CHAPTER IV.

WAIFS AND STRAYS.

Among the various qualifications for the festivities of Christmastide

and New Year, there is one which is, perhaps, not so generally

recognised as it might be. Some of us are welcomed to the bright

fireside or the groaning table on the score of our social and

conversational qualities. At many and many a cheery board, poverty is

the only stipulation that is made. I mean not now that the guests shall

occupy the unenviable position of "poor relations," but, in the

large-hearted charity that so widely prevails at that festive season,

the need of a dinner is being generally accepted as a title to that

staple requirement of existence. Neither of these, however, is the

distinction required in order to entitle those who bear it to the

hospitality of Mr. Edward Wright, better known under the abbreviated

title of "Ned," and without the prefatory "Mr." That one social quality,

without which a seat at Ned Wright's festive board cannot be compassed,

is Felony. A little rakish-looking green ticket was circulated a few

days previously among the members of Mr. Wright's former fraternity,

bidding them to a "Great Supper" in St. John's Chapel, Penrose Street

(late West Street), Walworth, got up under the auspices of the

South-East London Mission. The invitation ran as follows:--

"This ticket is only available for a male person who has

been convicted at least once for felony, and is not

transferable. We purpose providing a good supper of bread

and soup, after which an address will be given. At the close

of the meeting a parcel of provisions will be given to each

man. Supper will be provided in the lower part of the

chapel. Boys not admitted this time.--Your friend, for

Christ's sake,

"NED WRIGHT."

Why juvenile felons should be excluded "this time," and whether the fact

of having been convicted more than once would confer any additional

privileges, did not appear at first sight. So it was, however; adult

felonious Walworth was bidden to the supper, and to the supper it came.

Among the attractions held out to spectators of the proceedings was the

announcement that a magistrate was to take part in them--a fact that

possibly was not made generally known among the guests, in whose regard

it is very questionable whether the presence of the dreaded "beak" might

not have proved the reverse of a "draw." However, they came, possibly in

happy ignorance of the potentate who was awaiting them, and than whom

there is one only creation of civilized life considered by the London

cadger his more natural enemy, that is the policeman.

Six o'clock was the hour appointed for the repast, and there was no need

for the wanderer in Walworth Road to inquire which was Penrose Street.

Little groups of shambling fellows hulked about the corner waiting for

some one to lead the way to the unaccustomed chapel. Group after group,

however, melted away into the dingy building where Ned was ready to

welcome them. With him I found, not one magistrate, but two; one the

expected magnate from the country, the other a well-known occupant of

the London bench, with whom, I fancy, many of the guests could boast a

previous acquaintance of a character the reverse of desirable. Penrose

Street Chapel had been formerly occupied by the Unitarians, but was then

taken permanently by Ned Wright at a rental of between _60l._ and _70l._

per annum, and formed the third of his "centres," the others being under

a railway arch in the New Kent Road, and the Mission Hall, Deptford. As

row by row filled with squalid occupants, I could but scan from my

vantage-ground in the gallery the various physiognomies. I am bound to

say the typical gaol-bird was but feebly represented. The visitors

looked like hard-working men--a little pinched and hungry, perhaps, and

in many cases obviously dejected and ashamed of the qualification which

gave them their seat. One or two, mostly of the younger, came in with a

swagger and a rough joke; but Ned and his guests knew one another, and

he quickly removed the lively young gentleman to a quiet corner out of

harm's way. A fringe of spectators, mostly female, occupied the front

seat in the gallery when proceedings commenced, which they did with a

hymn, composed by Ned Wright himself. The ladies' voices proved very

useful in this respect; but most of the men took the printed copies of

the hymns, which were handed round, and looked as if they could read

them, not a few proving they could by singing full-voiced. After the

hymn, Wright announced that he had ordered eighty gallons of soup--some

facetious gentleman suggesting, "That's about a gallon apiece"--and he

hoped all would get enough. Probably about 100 guests had by this time

assembled, and each was provided with a white basin, which was filled by

Ned and his assistants, with soup from a washing jug. A paper bag

containing half a quartern loaf was also given to each, and the contents

rapidly disappeared. As the fragrant steam mounted provokingly from the

soup-basins up to the gallery, Mr. Wright took occasion to mention that

at the last supper Mr. Clark, of the New Cut, furnished the soup

gratuitously--a fact which he thought deserved to be placed on record.

In the intervals of the banquet, the host informed me that he had

already witnessed forty genuine "conversions" as the results of these

gatherings. He had, as usual, to contend with certain obtrusive

gentlemen who "assumed the virtue" of felony, "though they had it not,"

and were summarily dismissed with the assurance that he "didn't want no

tramps." One mysterious young man came in and sat down on a front row,

but did not remain two minutes before a thought seemed to strike him,

and he beat a hasty retreat. Whether he was possessed with the idea I

had to combat on a previous occasion of the same kind, that I was a

policeman, I cannot tell, but he never reappeared. I hope I was not the

innocent cause of his losing his supper. The only "felonious" trait I

observed was a furtive glance every now and then cast around, and

especially up to the gallery. Beyond this there really was little to

distinguish the gathering from a meeting of artisans a little bit "down

on their luck," or out on strike, or under some cloud of that sort.

