Now just you listen to what happened next. You’d have though

TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES

Obvious errors and omissions in punctuation have been fixed.

The book was published in 1893.

MY FRIEND

THE MURDERER

_AND OTHER MYSTERIES AND

ADVENTURES_

BY

A. CONAN DOYLE

AUTHOR OF

“THE WHITE COMPANY,” “THE FIRM OF GIRDLESTONE,” ETC., ETC.

NEW YORK

INTERNATIONAL BOOK COMPANY

310-318 SIXTH AVENUE

BY

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CONTENTS.

PAGE

MY FRIEND THE MURDERER, 7

THE GULLY OF BLUEMANSDYKE, 31

THE PARSON OF JACKMAN’S GULCH, 60

THE SILVER HATCHET, 79

THE MAN FROM ARCHANGEL, 99

THAT LITTLE SQUARE BOX, 129

A NIGHT AMONG THE NIHILISTS, 155

BONES, THE APRIL FOOL OF HARVEY’S SLUICE, 171

SELECTING A GHOST, 209

THE MYSTERY OF SASASSA VALLEY, 232

THE AMERICAN’S TALE, 248

OUR DERBY SWEEPSTAKES, 258

MY FRIEND THE MURDERER.

“Number 43 is no better, Doctor,” said the head-warder, in a slightly

reproachful accent, looking in round the corner of my door.

“Confound 43!” I responded from behind the pages of the _Australian

Sketcher_.

“And 61 says his tubes are paining him. Couldn’t you do anything for

him?”

“He’s a walking drug-shop,” said I. “He has the whole British

pharmacopœia inside him. I believe his tubes are as sound as yours are.”

“Then there’s 7 and 108, they are chronic,” continued the warder,

glancing down a blue slip of paper. “And 28 knocked off work

yesterday--said lifting things gave him a stitch in the side. I want

you to have a look at him, if you don’t mind, Doctor. There’s 31,

too--him that killed John Adamson in the Corinthian brig--he’s been

carrying on awful in the night, shrieking and yelling, he has, and no

stopping him either.”

“All right, I’ll have a look at him afterward,” I said, tossing my

paper carelessly aside, and pouring myself out a cup of coffee.

“Nothing else to report, I suppose, warder?”

The official protruded his head a little further into the room. “Beg

pardon, Doctor,” he said, in a confidential tone, “but I notice as 82

has a bit of a cold, and it would be a good excuse for you to visit him

and have a chat, maybe.”

The cup of coffee was arrested half-way to my lips as I stared in

amazement at the man’s serious face.

“An excuse?” I said. “An excuse? What the deuce are you talking about,

McPherson? You see me trudging about all day at my practice, when I’m

not looking after the prisoners, and coming back every night as tired

as a dog, and you talk about finding an excuse for doing more work.”

“You’d like it, Doctor,” said Warder McPherson, insinuating one of his

shoulders into the room. “That man’s story’s worth listening to if you

could get him to tell it, though he’s not what you’d call free in his

speech. Maybe you don’t know who 82 is?”

“No, I don’t, and I don’t care either,” I answered, in the conviction

that some local ruffian was about to be foisted upon me as a celebrity.

“He’s Maloney,” said the warder, “him that turned Queen’s evidence

after the murders at Bluemansdyke.”

“You don’t say so?” I ejaculated, laying down my cup in astonishment.

I had heard of this ghastly series of murders, and read an account of

them in a London magazine long before setting foot in the colony. I

remembered that the atrocities committed had thrown the Burke and Hare

crimes completely into the shade, and that one of the most villainous

of the gang had saved his own skin by betraying his companions. “Are

you sure?” I asked.

“Oh, yes, it’s him right enough. Just you draw him out a bit, and

he’ll astonish you. He’s a man to know, is Maloney; that’s to say, in

moderation;” and the head grinned, bobbed, and disappeared, leaving me

to finish my breakfast and ruminate over what I had heard.

The surgeonship of an Australian prison is not an enviable position.

