Thanksgiving Remarks

A great many people who are skeptical on other subjects swallow

Thanksgiving Day without questioning the validity of its title.

There are plenty of people in Houston who will sit at the table today,

with their mouths so full of turkey and dressing that they will be

utterly unable to answer the smallest question about the origin of

this National festival.

The United States is the only country in the world that has a day of

National thanksgiving in commemoration of one special event. Among the

earliest settlers in this country, with the exception of cocktails,

were the Pilgrim Fathers. They were a noble band of religious

enthusiasts, who sailed from England to America in a ship called the

_Mayflower_ after a celebrated brand of soap by the same name.

By good fortune and fast sailing they managed to reach America before

Thanksgiving Day. They landed at Plymouth Rock, where they were met by

Hon. F. R. Lubbock and welcomed with an address. It was a very cold,

and not a good day for speeches, either.

This heroic little band of refugees were called Puritans in England,

which is French for abolitionists. As they stood upon the bleak

inhospitable shore, shivering in the biting blast, Captain Miles

Standish, who had the stoutest heart and also the most jovial temper

in the party, said: "Say, you fellows, can't you stop chattering your

teeth and shaking your knees? There don't any of you look like you

wanted to pass resolutions against burning anything just at present.

You're a jolly-looking lot of guys."

Among the distinguished members of this band were William Bradford,

Edward Winslow, John Alden, John Carver and Marc. Anthony, a nephew of

Susan B.

According to the habits of true Americans, they had not been on land

half an hour till they went into caucus to elect a governor.

John Carver carried around the hat and collected the ballots, and

consequently was elected.

"Now," said Governor Carver, "I hereby announce my proclamation that

next Thursday shall be Thanksgiving Day."

"What for?" asked Captain Standish.

"Oh, it's the proper thing," said the governor. "You'll find it in all

the school books and histories."

Governor Carver then appointed a committee with Captain Standish as

chairman to explore the country around.

Captain Standish set forth at the head of his devoted followers

through the deep snow, while the others went to work erecting what

rough shelter they could out of logs and pine boughs. Presently

Captain Standish and his band returned, making tracks in the snow

about ten feet apart and closely pursued by a large, brick-red,

passionate Indian, who was remarking, "Waugh-hoo-hoo-hoo!" at every

jump. Governor Carver advanced to meet the untutored child of the

forest, and said to him in simple words:

"How! Me heap white chief. Gottee big guns. You killee my soldiers, me

heap shoot. Sabe?"

"I am charmed to meet you, governor," said the Indian. "My name is

Massasoit. I also am a great chief. My wigwam is down there" (pointing

with graceful gesture to the southwest)--"I have just come back from

slaying the tribe of the Goo-Goos. You may not have heard, governor,

that the cat came back."

Governor Carver grasped the hand of Massasoit, and said: "Welcome,

thrice welcome to our newly discovered continent, sir. Colonel

Winthrop, give Mr. Massasoit your hand."

"I'll keep mine, and deal him another if it's all the same to you,"

said Colonel Winthrop.

Massasoit took his place at the side of the blanket that was spread on

the snow, and the pasteboards were shuffled.

Two hours later the Pilgrim Fathers had won from the Indian chief 200

buffalo robes, 100 pelts of the silver fox, 50 tanned deer hides, 300

otter skins, and 150 hides of the beaver, panther and mink.

This was the original skin game.

Later on in the game, Governor Carver called a bet of $27 worth of

wampum made by Massasoit, with his daughter Priscilla, and lost on

eights and treys.

Longfellow, in his beautiful poem, describes what followed:

Then from her father's tent,

Tripping with gentle feet,

Priscilla, the Puritan

Maiden, stepped. All that she

Knew was obedience;

Ready to sacrifice

All for her father's word,

Priscilla, the dutiful,

Gentle and meek as the

Dove. As the violet

Modest and drooping-eyed,

Up from his poker game

Gazed Massasoit,

Chief of the Tammanies,

Brave as a lion. Up

Gazed Massasoit.

Then, as a roebuck springs,

Swift as an arrow, or

Leapes Couchee-Couchee, the

Panther, or Buzzy the

Rattlesnake springs from his

Coils in the sumac bush,

So Massasoit got a

Move on his chieftainlets;

Got to his Trilby's and

Fled to the wildness.

Rushing through snowdrifts, and

Breaking down saplings, till

Far in the distance he

Looked back and saw that she

Followed not far behind;

Priscilla the sprinter was

Not very far behind;

Cutting a swath through the

Snow with her number fives;

Right on his trail was she;

Right on his track with a

New-woman look on her;

Longing and hungry look,

Look of a new-born hope,

Hope for a man that might

Be her own tootsicums.

Then Massasoit, the

Chief of the Tammanies,

Gave a loud yell that woke

Wise-Kuss the owl, and woke

Kat-a-Waugh-Kew-is, the

Ring-streaked coon, and woke

Snakes in the forest.

Then Massasoit was

Gone like an arrow that

Speeds from the hunter; he

Only touched ground on the

High elevations; he

Fled from the land of the

Pilgrims and Puritans,

Fled from Priscilla the

Puritan maiden;

Fled from Priscilla who

Wanted to tickle him

Under the chin and call

Him her sweet toodleums.

Thus Massasoit, the

Indian warrior,

Laid down four aces and

Took to the wilderness,

Bluffed by a maiden.

Laid down a jack-pot, and

Lost his percentage.

Lost it to treys and eights,

And to the forty years

Lived by Priscilla;

Priscilla, the maiden.

(_Houston Daily Post_, Thursday morning, November 28, 1895.)

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