"CHURCH OUTING.--All arrangements for the outing were made by the Hon.
Sec., and we are grateful to him for a very happy day. A walk to ----
Church, cricket, tea and a game of bounders formed the programme."--
_Parish Magazine._
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"PRONUNCIATIONS IN THIS PAPER.
Bona fides ... Boner-fy-dees.
Grasse ... Grar."--_The Children's Newspaper._
The idear!
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[Illustration: _Enlightened Yokel_ (_explaining the picture in a hoarse
whisper_). "THE BLEW BE THE ZEE, JEM, AN' THE YALLER BE THE CORN, SURE
NUFF. AN' THE BIT O' BROWN IN THE CORNER--BUST ME, THAT MUST BE TH' OL'
GEYSER 'ERSELF!"]
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