It may be endurable in Melbourne or Sydney, but the little town of

Perth has few attractions to recommend it, and those few had been

long exhausted. The climate was detestable, and the society far from

congenial. Sheep and cattle were the staple support of the community;

and their prices, breeding, and diseases the principal topic of

conversation. Now as I, being an outsider, possessed neither the

one nor the other, and was utterly callous to the new “dip” and the

“rot” and other kindred topics, I found myself in a state of mental

isolation, and was ready to hail anything which might relieve the

monotony of my existence. Maloney, the murderer, had at least some

distinctiveness and individuality in his character, and might act as

a tonic to a mind sick of the commonplaces of existence. I determined

that I should follow the warder’s advice, and take the excuse for

making his acquaintance. When, therefore, I went upon my usual

matutinal round, I turned the lock of the door which bore the convict’s

number upon it, and walked into the cell.

The man was lying in a heap upon his rough bed as I entered, but,

uncoiling his long limbs, he started up and stared at me with an

insolent look of defiance on his face which augured badly for our

interview. He had a pale, set face, with sandy hair and a steely-blue

eye, with something feline in its expression. His frame was tall and

muscular, though there was a curious bend in his shoulders, which

almost amounted to a deformity. An ordinary observer meeting him in

the street might have put him down as a well-developed man, fairly

handsome, and of studious habits--even in the hideous uniform of the

rottenest convict establishment he imparted a certain refinement to

his carriage which marked him out among the inferior ruffians around

him.

“I’m not on the sick-list,” he said, gruffly. There was something in

the hard, rasping voice which dispelled all softer illusions, and made

me realize that I was face to face with the man of the Lena Valley and

Bluemansdyke, the bloodiest bushranger that ever stuck up a farm or cut

the throats of its occupants.

“I know you’re not,” I answered. “Warder McPherson told me you had a

cold, though, and I thought I’d look in and see you.”

“Blast Warder McPherson, and blast you, too!” yelled the convict, in

a paroxysm of rage. “Oh, that’s right,” he added, in a quieter voice;

“hurry away; report me to the governor, do! Get me another six months

or so--that’s your game.”

“I’m not going to report you,” I said.

“Eight square feet of ground,” he went on, disregarding my protest, and

evidently working himself into a fury again. “Eight square feet, and I

can’t have that without being talked to and stared at, and--oh, blast

the whole crew of you!” and he raised his two clenched hands above his

head and shook them in passionate invective.

“You’ve got a curious idea of hospitality,” I remarked, determined not

to lose my temper, and saying almost the first thing that came to my

tongue.

To my surprise the words had an extraordinary effect upon him. He

seemed completely staggered at my assuming the proposition for which

he had been so fiercely contending--namely, that the room in which we

stood was his own.

“I beg your pardon,” he said; “I didn’t mean to be rude. Won’t you

take a seat?” and he motioned toward a rough trestle, which formed the

headpiece of his couch.

I sat down, rather astonished at the sudden change. I don’t know that

I liked Maloney better under his new aspect. The murderer had, it is

true, disappeared for the nonce, but there was something in the smooth

tones and obsequious manner which powerfully suggested the witness of

the Queen, who had stood up and sworn away the lives of his companions

in crime.

“How’s your chest?” I asked, putting on my professional air.

“Come, drop it, Doctor, drop it!” he answered, showing a row of white

teeth as he resumed his seat upon the side of the bed. “It wasn’t

anxiety after my precious health that brought you along here; that

story won’t wash at all. You came to have a look at Wolf Tone Maloney,

forger, murderer, Sydney-slider, ranger, and Government peach. That’s

about my figure, ain’t it? There it is, plain and straight; there’s

nothing mean about me.”

He paused as if he expected me to say something; but as I remained

silent, he repeated once or twice, “There’s nothing mean about me.”

“And why shouldn’t I?” he suddenly yelled, his eyes gleaming and his

whole satanic nature reasserting itself. “We were bound to swing, one

and all, and they were none the worse if I saved myself by turning

against them. Every man for himself, say I, and the devil take the

luckiest. You haven’t a plug of tobacco, Doctor, have you?”

