"SCHOOLMISTRESS'S RESIGNATION."
Miss ---- will have the satisfaction of knowing that she
has left her mark on those who have passed through her
hands."--_Provincial Paper_.
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"Closing scores in the professional golf match were Newman
14,835; Inman 13,343."--_Provincial Paper_.
This high scoring was due, we understand, to the large number of
losing hazards which had to be negotiated.
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"Aerial fights to and from towns on the coast are to be a
feature of Hythe's holiday season."--_Belfast Weekly News_.
We are all in favour of popularising aviation, but we think this is
over-doing it.
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[Illustration: _Director of old-established firm_. "I HOPE YOU DON'T
SMOKE?"
_The new "Boy_." "NO--GIVEN IT UP. FIND IT 'PUFFS' ME FOR JAZZIN'."]
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