CHAPTER XV.

THE PATUXENT.

Having once more received the troops on board, the fleet remained

quietly at anchor till the 17th, when, at an early hour, we set sail

and stood towards the Patuxent. In this voyage we passed close to Sent

Island, and again threw the inhabitants of Anapolis into alarm by

approaching almost within gun-shot of their town; but at neither place

were hostilities attempted, and on the 19th we arrived, without any

adventure, at our former anchorage in the river. Here we brought up,

and parties were sent on shore to dig wells in the sand, to which the

boats resorted in great numbers for water. Cattle and sheep were

likewise purchased from the natives; some of the flour which had been

captured was converted into biscuit; and every preparation seemed to be

making for a long voyage.

To facilitate these operations, the fleet now separated, part remaining

here, and part proceeding under Admiral Malcolm to the Potomac; whilst

Sir Alexander Cochrane, in the Tonnant, with several frigates and

gun-brigs, quitted us altogether, and set sail, as it was given out,

for Halifax. But our situation was by no means agreeable. The climate

of this part of America is, at certain seasons, far from healthy; and

the prevalence of dysentery through the armament proved that the

unhealthy season had already commenced. Neither did there appear to be

any prospect of further employment. No one talked of a future

enterprise, nor was the slightest rumour circulated as to the next

point of attack. The death of General Ross seemed to have disorganized

the whole plan of proceedings, and the fleet and army rested idle, like

a watch without its main spring.

Whilst things were in this state, whilst the banks of the rivers

continued in our possession, and the interior was left unmolested to

the Americans, a rash confidence sprang up in the minds of all,

insomuch that parties of pleasure would frequently land without arms,

and spend many hours onshore. On one of these occasions, several

officers from the 85th regiment agreed to pass a day together at a

farm-house, about a quarter of a mile from the stream; and taking with

them ten soldiers, unarmed, to row the boat, a few sailors, and a young

midshipman, not more than twelve years of age, they proceeded to put

their determination into practice. Leaving the men, under the command

of their youthful pilot, to take care of the boat, the officers went on

to the house; but they had not remained there above an hour, when they

were alarmed by a shout, which sounded as if it came from the river.

Looking, out, they beheld their party surrounded by seventy or eighty

mounted riflemen; the boat dragged upon the beach, and set on fire.

Giving themselves up for lost, they continued for an instant in a sort

of stupor; but the master of the house, to whom some kindness had been

shown by our people, proved himself grateful, and, letting them out by

a back door, directed them to bide themselves in the wood, whilst he

should endeavour to turn their pursuers on a wrong scent. As they had

nothing to trust to except the honour of this American, it cannot be

supposed that they felt much at ease; but, seeing no better course

before them, they resigned themselves to his guidance, and plunging

into the thicket, concealed themselves as well as they could among the

underwood. In the mean time the American soldiers, having secured all

that were left behind, except the young midshipman, who fled into the

wood in spite of their fire, divided into two bodies, one of which

approached the house, whilst the other endeavoured to overtake the

brave boy. It so chanced that the party in pursuit passed close to the

officers in concealment, but by the greatest good fortune failed to

observe them. They succeeded, however, in catching a glimpse of the

midshipman, just as he had gained the water’s edge, and was pushing off

a light canoe which he had loosened from the stump of a tree. The

barbarians immediately gave chase, firing at the brave lad, and calling

out to surrender; but the gallant youth paid no attention either to

their voices or their bullets. Launching his little bark, he put to sea

with a single paddle, and, regardless of the showers of balls which

fell about him, returned alone and unhurt to the ship. Whilst one party

was thus employed, the other hastened to the house in full expectation

of capturing the British officers. But their host kept his word with

great fidelity, and, having directed his countrymen towards another

farm-house at some distance from his own, and in an opposite quarter

from the spot where his guests lay, he waited till they were out of

sight, and then joined his new friends in their lurking-place. Bringing

with him such provisions as he could muster, he advised them to keep

quiet till dark, when, their pursuers having departed, he conducted

them to the river, supplied them with a large canoe, and sent them off

in perfect safety to the fleet.

On reaching their ship, they found the 85th regiment under arms, and

preparing to land, for the purpose of either releasing their comrades

from captivity, or inflicting exemplary punishment upon the farmer by

whose treachery it was supposed that they had suffered. But when the

particulars of his behaviour were related, the latter alternative was

at once abandoned; and it was determined to force a dismissal of the

captives, by advancing up the country, and laying waste every thing

with fire and sword. The whole of the light brigade was accordingly

carried on shore, and halted on the beach, whilst a messenger was sent

forward to demand back the prisoners. Such, however, was the effect of

his threatening, that the demand was at once complied with, and they

returned on board without having committed any ravages, or marched

above two miles from the boats.

THE POTOMAC

Besides this trifling debarkation, another little excursion was made by

the second and third brigades, the light troops being left most

unaccountably on board of ship, Colonel Brook, having heard that an

encampment was formed a few miles from the left bank of the Potomac,

determined, if possible, to come up with and engage the force there

stationed. With this view, two brigades were landed on the night of the

4th of October, and pushed forward at a brisk pace; but the enemy,

being on the alert, had timely notice of the movement, and retired; by

which means our people returned on the 5th, without effecting anything.