He tore at the piece of “Barrett’s” which I handed him, as ravenously

as a wild beast. It seemed to have the effect of soothing his nerves,

for he settled himself down in the bed and reassumed his former

deprecating manner.

“You wouldn’t like it yourself, you know, Doctor,” he said; “it’s

enough to make any man a little queer in his temper. I’m in for six

months this time for assault, and very sorry I shall be to go out

again, I can tell you. My mind’s at ease in here; but when I’m outside,

what with the Government and what with Tattooed Tom of Hawkesbury,

there’s no chance of a quiet life.”

“Who is he?” I asked.

“He’s the brother of John Grimthorpe, the same that was condemned on my

evidence; and an infernal scamp he was, too! Spawn of the devil, both

of them! This tattooed one is a murderous ruffian, and he swore to have

my blood after that trial. It’s seven year ago, and he’s following me

yet; I know he is, though he lies low and keeps dark. He came up to me

in Ballarat in ’75; you can see on the back of my hand here where the

bullet clipped me. He tried again in ’76, at Port Philip, but I got the

drop on him and wounded him badly. He knifed me in ’79, though, in a

bar at Adelaide, and that made our account about level. He’s loafing

round again now, and he’ll let daylight into me--unless--unless by some

extraordinary chance someone does as much for him.” And Maloney gave a

very ugly smile.

“I don’t complain of _him_ so much,” he continued. “Looking at it in

his way, no doubt it is a sort of family matter that can hardly be

neglected. It’s the Government that fetches me. When I think of what

I’ve done for this country, and then of what this country has done for

me, it makes me fairly wild--clean drives me off my head. There’s no

gratitude nor common decency left, Doctor!”

He brooded over his wrongs for a few minutes, and then proceeded to lay

them before me in detail.

“Here’s nine men,” he said; “they’ve been murdering and killing for

a matter of three years, and maybe a life a week wouldn’t more than

average the work that they’ve done. The Government catches them and

the Government tries them, but they can’t convict; and why?--because

the witnesses have all had their throats cut, and the whole job’s been

very neatly done. What happens then? Up comes a citizen called Wolf

Tone Maloney; he says ‘The country needs me, and here I am.’ And with

that he gives his evidence, convicts the lot, and enables the beaks to

hang them. That’s what I did. There’s nothing mean about me! And now

what does the country do in return? Dogs me, sir, spies on me, watches

me night and day, turns against the very man that worked so very hard

for it. There’s something mean about that, anyway. I didn’t expect them

to knight me, nor to make me Colonial Secretary; but, damn it! I did

expect that they would let me alone!”

“Well,” I remonstrated, “if you choose to break laws and assault

people, you can’t expect it to be looked over on account of former

services.”

“I don’t refer to my present imprisonment, sir,” said Maloney, with

dignity. “It’s the life I’ve been leading since that cursed trial that

takes the soul out of me. Just you sit there on that trestle, and I’ll

tell you all about it; and then look me in the face and tell me that

I’ve been treated fair by the police.”

I shall endeavor to transcribe the experiences of the convict in his

own words, as far as I can remember them, preserving his curious

perversions of right and wrong. I can answer for the truth of his

facts, whatever may be said for his deductions from them. Months

afterward, Inspector H. W. Hann, formerly governor of the jail at

Dunedin, showed me entries in his ledger which corroborated every

statement. Maloney reeled the story off in a dull, monotonous voice,

with his head sunk upon his breast and his hands between his knees.

The glitter of his serpent-like eyes was the only sign of the emotions

which were stirred up by the recollection of the events which he

narrated.

* * * * *

You’ve read of Bluemansdyke (he began, with some pride in his tone).

We made it hot while it lasted; but they ran us to earth at last, and

a trap called Braxton, with a damned Yankee, took the lot of us. That

was in New Zealand, of course, and they took us down to Dunedin, and

there they were convicted and hanged. One and all they put up their

hands in the dock, and cursed me till your blood would have run cold

to hear them--which was scurvy treatment, seeing that we had all been

pals together; but they were a blackguard lot, and thought only of

themselves. I think it is as well that they were hung.

