Eden?[109] *If he could establish a

beneficial intercourse between the two first nations in the World,

I could excuse him some little political tergiversation. At some

distance of time and place, those domestic squabbles lose much of

their importance; and though I should not forgive him any breach

of private friendship or confidence, I cannot much blame him if he

chose rather to serve his family and his country, than to persevere

in a hopeless and, as I suspect, an unpopular opposition. You have

never told me clearly and correctly how you support your inactive

retreat from the house of Commons; whether you have resumed your

long forgotten taste for rural and domestic pleasures, and whether

you have never cast a look towards Coventry, or some other borough

equally pure and respectable. In the short space that is left I will

only repeat more distinctly, that in the present contemplation of

my work, June or July of next year is the earliest term at which I

can hope to see England*; and if I have a fit of the Gout--I have,

indeed, been free from the monster this last twelvemonth; but he is

most arbitrary and capricious. Of my own situation let me say with

truth that it is tranquil, easy, and well adapted to my character.

All enthusiasm is now at an end; I see things in their true light,

and I applaud the judgment and choice of my retirement.

You see why I have left a blank in the first page; and when I begun

I had no design of going beyond it; and now, unless I have some

extraordinary fit of diligence and zeal, shall probably wait till

the return of your Epistle. A word before we part, about the least

unpleasant of my business; my library in Downing-street. Excuse the

accidental derangement; I shall send for no more books, and only beg

you to give them shelter in your stinking parlour till my arrival.

Two or three mornings will suffice for a personal review, and the

subsequent steps of sale or travel will most properly be executed

under my own eye. Ours and the foreign papers announce the distress

and reformation of the P. of W.[110] Are you one of the Noblemen who

offer him their houses? As papa is tenacious and poor, I suppose Fox

next session will celebrate his economy, and Parliament will pay his

debts. Once more adieu.

[108] Lord Sheffield did not _publish_ his _Observations on the

French Treaty and Commerce_. [S.]

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