As supper progressed, the number of spectators in the gallery increased;

and, with all due deference to Ned Wright's good intentions, it may be

open to question whether this presence of spectators in the gallery is

wise. It gives a sort of spurious dash and bravado to the calling of a

felon to be supping in public, and have ladies looking on, just like the

"swells" at a public dinner. I am sure some of the younger men felt

this, and swaggered through their supper accordingly. There certainly

was not a symptom of shame on the face of a single guest, or any

evidences of dejection, when once the pea-soup had done its work. Some

of the very lively gentlemen in the front row even devoted themselves to

making critical remarks on the occupants of the gallery. As a rule, and

considering the antecedents of the men, the assembly was an orderly one;

and would, I think, have been more so, but for the presence of the fair

sex in the upper regions, many of whom, it is but justice to say, were

enjoying the small talk of certain oily-haired young missionaries, and

quite unconscious of being the objects of admiring glances from below.

Supper took exactly an hour, and then came another hymn, Ned Wright

telling his guests that the tune was somewhat difficult, but that the

gallery would sing it for them first, and then they would be able to do

it for themselves. Decidedly, Mr. Wright is getting "æsthetic." This

hymn was, in fact, monopolized by the gallery, the men listening and

evidently occupied in digesting their supper. One would rather have

heard something in which they could join. However, it was a lively

march-tune, and they evidently liked it, and kept time to it with their

feet, after the custom of the gods on Boxing Night. At this point Ned

and five others mounted the little railed platform, Bible in hand, and

the host read what he termed "a portion out of the Good Old Book,"

choosing appropriately Luke xv., which tells of the joy among angels

over one sinner that repenteth, and the exquisite allegory of the

Prodigal Son, which Ned read with a good deal of genuine pathos. It

reminded him, he said, of old times. He himself was one of the first

prisoners at Wandsworth when "old Brixton" was shut up. He had "done"

three calendar months, and when he came out he saw an old grey-headed

man, with a bundle. "That," said Ned, "was my godly old father, and the

bundle was new clothes in place of my old rags."

The country magistrate then came forward, and drew an ironical contrast

between the "respectable" people in the gallery and the "thieves" down

below. "God says we have all 'robbed Him.' All are equal in God's sight.

But some of us are pardoned thieves." At this point the discourse became

theological, and fired over the heads of the people down below. They

listened much as they listen to a magisterial remark from the bench; but

it was not their own language, such as Ned speaks. It was the "beak,"

not the old "pal." It was not their vernacular. It did for the

gallery--interested the ladies and the missionaries vastly, but not the

thieves. It was wonderful that they bore it as well as they did. The

magisterial dignity evidently overawed them; but they soon got used to

it, and yawned or sat listlessly. Some leant their heads on the rail in

front and slept. The latest arrivals left earliest. They had come to

supper, not to sermon.

Another of Ned Wright's hymns was then sung--Mr. Wright's muse having

been apparently prolific in the past year, no less than six hymns on the

list being written by himself during those twelve months. It is much to

be hoped that these poetical and æsthetical proclivities will not deaden

his practical energies. This hymn was pitched distressingly high, and

above the powers of all but the "gallery" and a very few indeed of the

guests; but most of them put in a final "Glory, Hallelujah," at the end

of each stanza. Mr. Wright's tunes are bright and cheerful in the

extreme, without being vulgar or offensively secular.

The host himself then spoke a few words on the moral of the Sermon on

the Mount: "Seek ye first the kingdom of God and His righteousness." He

claimed many of those before him as old pals who had "drunk out of the

same pot and shuffled the same pack of cards," and contrasted his

present state with theirs. Then they listened, open-mouthed and

eager-eyed, though they had been sitting two full hours. He pictured the

life of Christ, and His love for poor men. "Christ died for you," he

said, "as well as for the 'big people.' Who is that on the cross beside

the Son of God?" he asked in an eloquent apostrophe. "It is a thief.

Come to Christ, and say, 'I've no character. I'm branded as a felon. I'm

hunted about the streets of London. He will accept you.'" He drew a

vivid picture of the number of friends he had when he rowed for Dogget's

Coat and Badge. He met with an accident midway; "and when I got to the

Swan at Chelsea," he said, "I had no friends left. I was a losing man.

Christ will never treat you like that. He has never let me want in the

nine years since I have been converted." After a prayer the assembly

broke up, only those being requested to remain who required advice. The

prayer was characteristic, being interspersed with groans from the

gallery; and then a paper bag, containing bread and cakes, was given to

each, Ned observing, "There, the devil don't give you that. He gives you

toke and skilly." Being desired to go quietly, one gentleman expressed a

hope that there was no policeman; another adding, "We don't want to get

lagged." Ned had to reassure them on my score once more, and then nearly

all disappeared--some ingenious guests managing to get two and three

bags by going out and coming in again, until some one in the gallery

meanly peached!

Only some half-dozen out of the hundred remained, and Ned Wright

kneeling at one of the benches prayed fervently, and entered into

conversation with them one by one. Two or three others dropped in, and

there was much praying and groaning, but evidently much sincerity. And

so with at least some new impressions for good, some cheering hopeful

words to take them on in the New Year, those few waifs and strays passed

out into the darkness, to retain, let it be hoped, some at least of the

better influences which were brought to bear upon them in that brighter

epoch in their darkened lives when Ned Wright's invitation gathered them

to the Thieves' Supper.

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