They took me back to Dunedin jail, and clapped me into the old cell.

The only difference they made was, that I had no work to do and was

well fed. I stood this for a week or two, until one day the governor

was making his round, and I put the matter to him.

“How’s this?” I said. “My conditions were a free pardon, and you’re

keeping me here against the law.”

He gave a sort of a smile. “Should you like very much to go out?” he

asked.

“So much,” said I, “that unless you open that door I’ll have an action

against you for illegal detention.”

He seemed a bit astonished by my resolution.

“You’re very anxious to meet your death,” he said.

“What d’ye mean?” I asked.

“Come here, and you’ll know what I mean,” he answered. And he led me

down the passage to a window that overlooked the door of the prison.

“Look at that!” said he.

I looked out, and there were a dozen or so rough-looking fellows

standing outside in the street, some of them smoking, some playing

cards on the pavement. When they saw me they gave a yell and crowded

round the door, shaking their fists and hooting.

“They wait for you, watch and watch about,” said the governor. “They’re

the executive of the vigilance committee. However, since you are

determined to go, I can’t stop you.”

“D’ye call this a civilized land,” I cried, “and let a man be murdered

in cold blood in open daylight?”

When I said this the governor and the warder and every fool in the

place grinned, as if a man’s life was a rare good joke.

“You’ve got the law on your side,” says the governor; “so we won’t

detain you any longer. Show him out, warder.”

He’d have done it, too, the black-hearted villain, if I hadn’t begged

and prayed and offered to pay for my board and lodging, which is

more than any prisoner ever did before me. He let me stay on those

conditions; and for three months I was caged up there with every

larrikin in the township clamoring at the other side of the wall. That

was pretty treatment for a man that had served his country!

At last, one morning up came the governor again.

“Well, Maloney,” he said, “how long are you going to honor us with your

society?”

I could have put a knife into his cursed body, and would, too, if we

had been alone in the bush; but I had to smile, and smooth him and

flatter, for I feared that he might have me sent out.

“You’re an infernal rascal,” he said; those were his very words, to

a man that had helped him all he knew how. “I don’t want any rough

justice here, though; and I think I see my way to getting you out of

Dunedin.”

“I’ll never forget you, governor,” said I; and, by God! I never will.

“I don’t want your thanks nor your gratitude,” he answered; “it’s not

for your sake that I do it, but simply to keep order in the town.

There’s a steamer starts from the West Quay to Melbourne to-morrow, and

we’ll get you aboard it. She is advertised at five in the morning, so

have yourself in readiness.”

I packed up the few things I had, and was smuggled out by a back door

just before daybreak. I hurried down, took my ticket under the name

of Isaac Smith, and got safely aboard the Melbourne boat. I remember

hearing her screw grinding into the water as the warps were cast

loose, and looking back at the lights of Dunedin as I leaned upon the

bulwarks, with the pleasant thought that I was leaving them behind me

forever. It seemed to me that a new world was before me, and that all

my troubles had been cast off. I went down below and had some coffee,

and came up again feeling better than I had done since the morning

that I woke to find that cursed Irishman that took me, standing over me

with a six-shooter.

Day had dawned by that time, and we were steaming along by the coast,

well out of sight of Dunedin. I loafed about for a couple of hours, and

when the sun got well up some of the other passengers came on deck and

joined me. One of them, a little perky sort of fellow, took a good long

look at me, and then came over and began talking.

“Mining, I suppose?” says he.

“Yes,” I says.

“Made your pile?” he asks.

“Pretty fair,” says I.

“I was at it myself,” he says; “I worked at the Nelson fields for three

months, and spent all I made in buying a salted claim which busted up

the second day. I went at it again, though, and struck it rich; but

when the gold wagon was going down to the settlements, it was stuck up

by those cursed rangers, and not a red cent left.”

“That was a bad job,” I says.

