Led Astray

There was no happier family in all Houston than the O'Malleys. Mr.

O'Malley held a responsible position in one of our large breweries,

and was a thrifty citizen and an indulgent husband and father. His son

Pat was part owner of a flourishing little grocery, and also played

the E-flat horn in the band that discourses sweet music Sunday

afternoons in a building on one of our quietest unpaved avenues.

The light and hope of the family was the youngest daughter, Kathleen,

an ebon-haired girl of 19, with Madonna-like features, and eyes as

black as the wings of the crow. They lived in a little rose-embowered

cottage near the corner where the street car turns.

Kathleen was engaged to be married to Fergus O'Hollihan, a stalwart

and handsome young man, who came to see her every night, with

exquisitely washed hands and face, and wet hair, brushed down low upon

a forehead that did not exactly retreat, but seemed to rather fall

back for reinforcements. On Sunday nights Kathleen and Fergus would

wander arm in arm over to the Gesundheit Bier Garten, and while the

string band in the pavilion played the dear old Fatherland melodies

they would sit at a little round table in some dark corner and click

glasses in the most friendly and lover-like manner. The marriage was

to come off in June, and Kathleen, after the custom of her people, had

already prepared her bridal trousseau and housekeeping effects. In her

wardrobe were great piles of beautifully embroidered things in fine

linen and damask; heaps of table cloths, napkins and towels, and in

the big drawers of her bureau were piles of dainty, lace-trimmed

garments that Kathleen, being a modest Irish maiden and not a New York

millionairess, kept shyly hidden from view, instead of having their

description printed in the _Post_. Kathleen had made these garments

herself, working with loving care and patience, and they were intended

as a guarantee of good faith, and not for publication. The girls in

the neighborhood all envied Kathleen her good luck, for Fergus was a

fine-looking young man, and his business was prospering. He could

drink more whiskey, tell funnier jokes and sing "The Wearin' of the

Green" so you could hear it farther on a still night than could any

other young man of their acquaintance.

So, dark-haired Kathleen was happy, bending over her work with rosy

cheeks and smiling lips, while, alas! already the serpent was at work

that was to enter her Eden.

* * * * *

One day Kathleen was sitting at her window, half hidden by the

climbing honeysuckle vines, when she saw Fergus pass down the street

with another man, a low-browed, treacherous-looking person, with

shifty eyes and a snakelike manner.

It was with a deep foreboding and a strange sinking of the heart that

she recognized Fergus' companion as a notorious member of the Young

Men's Christian Association of Houston. From that moment Kathleen's

peace of mind fled. When Fergus came to see her that night he seemed

abstracted and different. His hand trembled when he took the glass of

rye she handed him, and when he sang for her

"Let the huntsman graze his hounds As the farmer does his

grounds,"

that sad and melancholy old song that Irishmen always sing when they

feel particularly jolly, his voice sounded plaintive and full of

pathos.

Kathleen was far too wise to chide him. She tried to be gay and

cheerful, though the change in Fergus made her heart very sad. Again

the next day, and once more the following day but one, did she see him

with the low-browed tempter that had wrought the change.

Day by day Fergus grew morose and pale. His once jolly and laughing

face grew stern and thoughtful. He rarely spoke to anyone, and once

when Mr. O'Malley handed him a big schooner from a keg fresh from the

brewery, he heaved such a deep and mournful sigh that the foam flew

half across the room.

"Kathleen," said her papa one day, "what's the matter wid that

long-legged omadhaun Fergus? He looks like he was walking over his own

grave."

"Oh, papa," said Kathleen, bursting into tears, "I do not know, he

seems to be full of bayou water."

Let us follow Fergus and the sinister stranger, and see what spell is

upon our hero.

* * * * *

William K. Meeks was a member of the notorious Young Men's Christian

Association. His parents were honest and reputable citizens of

Houston, and they had tried to inculcate in him the best principles,

and train him to be a good and useful citizen. When about 18 years of

age he met a man on the street one night who persuaded him to visit

the rooms of the association.

After taking a bath and joining in the singing of a hymn, he was led

into a game of checkers by some smooth talking young man, and finally

threw all reserve to the winds and without a thought of his mother or

his home, sank back into an arm chair and began to read the editorials

in a religious newspaper.