THE CHESAPEAKE.

By this time the whole fleet was once more collected together; and

crowded the Potomac with their keels. The Diadem being an old ship and

a bad sailer, it was determined to remove from her the troops which she

had formerly carried, to fill her with American prisoners, and to send

her to England. The Menelaus was likewise dispatched with such officers

and soldiers as required the benefit of their native air to complete

the cure of their wounds; and the rest, getting under weigh on the 6th,

stood directly towards the mouth of the Chesapeake. When we reached the

James River, we anchored, and were joined by an American schooner

bearing a flag of truce. She brought with her Colonel Thornton, Lieut.

Colonel Wood, with the rest of the officers and men who had been left

behind at Bladensburg, and, being under the guidance of Commodore

Barney, that gentleman was enabled to discharge his trust even to the

very letter.

It may readily be supposed that the meeting between friends thus

restored to each other was very agreeable. But there was another source

of comfort which this arrival communicated, of greater importance than

the pleasure bestowed upon individuals. In Colonel Thornton we felt

that we had recovered a dashing and enterprising officer; one as well

calculated to lead a corps of light troops, and to guide the advance of

an army, as any in the service. On the whole, therefore, the American

schooner was as welcome as if she had been a first-rate man-of-war

filled with reinforcements from England.

The wounded being now sent off, and Colonel Wood among the number, the

remainder of the fleet again set sail, and reached the mouth of the bay

without interruption. Here they were met by a frigate and two brigs,

which spoke to the Admiral, and apparently communicated some important

intelligence; for we immediately put about and stood once more up the

Chesapeake. The wind, however, blew with great violence, and directly

against us. After beating about, therefore, for some time, without

making any progress, we turned our heads towards the ocean, and flying

between the Capes with amazing velocity, stood out to sea, directing

our course towards the S.S.E., and proceeding at the rate of seven

miles an hour under bare poles. The sea ran tremendously high, and the

sky was dark and dreary; insomuch that by a landsman the gale might

safely be accounted a storm. Under these circumstances, the ship

rolling as if she would dip her topmasts in the water, and the waves

breaking in at the back windows of the cabin, nothing remained to be

done but to go to bed. Thither most of us accordingly repaired, and

holding ourselves in our berths by clinging to the posts, we amused

ourselves by watching the motions of stools, books, trunks, and other

articles, as they floated majestically from one side of the cabin to

the other. But the effects of the gale were not in every respect

ludicrous. Two small schooners, which had been captured at Alexandria

and converted into tenders, foundered and went down, without an

opportunity being afforded of saving an individual of their crews.

AT SEA.

At length the wind began to moderate, and on the 18th there was a dead

calm. In point of comfort, however, I cannot say that much change was

experienced; for though the gale had ceased, the swell still continued;

and the motion produced by a heavy sea after a storm is even more

disagreeable than that occasioned by the storm itself. But on this day

the minds of all were set at ease as to the place whither we were

going, a telegraph signal being made to steer for Jamaica. It was

likewise understood that we should be there joined by strong

reinforcements, and proceed upon a secret expedition against some place

on the southern borders of the United States.

The calm which had succeeded the storm did not last long, for on the

19th a fair breeze sprang up, and sent us at a moderate and agreeable

rate upon our course. The heat, however, was most oppressive; even

awnings being unable to afford sufficient shelter. We were fast

approaching the tropic of Cancer, and every day experienced a greater

degree of sultriness; till at length, on the 25th, we crossed that

imaginary boundary. Here we were visited, according to custom, by

Neptune and his wife; and as the ceremony of shaving may be unknown to

some of my readers, I shall beg leave to relate the particulars of that

operation.

A clever active seaman, dressed up grotesquely in party-coloured rags,

adorned with a long beard made of the stuff which sailors call

spun-yarn, and armed with a tri-pronged harpoon, personates the God of

the Ocean. Another seaman, arrayed in like manner, except that, instead

of a beard, he wears a hideous mask, performs the part of the lady.