“Broke me--ruined me clean. Never mind, I’ve seen them all hanged for

it; that makes it easier to bear. There’s only one left--the villain

that gave the evidence. I’d die happy if I could come across him. There

are two things I have to do if I meet him.”

“What’s that?” says I, carelessly.

“I’ve got to ask him where the money lies--they never had time to make

away with it, and it’s _cachéd_ somewhere in the mountains--and then

I’ve got to stretch his neck for him, and send his soul down to join

the men that he betrayed.”

It seemed to me that I knew something about that _caché_, and I felt

like laughing; but he was watching me, and it struck me that he had a

nasty, vindictive kind of mind.

“I’m going up on the bridge,” I said, for he was not a man whose

acquaintance I cared much about making.

He wouldn’t hear of my leaving him, though. “We’re both miners,” he

says, “and we’re pals for the voyage. Come down to the bar. I’m not too

poor to shout.”

I couldn’t refuse him well, and we went down together; and that was the

beginning of the trouble. What harm was I doing anyone on the ship?

All I asked for was a quiet life, leaving others alone and getting

left alone myself. No man could ask fairer than that. And now just you

listen to what came of it.

We were passing the front of the ladies’ cabins, on our way to

the saloon, when out comes a servant lass--a freckled currency

she-devil--with a baby in her arms. We were brushing past her, when she

gave a scream like a railway whistle, and nearly dropped the kid. My

nerves gave a sort of a jump when I heard that scream, but I turned and

begged her pardon, letting on that I thought I might have trod on her

foot. I knew the game was up, though, when I saw her white face, and

her leaning against the door and pointing.

“It’s him!” she cried; “it’s him! I saw him in the court-house. Oh,

don’t let him hurt the baby!”

“Who is it?” asked the steward and half-a-dozen others in a breath.

“It’s him--Maloney--Maloney, the murderer--oh, take him away--take him

away!”

I don’t rightly remember what happened just at that moment. The

furniture and me seemed to get kind of mixed, and there was cursing,

and smashing, and someone shouting for his gold, and a general stamp

round. When I got steadied a bit, I found somebody’s hand in my mouth.

From what I gathered afterward, I conclude that it belonged to that

same little man with the vicious way of talking. He got some of it out

again, but that was because the others were choking me. A poor chap can

get no fair play in this world when once he is down--still I think he

will remember me till the day of his death--longer, I hope.

They dragged me out on to the poop and held a damned court-martial--on

_me_, mind you; _me_, that had thrown over my pals in order to serve

them. What were they to do with me? Some said this, some said that; but

it ended by the captain deciding to send me ashore. The ship stopped,

they lowered a boat, and I was hoisted in, the whole gang of them

hooting at me from over the bulwarks. I saw the man I spoke of tying up

his hand though, and I felt that things might be worse.

I changed my opinion before we got to the land. I had reckoned on the

shore being deserted, and that I might make my way inland; but the

ship had stopped too near the Heads, and a dozen beach-combers and

such like had come down to the water’s edge and were staring at us,

wondering what the boat was after. When we got to the edge of the surf

the coxswain hailed them, and after singing out who I was, he and his

men threw me into the water. You may well look surprised--neck and crop

into ten feet of water, with shark as thick as green parrots in the

bush, and I heard them laughing as I floundered to the shore.

I soon saw it was a worse job than ever. As I came scrambling out

through the weeds, I was collared by a big chap with a velveteen coat,

and half a dozen others got round me and held me fast. Most of them

looked simple fellows enough, and I was not afraid of them; but there

was one in a cabbage-tree hat that had a very nasty expression on his

face, and the big man seemed to be chummy with him.

They dragged me up the beach, and then they let go their hold of me and

stood round in a circle.

“Well, mate,” says the man with the hat, “we’ve been looking out for

you some time in these parts.”

“And very good of you, too,” I answers.

“None of your jaw,” says he. “Come, boys, what shall it be--hanging,

drowning, or shooting? Look sharp!”

