How She Got in the Swim

There was no happier couple in all Houston than George W. St. Bibbs

and his wife before the shadow of the tempter crossed their path. It

is remarkable how the tempter always comes up so his shadow will fall

across one's path, isn't it? It seems as if a tempter who knew his

business would either approach on the other side or select a cloudy

day for crossing people's paths. But, we digress.

The St. Bibbses lived in a cosy and elegantly furnished cottage, and

had everything that could be procured on credit. They had two charming

little girls named Dolly and Polly.

George St. Bibbs loved fashionable society and his wife was domestic

in her ways, so she had made him move to Houston, so that he would not

have a chance to gratify his tastes. However, George still went to

functions, and things of that kind, and left his wife at home.

One night there was to be a very high-toned blowout by society people,

gotten up by the Business League and the Daughters of the Survivors of

the Confederate Reunion.

After George had left, his wife looked into her little hand mirror and

said to herself:

"I'll bet a dollar there isn't a lady at that ball that stacks up half

as well as I do when I fix up."

Then an idea struck her.

She rang for her maid and told her to bring a cup of hot tea, and then

she dressed in a magnificent evening dress, left the maid to look

after Dolly and Polly and got on the street car and went to the ball.

George was at the ball enjoying himself very much. All the tony people

were there, and music's voluptuous swell rose like everything, and

soft eyes looked love to eyes that spake again, and all that sort of

thing.

Among the guests was the Vicomte Carolus de Villiers, a distinguished

French nobleman, who had been forced to leave Paris on account of some

political intrigue, and who now worked on a large strawberry farm near

Alvin.

The viscount stood near a portiere picking his teeth, when he saw Mrs.

St. Bibbs enter.

He was at her side in a moment, and had written his name opposite hers

for every dance.

George looked over and saw them, and gasped in surprise: "Jerusalem,

that's Molly!"

He leaned against a velvet cul-de-sac near the doorway and watched

them. Mrs. St. Bibbs was the belle of the evening. Everybody crowded

about her, and the viscount leaned over her and talked in his most

engaging manner, fanning her with an old newspaper, as she smiled

brightly upon him, a brilliant stream of wit, persiflage and repartee

falling from her lips.

"_Mon dieu!_" said the viscount to himself, as his ardent gaze rested

upon her, "I wish I knew who she is."

At supper Mrs. St. Bibbs was the life of the gang. She engaged in a

witty discussion with the brightest intellects around the table,

completely overwhelming the boss joshers of the town. She conversed

readily with gents from the wards, speaking their own dialect, and

even answered without hesitation a question put to her by a man who

had a sister attending the State University.

George could scarcely believe that this fascinating, brilliant woman

of the world was the quiet little wife he had left at home that

evening.

When the ball was over and the musicians had been stood off, George

went up to his wife, feeling ashamed and repentant.

"Molly," he said, "forgive me. I didn't know how beautiful and gay you

could be in swell society. The next time our Longfellow Literary

Coterie gives a fish fry at the Hook and Ladder Company Hall I'll take

you along."

Mrs. St. Bibbs took her husband's arm with a sweet smile.

"All right, George," she said, "I just wanted you to see that this

town can't put up no society shindigs that are too high up for me to

tackle. I once spent two weeks in Galveston, and I generally catch on

to what's proper as quick as anybody."

At present there are no two society people in town more sought after

and admired than George St. Bibbs and his accomplished wife.

(_Houston Daily Post_, Monday morning, May 18, 1896.)

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