TRUE HOSPITALITY.

"Lecture by Rev. W. ----. 'The Dragon, The Beast and The False

Prophet.' All welcome."--_Scotsman_.

* * * * *

"Scotch reels, corner dances, and waltzes were favourites at

the Masons' ball on Tuesday evening. Dancers fought shy of the

fog-trot which has proved so popular at other dances."--_Scots

Paper_.

Perhaps they were afraid of missing their steps in the dark.

* * * * *

"Detroit to-day completed its first year as the world's

largest 'dry' city. The city has prospered during the past

year both financially and industrially. Murders, suicides,

embezzlements, assaults, robberies and drunkenness were

reduced by half."--_Daily Mail_.

The record of drunkenness seems still rather high for a teetotal city.

* * * * *

[Illustration: A CAUTIOUS DICTATOR.

PRESIDENT WILSON (_dictating a message to the American Nation_). "AT

LAST WE MAY FAIRLY SAY THAT THE DOVE OF PEACE HAS SIGHTED DRY LAND."

(_Pauses_). "ONE MOMENT--I'M NOT QUITE SURE THEY'LL LIKE THAT WORD

'DRY.'"

[The New York _World_ asserts that President WILSON has promised to

set aside the Prohibition Law if he finds that popular opinion is

opposed to it.]]

* * * * *

[Illustration: MR. WILL JONES, M.C., D.C.M., AND MR. RONALD

MONTMORENCY (TOTAL EXEMPTION 1917--WORK OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE) AS

THEY APPEAR IN THE LEADING PARTS OF THE MELODRAMA "IN HIS COUNTRY'S

NEED."

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