This looked a bit too like business. “No, you don’t!” I said. “I’ve got

Government protection, and it’ll be murder.”

“That’s what they call it,” answered the one in the velveteen coat, as

cheery as a piping crow.

“And you’re going to murder me for being a ranger?”

“Ranger be damned!” said the man. “We’re going to hang you for peaching

against your pals; and that’s an end of the palaver.”

They slung a rope round my neck and dragged me up to the edge of the

bush. There were some big she-oaks and blue-gums, and they pitched on

one of these for the wicked deed. They ran the rope over a branch, tied

my hands, and told me to say my prayers. It seemed as if it was all up;

but Providence interfered to save me. It sounds nice enough sitting

here and telling about it, sir; but it was sick work to stand with

nothing but the beach in front of you, and the long white line of surf,

with the steamer in the distance, and a set of bloody-minded villains

round you thirsting for your life.

I never thought I’d owe anything good to the police; but they saved me

that time. A troop of them were riding from Hawkes Point Station to

Dunedin, and hearing that something was up, they came down through the

bush and interrupted the proceedings. I’ve heard some bands in my time,

Doctor, but I never heard music like the jingle of those traps’ spurs

and harness as they galloped out on to the open. They tried to hang me

even then, but the police were too quick for them; and the man with the

hat got one over the head with the flat of a sword. I was clapped on to

a horse, and before evening I found myself in my old quarters in the

city jail.

The governor wasn’t to be done, though. He was determined to get rid of

me, and I was equally anxious to see the last of him. He waited a week

or so until the excitement had begun to die away, and then he smuggled

me aboard a three-masted schooner bound to Sydney with tallow and hides.

We got fair away to sea without a hitch, and things began to look a bit

more rosy. I made sure that I had seen the last of the prison, anyway.

The crew had a sort of an idea who I was, and if there’d been any rough

weather, they’d have hove me overboard, like enough; for they were a

rough, ignorant lot, and had a notion that I brought bad luck to the

ship. We had a good passage, however, and I was landed safe and sound

upon Sydney Quay.

Now just you listen to what happened next. You’d have thought they

would have been sick of ill-using me and following me by this

time--wouldn’t you, now? Well, just you listen. It seems that a cursed

steamer started from Dunedin to Sydney on the very day we left, and

got in before us, bringing news that I was coming. Blessed if they

hadn’t called a meeting--a regular mass meeting--at the docks to

discuss about it, and I marched right into it when I landed. They

didn’t take long about arresting me, and I listened to all the speeches

and resolutions. If I’d been a prince there couldn’t have been more

excitement. The end of all was that they agreed that it wasn’t right

that New Zealand should be allowed to foist her criminals upon her

neighbors, and that I was to be sent back again by the next boat. So

they posted me off again as if I was a damned parcel; and after another

eight hundred-mile journey I found myself back for the third time

moving in the place that I started from.

By this time I had begun to think that I was going to spend the rest

of my existence travelling about from one port to another. Every man’s

hand seemed turned against me, and there was no peace or quiet in any

direction. I was about sick of it by the time I had come back; and if I

could have taken to the bush I’d have done it, and chanced it with my

old pals. They were too quick for me, though, and kept me under lock

and key; but I managed, in spite of them, to negotiate that _caché_ I

told you of, and sewed the gold up in my belt. I spent another month in

jail, and then they slipped me aboard a bark that was bound for England.

This time the crew never knew who I was, but the captain had a pretty

good idea, though he didn’t let on to me that he had any suspicions.

I guessed from the first that the man was a villain. We had a fair

passage, except a gale or two off the Cape; and I began to feel like

a free man when I saw the blue loom of the old country, and the saucy

little pilot-boat from Falmouth dancing toward us over the waves. We

ran down the Channel, and before we reached Gravesend I had agreed with

the pilot that he should take me ashore with him when he left. It was

at this time that the captain showed me that I was right in thinking

him a meddling, disagreeable man. I got my things packed, such as they

were, and left him talking earnestly to the pilot, while I went below

for my breakfast. When I came up again we were fairly into the mouth of

the river, and the boat in which I was to have gone ashore had left us.

