CHAPTER XVIII.

THE VIGIL OF THE DERBY.

In those days--happily now gone by--when public strangulation was the

mode in Merry England, there was always an evident fascination

appertaining to the spot where, on the morrow, some guilty wretch was to

expiate his crimes on the gallows. Long before the erection of that

elegant apparatus commenced, and generally on a Sunday evening, when

decent citizens had newly come from houses of God, where they had heard

the message of life, crowds began to collect on that central spot in the

heart of the great City dedicated to sudden and violent death. The

coming event seemed to cast its shadow before; and throughout the night

the roisterer or belated traveller made a détour to visit the human

shambles. I confess to having felt the attraction. I could not then

bring myself to be present at the strangulation proper; so, as the

nearest approach to a "sensation," sometimes visited Newgate on the eve

of the victim elect's last morrow. In the same way, being unfortunate

enough to be London-bound on the day of our great annual holiday, and

having heard graphic accounts of the Downs on the eve of the Derby, I

determined that year, as I could not go to the race by day, to visit the

racecourse by night. Let me own the soft impeachment: I am not a racing

man--not in any degree "horsey." When I do go to the Derby it is to see

the bipeds rather than the quadrupeds; to empty the hamper from Fortnum

and Mason's, rather than to study the "names, weights, and colours of

the riders" on the "c'rect card." If you prefer to have the sentiment in

Latin--and there is no doubt Latin does go much farther than English--I

am not one of those "quos pulverem Olympicum collegisse juvat," except

in so far that "homo sum; nihil humanum alienum a me puto." It was to

see humanity under a new aspect, I took the last train to Epsom on the

eve of the Derby.

In order to combine business with pleasure, and economy with both, I

took a third-class ticket at Victoria, and was fortunate enough to find

a compartment already partially occupied by a nigger troupe. In this,

which under ordinary circumstances I should have avoided, I took my

seat, and was regaled all the way down with choice morceaux from the

répertoire of my musical friends. The "talking man" of the party, too,

enlivened the proceedings by anxiously inquiring of the porters at the

different stations what they would take in the way of refreshment, and

issuing unlimited orders to imaginary waiters on their behoof. It was a

strange sensation, being whirled away from home and bed down to a wild

heath towards midnight; and as we neared our destination, the air began

to "bite shrewdly," and the sky to look uncommonly like rain--a

contretemps which would have been fatal to my proposed experience. We

had to change carriages at Sutton, and here a sociable Aunt-Sally-man,

struggling under the implements of his craft, sought to beguile me from

my African friends by offers of a shake-down in his tent, with which he

proposed to walk across from Ewell and erect, instead of journeying on

to Epsom. My Ethiopian friends jumped at the proposal, and forthwith

fraternized with Aunt Sally. I determined to follow out my previous

plans; so having drunk to our next merry meeting, we parted, ostensibly

until to-morrow, but, I fear, for ever.

I had been led to expect "high jinks" at Epsom--a sort of Carnival in

the quiet town. Nothing could have been farther from the truth. The

town, so far as outward semblance went, was almost as quiet as ever. A

few sporting men thronged the bar of the principal hotel, and stragglers

hung about the low beer-shops; but there was nothing at all to indicate

the imminence of the great event. So I fell back on my usual expedient

of applying to the executive, and found not only an active and

intelligent but exceedingly civil sergeant of police, to whom I told my

errand. He was pleased with the novelty of the idea, and as he happened

to be then going the round of the town previously to visiting the

course, I cast in my lot with him for the night. We first visited what

he termed the "German Opera," on Epsom Common. This is an encampment of

organ-grinders, hurdy-gurdy-players, German bands, &c., who pitch their

tents here instead of going to the Downs. It was, however, rather late

when we reached the spot where these artists were bivouacking, and they

had retired for the night, so we could not form much idea of them beyond

their numbers, which seemed considerable, and their odour, which was

unfragrant. Thence we passed down a short alley to a railway arch, which

was aglow with many fires, and rang with the sounds of many voices.

Bidding me make no observation, whatever might be said, and requesting

me to try and look like an officer in plain clothes, my cicerone led me

into the strange arcade, which I certainly could not have entered

without his protection. Hundreds of men, women, and boys were gathered

in groups round coke fires, some partaking of coffee, others singing,

the majority sleeping. After satisfying himself that the fires were

legitimate ones, and not composed of broken fences, my guide left this

teeming hive unmolested. We then steered for the course, not by the high

road, but skirting it along the fields. The policeman, like myself,

carried a stout stick, which really seemed to be endowed with creative

powers that night. Wherever he poked that staff--and he did poke it

everywhere--a human being growled, or snored, or cursed. Every bush

along the hedgerow bore its occupant--often its group of four or five,

sometimes a party of a dozen or a score. One shed filled with carts

yielded at least a hundred, though the sergeant informed me it must have

been already cleared several times that evening, as he had a file of men

along the road, besides a cordon inside the Park palings, which border a

great portion of it. It is with these palings the tramps chiefly do

mischief, pulling them down to make fires along their route. Wherever my

guide found these, he trampled the fires remorselessly out, and kicked

the burning embers over the sleepers in a manner that must have been

uncomfortable. The men submitted in comparative silence; but the

ladies--where there happened to be any--exerted the privilege of their

sex, and treated us to some choice specimens of the vernacular. In one

case, a female cried out that he was kicking the fire over the

"childer;" and, sure enough, we found half-a-dozen little ones huddled

up asleep. The policeman remonstrated with her for bringing them to such

a place; but she informed us it was to "make their living." In what way,

she did not add. To us, it seemed very much like reversing the process,

and causing their death. Fancy young children camping out on the road to

the Downs at midnight! Boys of thirteen and fourteen abounded, sleeping

in large groups along the hedgerows, and sometimes out in the open

fields, where the dew lay thick.