After that his progress in the same direction was easy. He cultivated

side whiskers and white ties and fell so swiftly into the alluring

ways of his companions that no ice cream and strawberry sociable or

Evening of Song in the hall of the association was complete without

Mr. Meeks. He became what is known as a "capper" for the hall, and

many poor wandering young fellows strolling aimlessly about the

streets of Houston have good cause to remember the sly, suave,

plausible voice of the low-browed William Meeks, as he addressed them

in insinuating tones, and invited them to the gorgeously lighted rooms

of the Young Men's Christian Association.

William Meeks had for a long time had his eye upon Fergus O'Hollihan.

The innocent straightforwardness of the young Irishman seemed to mark

him as an easy prey.

One day he entered Fergus' store, made some trifling purchase, and

then invited him to the hall.

"All right," said Fergus, "I'll walk up with you, as trade is a little

dull. Hadn't we better take along a bottle of whiskey to help pass

away the time?"

"No," said William, with a sly smile. "There is no need. We have

plenty to drink up there."

They passed down the street together, and then it was that Kathleen

saw them, and the cloud began to gather over her happy young life.

William led Fergus to the door of the steps leading up to the hall,

gave a sharp glance around to see whether they were observed, and they

ascended the stairs.

"What do you fellows do up there?" asked Fergus, gazing around the

hall in wonder.

"We read and sing and pray," said William. "Now, come over here, Mr.

O'Hollihan, I have something to show you."

William went to a large water cooler in the corner, drew a brimming

glass of ice water, and with a cold and cruel smile curling his lips,

handed it to Fergus.

Ah, little Kathleen, in thy rose-twined cottage, thy dark eyes have

many a tear in waiting. Could love be omnipresent, that sparkling

glass of water would be dashed to the floor ere it touched thy lover's

lips!

Fergus took the glass and gazed with wonder at its transparent

contents; then seized with some sudden impulse he drained the glass of

water to the last drop. As he drank, William Meeks, with a diabolical

look of triumph on his face, rubbed his clammy hands together and

exulted.

"What is this stuff?" asked Fergus; "this cold, refreshing liquid that

with such exquisite freshness thrills through my heated frame? What

nectar is this, tasteless, colorless and sweet as the morning air that

quenches thirst, and does not excite the senses? Speak, Mr. Meeks, is

it to be found elsewhere?"

"It is water," said William, softly, "and it can be had in plenty."

"I have often sailed on the bayou," said Fergus, "and have washed my

hands at the hydrant at home, but I have never before seen any water."

Fergus drank glass after glass from the cooler, and finally suffered

William to lead him, reluctant, from the hall.

They parted at the door, and as Fergus went down the street like one

in some happy dream, saying softly to himself at intervals: "Water!"

"Water!" William Meeks looked after him with a smile of devilish

satisfaction upon his dark face.

* * * * *

That evening after he closed the store Fergus started home and

suddenly felt an imperious thirst come upon him. He was already a

slave to this wonderful new liquid that refreshed him so.

He entered a little corner saloon, where he had been in the habit of

stopping to get a drink. The bartender seized a mug and reached for

the bottle under the counter.

"Hold on," said Fergus; "don't be so fast. Give me a glass of water,

please."

"You owe me ein dollar und five cents," he said. "Blease, Mr.

Hollihan, bay me now pefore you go py yourself too much grazy to him

remember, und I pe mooch obliged."

Fergus then threw the money upon the counter and staggered out of the

saloon.

He did not go to see Kathleen that night--he was feeling too badly. He

was wandering about in an agony of thirst, when he saw a piece of ice

as large as a coconut fall from an ice wagon. He seized it in both

hands, and hiding himself behind a pile of lumber sucked the ice

greedily, with bloodshot eyes and trembling hands.

After that he kept a jug of water in the store behind some barrels

under the counter, and when no one was looking he would stoop down,

and holding up the jug, let the cursed stuff that was driving the

light from Kathleen's dark eyes trickle down his burning throat.

* * * * *

It was Kathleen's wedding night. The parlor of the little cottage was

brilliantly lit, and roses and evergreens were draped upon the walls.

Cape jessamines filled the house with their delicious perfume and

wreaths of white lilies were hung upon picture frames and the backs of

chairs. The ceremony was to take place at 9 p.m., and by 7 o'clock

the guests had begun to assemble, for the smell of the good things

Mrs. O'Malley was cooking pervaded the whole neighborhood.