The skipper said the pilot had forgotten me; but that was too thin, and

I began to fear that all my old troubles were going to commence once

more.

It was not long before my suspicions were confirmed. A boat darted

out from the side of the river, and a tall cove with a long black

beard came aboard. I heard him ask the mate whether they didn’t need

a mud-pilot to take them up the reaches, but it seemed to me that he

was a man who would know a deal more about handcuffs than he did about

steering, so I kept away from him. He came across the deck, however,

and made some remark to me, taking a good look at me the while. I

don’t like inquisitive people at any time, but an inquisitive stranger

with glue about the roots of his beard is the worst of all to stand,

especially under the circumstances. I began to feel that it was time

for me to go.

I soon got a chance, and made good use of it. A big collier came

athwart the bows of our steamer, and we had to slacken down to dead

slow. There was a barge astern, and I slipped down by a rope and was

into the barge before anyone had missed me. Of course I had to leave my

luggage behind me, but I had the belt with the nuggets round my waist,

and the chance of shaking the police off my track was worth more than

a couple of boxes. It was clear to me now that the pilot had been a

traitor, as well as the captain, and had set the detectives after me. I

often wish I could drop across those two men again.

I hung about the barge all day as she drifted down the stream. There

was one man in her, but she was a big, ugly craft, and his hands were

too full for much looking about. Toward evening, when it got a bit

dusky, I struck out for the shore, and found myself in a sort of marsh

place, a good many miles to the east of London. I was soaking wet and

half dead with hunger, but I trudged into the town, got a new rig-out

at a slop-shop, and after having some supper, engaged a bed at the

quietest lodgings I could find.

I woke pretty early--a habit you pick up in the bush--and lucky for me

that I did so. The very first thing I saw when I took a look through

a chink in the shutter was one of these infernal policemen, standing

right opposite and staring up at the windows. He hadn’t epaulettes nor

a sword, like our traps, but for all that there was a sort of family

likeness, and the same busybody expression. Whether they’d followed me

all the time, or whether the woman that let me the bed didn’t like the

looks of me, is more than I have ever been able to find out. He came

across as I was watching him, and noted down the address of the house

in a book. I was afraid that he was going to ring at the bell, but I

suppose his orders were simply to keep an eye on me, for after another

good look at the windows he moved on down the street.

I saw that my only chance was to act at once. I threw on my clothes,

opened the window softly, and, after making sure that there was nobody

about, dropped out on to the ground and made off as hard as I could

run. I travelled a matter of two or three miles, when my wind gave out;

and as I saw a big building with people going in and out, I went in

too, and found that it was a railway station. A train was just going

off for Dover to meet the French boat, so I took a ticket and jumped

into a third-class carriage.

There were a couple of other chaps in the carriage, innocent-looking

young beggars, both of them. They began speaking about this and that,

while I sat quiet in the corner and listened. Then they started on

England and foreign countries, and such like. Look ye now, Doctor, this

is a fact. One of them begins jawing about the justice of England’s

laws. “It’s all fair and above-board,” says he; “there ain’t any secret

police, nor spying, like they have abroad,” and a lot more of the same

sort of wash. Rather rough on me, wasn’t it, listening to the damned

young fool, with the police following me about like my shadow?

I got to Paris right enough, and there I changed some of my gold, and

for a few days I imagined I’d shaken them off, and began to think of

settling down for a bit of rest. I needed it by that time, for I was

looking more like a ghost than a man. You’ve never had the police after

you, I suppose? Well, you needn’t look offended, I didn’t mean any

harm. If ever you had you’d know that it wastes a man away like a sheep

with the rot.

I went to the opera one night and took a box, for I was very flush.

I was coming out between the acts when I met a fellow lounging along

in the passage. The light fell on his face, and I saw that it was the

mud-pilot that had boarded us in the Thames. His beard was gone, but I

recognized the man at a glance, for I’ve a good memory for faces.

