CHAPTER XLV.

SPIRITUALISTS AND CONJURERS.

"How it's done" is the question which, in the words of Dr. Lynn, we want

to settle with reference to his own or kindred performances, and, still

more, in the production of the phenomena known as spiritual. I have

spent some years of my existence in a hitherto vain endeavour to solve

the latter problem; and the farther I go, the more the mystery seems to

deepen. Of late, the two opposed parties, the Spiritualists and the

Conjurers, have definitely entered the arena, and declared war to the

knife. Each claims to be Moses, and denounces the others as mere

magicians. Mr. Maskelyne holds a dark séance, professing to expose the

spiritualistic ones; Dr. Lynn brandishes against them his strong right

arm upon which is written in letters all of blood the name of one's

deceased grandmother, while, in return, Dr. Sexton exposes the

conjurers, and spoils one's enjoyment of a hitherto enjoyable evening,

by showing "how it's done"--how the name of one's departed relative is

forged and painted early in the afternoon, instead of "coming out" on

the spot--and in spots--like measles or nettle-rash (as we feel defunct

relations ought to come) or walking in and out of the corded box at

pleasure, and even going so far as to give the address of the clever

mechanist down a by-street near Notting-hill Gate, who will make the

mysterious packing case to order in return for a somewhat heavy

"consideration."

I accepted Dr. Lynn's invitation to be present on his "opening night;"

and wondered, in passing, why everybody should not make their cards of

invitation such thorough works of art as his. Now I am going to do

even-handed justice all the way round; and I must say that Dr. Lynn's

experiment of fastening his attendant to a sort of penitential stool

with copper wire, surrounded by scrutineers from the audience, and then

making the man's coat come off, and a ring pass over his arm, behind a

simple rug held in front of him, is quite as wonderful as anything I

have ever witnessed at a séance. It has the great advantage of being

done in the light, instead of, as in Mr. Fay's case, in darkness, and

without a cabinet. In fact, I have no idea how it's done; though I have

no doubt the first time I see Dr. Sexton he will point to something

unsatisfactory in the bolts to which that doorkeeper is fastened, and

give me the addresses of the ironmonger who will sell me some like them,

or the tailor who will manufacture me a swallow tail coat with an

imperceptible slit down the back. Then again, I have, as I said, seen

young Mr. Sexton go in and out of the corded box, and I know how that's

done; but Dr. Lynn's man goes into three, one inside the other. Well, I

can understand that if Dr. Sexton's theory be correct, it may perhaps be

as easy to get into a "nest" of three as into one box; but how, in the

name of nature--or art--does the nautical gentleman get out of the

double sack in which he is tied? I cannot bring myself to print what Dr.

Sexton's theory of the box is, because it appears to be such a wanton

cruelty to "expose" things when people go to the Egyptian Hall on

purpose to be mystified. I remember how the fact of having seen Dr.

Sexton do the trick of reading the names in the hat spoilt my enjoyment

of Dr. Lynn's experiment. He really appeared quite bungling when I knew

all he was about. He did not, on this occasion, produce the letters on

his arm; but I saw he could quite easily have done so, though the doing

it would have been no sort of reproduction of Mr. Forster's

manifestation, who showed you the name of some relative when you had

looked in on him quite unexpectedly. I can quite understand how it is

that the spiritualists, who hold these matters to be sacred as

revelation itself--in fact, to be revelation itself, are shocked at

seeing their convictions denounced as trickery and "exposed" on a public

platform; but I confess I do not quite see how they can adopt the tu

quoque principle, and "expose" Dr. Lynn and Messrs. Maskelyne and Cooke

as tricksters, because they do not pretend to be anything else. It

would have been fatal if the magicians had "found out" Moses, and they

wisely refrained from trying; but it would have served no purpose for

Moses to "find out" the magicians: and it strikes me Moses would have

deemed it very infra dig. to make the attempt. The two things stand on

quite different grounds; and I cannot help thinking that the

spiritualists unwisely concede a point when they accept the challenge of

the conjurers. I am quite aware that the theory of the spiritualists

makes of many a conjurer a medium malgré lui, and says he ought to come

out in his true colours. It was so Messrs. Maskelyne and Cooke were

originally introduced to a London public at the Crystal Palace under the

auspices of an eminent spiritualist; but it really appears to me that

such an assertion amounts to begging the question; for I doubt whether

it would not "pay" quite as well to come out boldly in Mr. Williams's or

Mr. Morse's line as in that of Dr. Lynn or Mr. Maskelyne.

