CHAPTER VI.

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The fight with the snakes, which now began, was not remarkable except for

the stories to which it gave rise. The reptiles were nearly all driven

from the country before it was over, although many of them took refuge

in the Swamp. But many tales of prowess were related of that war, which

made it famous in after times, and caused it to be the event from which

subsequent time was reckoned. Shoozoo claimed to have killed more snakes

and bigger snakes than any of the rest, and, as none could boast much of

their actual exploits, which were small compared with those claimed by

Shoozoo, they all took to lying, and thus started the habit of making

snake stories, which has come down to their descendants. These accounts

were so great that the next generation, which was the first to believe

them, ascribed marvelous powers to the heroes of this war, and so made

it the commencement of an epoch, as well as preserved the stories, with

additions, for their future theology.

“Why do you not,” asked Simlee, a young gorilla for whom Shoozoo had

formed an attachment, “bring home one of those big snakes of which you

kill so many, and proudly lay it at my feet?”

“Is it not enough,” retorted Shoozoo, “that I bring home the story of it?

The honor that comes from snakes is not in having them, but in killing

them.”

“But I want the proof of both your exploits and your love,” replied she;

“the other baboons bring something to their loved ones, and the girls

are all taunting me with your failures and your neglect. I am pining for

snakes.”

Shoozoo felt embarrassed, but, being always ready with a promise when he

lacked an achievement, said:

“I will bring you the great dragon of the swamp, the winged alligator

that rules these waters and darkens the sun when he flies.”

“I would rather have plain snakes,” she said; “I would entwine them in my

hair, and, like the girls of Jo and Kibboo, drape them as trophies about

my neck.”

“Never doubt my love,” he replied, “You shall be ensnaked; and my

conquests and your adornments will be the pride of all monkeydom.”

Simlee, thus reassured, ran laughing up a tree, while Shoozoo departed to

achieve, or invent, fame.

Arming himself with a club and a vivid imagination he went out, like Don

Quixote, for snakes and glory.

[Illustration: “SEE, BELOVED, HOW THE MIGHTY FALL AT THE WORD OF SIMLEE

AND THE STROKE OF SHOOZOO.”]

He had not gone far when he encountered an enormous snake, the first real

one he had found since the war, notwithstanding his stories, and one

which would, indeed, have delighted Simlee and given Shoozoo fame as its

slayer, had he brought it home. But, instead of Shoozoo making for the

snake, the snake made for Shoozoo. Back he turned excitedly, and there

was a long race between the snake and the monkey, the monkey keeping

ahead and gaining; and long after the snake ceased to follow Shoozoo

continued to run. At last, however, Shoozoo panting and almost out of

breath, climbed a tree, and looked about to take in the situation. And,

though he did not see the snake, he nevertheless would not come down,

but remained in the tree till night, when he sneaked home by a route

different from that by which he came.

On nearing the place where he had left Simlee in the morning, and

wondering what account he should give of his day’s adventure, he found

another huge snake lying in his path. He started back in fright; but,

assuring himself that it was dead, he approached with courage. “This,” he

said, “is my opportunity; it will both satisfy Simlee and astonish the

rest.” And so, shouldering the snake he bore it proudly back to Simlee,

and laid it at her feet with these words:

“See, beloved, how the mighty fall at the word of Simlee and the stroke

of Shoozoo!”

Simlee leaped from the tree with glee, and taking up the snake, called to

the other girls who were sitting among the branches or lying about the

mounds, to witness her good fortune.

“That’s the same snake,” replied one, “that was brought here two days ago

by Kibboo, and thrown away this morning because it had begun to smell.”

At this Simlee grew angry, and flew at the girl with open jaws, tearing

her hair and beating her face; and there would have been as hot a fight

between the women as between the men and the snakes, but for the return

of the warriors with their trophies, when the curiosity of the female

apes, which was greater than their anger, put an end to the quarrel, and

they all ran to possess themselves of the snakes for ornaments.

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