These are attended by a troop of sea-gods and nymphs, similarly

equipped; and advancing from the bow of the vessel, as if just stepped

on board, they come forward to the mainmast, and summon before them all

such persons as have never sworn the oaths or previously visited their

capital. At the foot of the mast is placed a large tub full of

sea-water, and covered by a piece of canvas, which is held tight by

four of their attendants. Upon this unsteady throne is the luckless

wight, whom they design to initiate, compelled to sit; and being asked

several questions, which he cannot answer, and taking several oaths,

very much resembling those said to be administered at Highgate, Neptune

proceeds to confer upon him the honour of filiation, by rather an

extraordinary process. Two of the sea-nymphs, generally tall stout

fellows, pinion his arms to his sides; and another, bringing a bucket

filled with grease and slops from the kitchen, sets it down at his

godship’s feet, putting a small painting-brush into his hand. Neptune

now dips his brush into the filth, and proceeds to spread a lather over

the face of the novice, taking care to ask questions during the whole

process; and if the adopted be simple enough to reply, the brush is

instantly thrust into his mouth. As soon as a sufficient quantity of

grease is laid upon the face, Neptune seizes a piece of rusty iron,

generally the broken hoop of some water-cask, with which he scrapes off

all that has been applied. If the novice take all this patiently, his

face is washed, and he is permitted to descend from his throne in

peace; but if he lose his temper, which most men are apt to do, a

bucket of sea-water is poured upon his head. If this be sufficient to

cool his wrath, he suffers no more; but if it only increase his

indignation, bucket after bucket is emptied over him, and at last, the

holders of the sail-cloth suddenly retiring, he is plunged overhead

into the tub. To crown all, the unfortunate wretch who has endured

these miseries is fined by his tormentor in a gallon of ruin; a fine

which the force of custom compels him to pay. It must be confessed that

this is a barbarous amusement, much resembling that of the boys in the

fable of the boys and the frogs. Though very agreeable to those who act

and to the lookers on, it is not so to him that suffers.

In this manner many persons were treated, till at length Neptune,

growing weary from the number of novices, was content to admit the rest

to the privileges of initiation, on condition that the fines should be

punctually paid; an agreement into which most of us very thankfully

entered.

THE WEST INDIES.

Next morning, the first object which met our eyes was the land of

Caycos island. We were so close to the shore, when daylight discovered

it, that had the wind been at all adverse we must unquestionably have

struck; but being assisted by a fair and gentle breeze, the ships put

about immediately, and escaped the danger. Standing out to sea, the

fleet now doubled the promontory, and steering round by the other side,

sailed on without losing sight of the land till late in the evening.

On the following day, a signal was made from the Admiral’s ship, that

the Golden Fleece transport, under convoy of the Volcano bomb, should

proceed to Port Royal, whilst the rest of the fleet held their course

towards Negril Bay. These two vessels accordingly set all sail, and

pushed forward by themselves; the others keeping on at a more moderate

rate, that none might stray from the convoy: for the West India seas at

this time swarmed with American privateers, and it was of great

consequence to keep the store-ships and heavy transports in the middle

of the squadron.

It so chanced that I took my passage in one of the two ships which

proceeded forward by themselves. The wind was fair, and we made great

progress, insomuch that before dark the high land of St. Domingo on one

side, and the mountains of Cuba on the other, were discernible. In

spite of the heat, therefore, our voyage soon became truly delightful.

Secure of getting on under the influence of the trade winds, we had

nothing to distract our thoughts, or keep us from feasting our eyes

upon the glorious shores of these two islands; whilst in addition to

the sight of land, which of itself was cheering, we were amused with

water-spouts, apparently playing about us in every direction. One of

these, however, began to form within a little distance of the ship, and

as they are dangerous as well as interesting, a cannon was got ready to

break it before it should reach us. But it did not complete its

formation, though I cannot tell why; for, after one spout had risen

into the air some height, and another bent down from the clouds to meet

it, they were suddenly carried away in different directions, and fell

into the sea with the noise of a cataract.

Among other sources of amusement, our attention was drawn, on the 29th,

to a shark, which made its appearance at the stern of the vessel. A

strong hook was immediately prepared, and baited with a piece of salt

pork, which being thrown over, was instantly gulped by the voracious

monster. But as soon as he felt the pain occasioned by the book in his

jaws, he plunged towards the bottom of the sea with such violence, as

to render the very tafferel hot, by the rapidity of the cord gliding

over it. Having permitted him to go a certain length, he was again

hauled up to the surface, where he remained without offering further

resistance, till a boat was lowered, and a strong noose thrown over his

head. Being thus made fast to the gunwale of the boat, he was brought

round to the gangway, when the end of the noose being cast over the

main-yard, he was lifted out of the sea and swung upon the ship’s deck.

Hitherto he had suffered quietly enough, in apparent stupefaction from

the pain of his jaw; but he began now to convince us that neither life

nor strength had deserted him; lashing his tail with such violence as

speedily to clear the quarter-deck, and biting in the most furious

manner at everything within his reach. One of the sailors, however, who

seemed to understand these matters more than his comrades, took an axe,

and watching his opportunity, at one, blow chopped off his tail. He was

now perfectly harmless, unless, indeed, one had chosen to thrust one’s

hand into his mouth; and the same sailor accordingly proceeded to lay

him open, and to take out his entrails. And now it was that the

tenacity of life, peculiar to these animals, displayed itself. After

his heart and bowels were taken out; the shark still continued to

exhibit proofs of animation, by biting with as much force as ever at a

bag of carpenter’s tools that happened to lie within his reach.

Being cut up, he was distributed in portions among the soldiers and the

ship’s crew. The tail part only was reserved as the chief delicacy for

our cabin, which, though dry and hard, with little flavour or taste,

was on the present occasion considered as agreeable food, because it

was fresh.

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