At length, after many windings, we reached the Downs. The white booths,

following the direction of the course in their sinuous lines, looked

like stately white marble streets and crescents in the dim, uncertain

light of that hour which, between May 31 and June 1, is neither day nor

night. Under the stands and around the booths, tabernacling beneath

costermongers' barrows, and even lying out openly sub dio, were still

the hundreds of human beings. In one small drinking booth was a sight

the policeman said he had never seen equalled in his twenty years'

experience. A long, narrow table ran down the centre, with benches on

each side. The table itself was occupied with recumbent figures; on the

benches the sleepers sat, bending forward over it, and under the benches

sleepers sprawled upon the grass. The whole of the front of the booth

was open, and exposed to the biting wind; but there they snored as

calmly as though on eider-down. We climbed the steps of the stand above

the ring, and waited for the day, which slowly broke to the song of the

lark and nightingale over that strange scene. With the first suspicion

of dawn the sleepers awoke and got up; what for I cannot imagine. It was

barely two o'clock, and how they were going to kill the next twelve

hours I could not guess. Rise they did however, and an itinerant vendor

of coffee, who was literally up with the lark, straightway began to

drive a roaring trade. I saw no stronger drink than this consumed; nor

did I witness a single case of drunkenness during the whole night. But

this was before the Derby! At this juncture we were all surprised by the

apparition of a hansom-lamp toiling up the hill. Two adventurous

gentlemen from Liverpool, it appeared, had arrived at the Euston

Station, and insisted upon being driven at once to an hotel on Epsom

Downs. The Jehu, secure of a fabulous fare, drove them accordingly; and,

of course, had to drive them back again to Epsom--the hotels on the

Downs quietly but firmly declining to be knocked up at that untimely

hour even by gentlemen from Liverpool. As the sun showed his first

up-slanting rays above the horizon, with the morning star hanging

impertinently near, the two gipsy encampments began to exhibit signs of

life. The Zingari encamp exclusively by themselves, and some picturesque

specimens of the male sex, looking remarkably like the lively photograph

of the Greek brigands, showed themselves on the outskirts. The ladies

reserved themselves for later in the day. My guide cautioned me not to

attempt to enter the encampment, as the men are dangerous, and their

position on the Downs a privileged one. It was only when the tramps were

trespassing, or evidently bent on mischief, that they were disturbed. On

the Downs they were monarchs of all they surveyed.

When the sun was fairly up, and the morning mists rolled away from those

glorious Downs, I felt my mission accomplished. I had seen the sun rise

on Epsom course. As it was many hours before a train would return, and

I still felt fresh, I resolved to give the coup de grace to my night's

adventure by walking home--at least, walking to the radius of workmen's

trains. The vanguard of the Derby procession now began to show strongly

in the shape of the great unwashed climbing the ridge of the hill by the

paddock; and I felt I should see some characteristic sights along the

road. Bidding good-bye, therefore, to my guide at Epsom, I set out on

foot along the now-populous road, mine being the only face turned

London-wards. Carts laden with trestles and boards for stands now began

to be in force. By-and-by the well-known paper bouquets and outrageous

head-gear showed themselves as forming the cargo of costermongers'

carts. The travellers were all chatty, many of them chaffy. Frequent

were the inquiries I had to answer as to the hour and the distance to

the course. Occasionally a facetious gentleman anxiously inquired

whether it was all over, as I was returning? I believe the majority

looked upon me as a harmless lunatic, since I was travelling away from

Epsom on the Derby morning, and pitied me accordingly. An Irishman aptly

illustrated the genial character of Hibernian chaff as compared with

English. "Good day to your honner!" he said. "It does me good to see

your honner's happy face again;" though, of course, he had never seen it

before. As I passed on with a brief salutation, he took the trouble to

run after me, and slapping me on the shoulder, added, in a beautiful

brogue: "Wait a minnit; I don't want to ax you for anything, but only to

tell you how glad I am to see yer honner's happy face agin. Good

mornin'!"

So through Ewell, Cheam, and Morden, up to Tooting; the throng

increasing at every mile. At Balham, finding no train for an hour, I

footed it again. I found preparations for endless Aunt Sally already

being made on Clapham Common. Soon after six, I jumped into a train on

the London, Chatham, and Dover, and came home "with the milk;" having

not only had a healthy night's exercise--for the weather had all along

been splendid--but having added to my experiences of London life one new

"wrinkle" at least: I had seen the life of St. Giles's kitchen and

Bethnal Green lodging-house à la campagne. What I had already seen under

the garish candlelight of the Seven Dials and Commercial Road I saw

gilded into picturesqueness by that glorious and never-to-be-forgotten

sunrise on Epsom Downs which ushered in the Derby Day.

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