In a lengthened confab which I once had with Mr. Maskelyne himself after

one of his performances, he told me that by constant attendance at the

séances of the Davenports he found out how that was all done; and, being

a working watchmaker, was able soon to get the necessary apparatus

constructed. I must again be just, and state that while the cabinet

séance of Messrs. Maskelyne and Cooke seems to me the exact counterpart

of the Davenports', their dark séance fails to reproduce that of the

spiritualists as the performances of Professor Pepper himself. True,

this latter gentleman does all his exposés on a platform which is sacred

against all intrusion, and Messrs. Maskelyne and Cooke assume to allow

as much examination as the spiritualists. But I myself, who have seen

Mr. Home float around Mr. S. C. Hall's drawing-room, and handled him

above and below in transitu, quite fail to discern any reproduction of

that phenomenon in the heavy, lumbering levitation of the lady by means

of the scissors-like apparatus behind her, which we are only privileged

to behold from the stalls. The dancing walking-stick is as palpably made

terpsichorean by a string as the chairs I have seen cross Mr. Hall's

drawing-room in full light were not drawn by strings, for I was able to

look closely at them; and I do not know how that was done.

Fresh from Dr. Lynn's really marvellous performances of recent times,

and with Messrs. Maskelyne and Cooke's equally clever tricks in my

mind's eye, though not quite so recently, I still am bold to say I

believe there are still six of one to half-a-dozen of the other. If the

conjurers reproduce the spiritual phenomena in some instances, the

spiritualists distance the conjurers in others. I speak of phenomena

only. The magicians produced many of the same phenomena as Moses; but,

even so, if we are orthodox we must believe the source of such

manifestations to have been utterly different.

But I am, as I said, wise in my generation, and stick to phenomena. I

venture to think the conjurers unwise in irritating the spiritualists,

who are a growing body, by placarding their entertainment as exposés,

even though such announcements may "draw" the non-spiritual public. I

suppose, however, they understand the science of advertising better than

I do; but I feel sure the spiritualists are unwise to follow their

example, because they have got nothing to expose. Dr. Lynn or Messrs.

Maskelyne and Cooke are as much pleased as conscientious mediums would

be shocked at being proved clever tricksters. The only folks who are

injured by being told "how it's done," are the British Public, who pay

their five shillings to be mystified at the Egyptian Hall, just as the

spiritualists do in Lamb's Conduit Street.

If it is to come to a race for the championship--and seriously it would

seem that, having begun, the two parties are bound to continue the

strife--one can scarcely imagine anything more attractive than such a

combined display of talent. Dr. Lynn gets lots of people to come and see

"How it's done"--the gentleman with the mandolin is well worth a visit,

and I cannot guess how he does it--while Messrs. Maskelyne and Cooke

must really be making a good thing of it. Mr. Williams's séances are

decidedly attractive (and how he does it has puzzled me for years, as I

said), nor does the Progressive Institute seem to decrease in interest;

but let us only picture the fascination of a long evening where Pepper's

Ghost should be pitted against John King, Mrs. Guppy and Messrs.

Maskelyne and Cooke's lady float in competition round the room or even

in from the suburbs, while the Davenports and Dr. Lynn's man should

wriggle out of or into iron rings and their own dress coats! Until some

such contest takes place, the public mind will probably gravitate

towards the conjurers rather than the spiritualists, and that through

the actually suicidal policy of the latter; because while the

spiritualists of necessity can show no visible source of their

manifestations, one of their own rank devotes himself to aiding the

conjurers by showing in reference to their tricks, "How it's done." It

would have been wiser, surely, to stand upon dignity, and in a truly

conservative spirit (is it too late even now to reassume it?), say,

"These men are mediums, but it does not suit their pockets to confess

it."

Well, they are signs of the times. London loves to be mystified, and

would only have one instead of manifold methods to be so if the

spiritualists and conjurers were to strike hands, and reduce us all to

the dead level of pure faith or relentless reason and cold common

sense!

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