XXVI

As this story has shown, _Youth_, if adults will only admit that it has

any brains at all, will stand out, today, in a most promising light.

Philosophically, Youth is Wisdom in formation, and with many thoughts

startling to adult minds; and, industrially, this vast World's coming

stability is now, _today_, in its hands; growing slowly, as a blossom

grows from its bud. If you will furnish him with a thorough schooling,

you can plank down your dollar that Youth, _starting out_ from this

miraculous day, will not lag nor shirk on that coming day in which

old joints, rusty and crackling, must slow down; and, calling for an

oil can, you will find that Youth _only_, is that lubrication which

can run Tomorrow's World. But Youth must not go thinking that all its

plans will turn out all right; and young Marian Hopkins found this out.

Marian, you know, took part in our airport initiation. But Marian,

only a kid at that day, has grown up--or half-way up, anyway, and just

graduating from Grammar School; upon which big day a child "knows" as

much as any famous savant of antiquity! But, as this story runs in

skips and jumps, strict chronological continuity is not a possibility.

So, Marian is now half grown-up. Now that big airport, as you also

know, was just back of Marian's back yard; and as that yard was much

too big for anything that Marian's Dad could do with it, it was put

up for disposal. But nobody would go to look at it; to say nothing

of buying it. But Old Bill Simpkins, past antagonist of Gadsby's

Organization of Youth, did go out to look at it; but said, with his

customary growl:--

"Too many aircraft always roaring and zooming. Too far out of town. And

you ask too much for it, anyway."

But Marian thought that Branton Hills, as a municipality, should

own it; figuring that that airport would grow, and that yard was

practically a part of it, anyway. So Marian, going to His Honor, as

about anybody in town did, without an instant's dallying, "told him,"

(!) what his Council should do.

"But," said Gadsby, "what a City Council should do, and what it _will_

do, don't always match up."

"Can't I go and talk to it?"

"_What!_ To our Council? No; that is, not as a body. But if you can

run across a Councilman out of City Hall you can say what you wish. A

Councilman is just an ordinary man, you know."

But a Councilman out of City Hall was a hard man to find; and a child

couldn't go to a man's mansion to "talk him around." But, by grand luck

in a month or so, Marian did find, and _win_, all but Simpkins.

On Council night, Simpkins took up a good,--or I should say, bad--half

hour against Branton Hills "buying any old dump or scrap land that

is put up. What was this city coming to?" and so on, and so on. And

Marian's back yard wasn't bought. Now Youth is all right if you rub its

fur in a way which suits it; but, man!! hold on to your hat, if you

don't!! And Marian's fur was all lumpy. _Boy! was that kid MAD!!_

Now, just by luck, March thirty-first, coming along as days do, you

know, found Marian in front of a toy shop window, in which, way down

front, was a box of cigars, with a card saying: "This Brand Will Start

His Blood Tingling." And Marian, as boys say, was "on" in an instant;

and bought a cigar. Not a box, not a bunch, but just _a_ cigar. Coming

out Marian saw His Honor and Simpkins passing; Simpkins saying:--

"All right. I'll drop around, tonight." And was Marian happy? Wait a

bit.

That night as Gadsby and Simpkins sat talking in His Honor's parlor,

who would, "just by luck," (??) walk in, but Marian; saying, oh, _so_

shyly:--

"Just thought I'd drop in to chat with Nancy," and, on passing a couch,

slyly laid that cigar on it. Now Simpkins, in addition to his famous

grouch, was a parsimonious old crab; who, though drawing good pay

as Councilman, couldn't pass up anything that cost nothing; and, in

gazing around, saw that cigar; and, with a big apologizing yawn, and

slinking onto that couch as a cat slinks up on a bird, and, oh, _so_

nonchalantly lighting a match, was soon puffing away and raving about

Branton Hills politics. Out in a back parlor sat Marian and Nancy on a

big divan, hugging tightly up, arm in arm, and almost suffocating from

holding back youthful anticipations, as Simpkins said:--

"... and that Hopkins back yard stunt! Ridiculous! Why, his kid was

out, trying to find all of our Council to talk it into buying. Bah! And

_did_ I block it? I'll say I did! You don't find kids today laughing at

Councilman Simpkins."

An actual _spasm_ of giggling in that back parlor had Gadsby looking

around, inquiringly.

"No, sir!" Simpkins said. "No kid can fool Coun----"

_BANG!!_

Gadsby, jumping up saw only a frazzly cigar stump in Old Bill's mouth,

as that palpitating individual was vigorously brushing off falling

sparks as His Honor's rugs got a rain of tobacco scraps! Gadsby was

"on" in an instant, noticing Marian and Nancy rolling and tumbling

around on that big divan, and doubling up in a giggling fit, _way_ out

of control. Finally Simpkins angrily got up, viciously jamming on his

tall silk hat; and Marian, fighting that giggling fit, just _had_ to

call out:--

"_April Fool_, Councilman Simpkins!!"

(And Mayor Gadsby, on a following Council night, got Marian's land bill

through; many a Councilman holding his hand in front of his grinning

mouth, in voting for bright, vitalic Youth.)

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