In the parlor, standing on a trestle decorated with violets and

evergreens, stood a keg of whiskey as cold as ice, and on the center

table were several beautifully decorated imported glasses, with quite

a wedding-like polish upon their shining sides.

Kathleen's heart grew lighter as the hour approached. "When Fergus is

mine," she said to herself, "I will be so loving and sweet to him that

this strange melancholy will leave him. If it doesn't, I will pull his

hair out."

The minutes crept by, and at half past eight, Kathleen, blushing and

timid-eyed, and looking like the Lorelei that charmed men's souls from

their bodies on the purple heights of the Rhine, took her stand by the

keg, and shyly drew for her father's guests glass after glass of the

ruby liquid, scarcely less red than the glow upon her own fair cheek.

At a quarter to nine Fergus had not come, and all hands began to grow

anxious.

At ten minutes to nine, Mr. O'Malley brought in his shotgun and

carefully loaded it. Kathleen burst into tears.

Where was Fergus O'Hollihan?

* * * * *

In the garish halls of the Young Men's Christian Association were

gathered a group of gay young men.

Little do the majority of our citizens know what scenes go on in

places of this kind. Our police well know that these resorts exist,

but such is our system of city government that rarely do the guardians

of peace set foot in establishments of the kind. Two or three young

men were playing checkers, feverishly crowning the kings of their

opponents, and watching the board with that hollow-eyed absorption and

compressed lips so often noted in men of that class. Another played

upon the guitar, while in a corner harsh ribald laughter broke from

the lips of a man who was reading the Austin _Statesman_.

At a little table at one side of the room sat Fergus O'Hollihan and

William Meeks. Before them, on a waiter, were two large glasses of ice

water. William Meeks was speaking in a low, treacherous voice, and

Fergus was listening with an abandoned and reckless look upon his

face.

"Sobriety," said William, insinuatingly, as his snaky eyes were fixed

upon the open and ingenious countenance of Fergus, "sobriety is one of

our cardinal virtues. Why should a man debase himself, destroy his

brain, deaden his conscience and forge chains that eventually will

clog his best efforts and ruin his fondest hopes? Let us be men and

live temperate and cleanly lives. Believe me, Mr. O'Hollihan, it is

the better plan."

Fergus' unsteady hand went out to the glass of water and he tossed it

down his throat. "More," he gasped, gazing with feverish eyes. A

member of the association in passing by stopped and laid his hand on

William's shoulder.

"Old man," he said in a whisper, "the boys know you've struck a soft

thing, but don't carry it too far. We don't want to have to bore

another artesian well."

William shot a glance of displeasure at the young man, and he went

away.

Just then a quartette began to sing "Come, Thou Fount," and Fergus,

forgetting all his associations and best impulses, joined in with his

strong tenor, and William Meeks' face wore a look of fiendish

gloating.

At this moment Kathleen was weeping in her mother's arms. Mr. O'Malley

was just ramming down the wad on the buckshot in his gun, and the

beautiful wedding supper was growing cold upon the banquet table.

Suddenly in the street before the hall a brass band began to play an

air that was Kathleen's favorite. It brought Fergus to his senses. He

sprang to his feet and overturned the table and William Meeks. William

sprang to his feet, rushed to the cooler and drawing a glass of water

thrust it into Fergus' hands. Fergus hurled the glass to the floor and

made a dash for the door. The secretary of the association met him

there with the water hose and turned it full in his face. Fergus shut

his mouth tightly, put the secretary to sleep with one on the point of

his chin, and dashed down the stairs into the street.

* * * * *

As the clock struck nine, Mr. O'Malley placed two caps on his gun and

one upon his head and started to find his son-in-law elect. The door

burst open and Fergus rushed in. Kathleen ran to meet him with open

arms, but he waved her sternly aside.

"I have first," he said, "a duty to perform." He knelt before the

whiskey keg, closed his mouth over the faucet and turned on the

handle.

Sing, happy birds, in the green trees, but your songs make not half

the melody that ripples in the glad heart of little Kathleen.

When Fergus arose from the keg, he was the same old Fergus once more.

He gathered his bride to his heart, and Mr. O'Malley fired both

barrels of his gun into the ceiling with joy. Fergus was rescued.

(_Houston Daily Post_, Sunday morning, April 19, 1896.)

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