I tell you, Doctor, I felt desperate for a moment. I could have knifed

him if we had been alone, but he knew me well enough never to give me

the chance. It was more than I could stand any longer, so I went right

up to him and drew him aside, where we’d be free from all the loungers

and theatre-goers.

“How long are you going to keep it up?” I asked him.

He seemed a bit flustered for a moment, but then he saw there was no

use beating about the bush, so he answered straight:

“Until you go back to Australia,” he said.

“Don’t you know,” I said, “that I have served the Government and got a

free pardon?”

He grinned all over his ugly face when I said this.

“We know all about you, Maloney,” he answered. “If you want a quiet

life, just you go back where you came from. If you stay here, you’re a

marked man; and when you are found tripping it’ll be a lifer for you,

at the least. Free trade’s a fine thing, but the market’s too full of

men like you for us to need to import any!”

It seemed to me that there was something in what he said, though he

had a nasty way of putting it. For some days back I’d been feeling a

sort of homesick. The ways of the people weren’t my ways. They stared

at me at the street; and if I dropped into a bar, they’d stop talking

and edge away a bit, as if I was a wild beast. I’d sooner have had a

pint of old Stringybark, too, than a bucketful of their rotgut liquors.

There was too much damned propriety. What was the use of having money

if you couldn’t dress as you liked, nor bust it properly? There was no

sympathy for a man if he shot about a little when he was half-over.

I’ve seen a man dropped at Nelson many a time with less row than

they’d make over a broken window-pane. The thing was slow, and I was

sick of it.

“You want me to go back?” I said.

“I’ve my orders to stick fast to you until you do,” he answered.

“Well,” I said, “I don’t care if I do. All I bargain is that you keep

your mouth shut and don’t let on who I am, so that I may have a fair

start when I get there.”

He agreed to this, and we went over to Southampton the very next

day, where he saw me safely off once more. I took a passage round to

Adelaide, where no one was likely to know me; and there I settled,

right under the nose of the police. I’ve been there ever since, leading

a quiet life, but for little difficulties like the one I’m in for now,

and for that devil, Tattooed Tom of Hawkesbury. I don’t know what made

me tell you all this, Doctor, unless it is that being kind of lonely

makes a man inclined to jaw when he gets a chance. Just you take

warning from me, though. Never put yourself out to serve your country;

for your country will do precious little for you. Just you let them

look after their own affairs; and if they find a difficulty in hanging

a set of scoundrels, never mind chipping in, but let them alone to do

as best they can. Maybe they’ll remember how they treated me after I’m

dead, and be sorry for neglecting me. I was rude to you when you came

in, and swore a trifle promiscuous; but don’t you mind me, it’s only

my way. You’ll allow, though, that I have cause to be a bit touchy now

and again when I think of all that’s passed. You’re not going, are you?

Well, if you must, you must; but I hope you will look me up at odd

times when you are going your round. Oh. I say, you’ve left the balance

of that cake of tobacco behind you, haven’t you? No: it’s in your

pocket--that’s all right. Thank ye, Doctor, you’re a good sort, and as

quick at a hint as any man I’ve met.

* * * * *

A couple of months after narrating his experiences, Wolf Tone Maloney

finished his term, and was released. For a long time I neither saw

him nor heard of him, and he had almost slipped from my memory, until

I was reminded, in a somewhat tragic manner, of his existence. I had

been attending a patient some distance off in the country, and was

riding back, guiding my tired horse among the bowlders which strewed

the pathway, and endeavoring to see my way through the gathering

darkness, when I came suddenly upon a little wayside inn. As I walked

my horse up toward the door, intending to make sure of my bearings

before proceeding further, I heard the sound of a violent altercation

within the little bar. There seemed to be a chorus of expostulation or

remonstrance, above which two powerful voices rang out loud and angry.

As I listened, there was a momentary hush, two pistol shots sounded

almost simultaneously, and with a crash the door burst open and a pair

of dark figures staggered out into the moonlight. They struggled for a

moment in a deadly wrestle, and then went down together among the loose

stones. I had sprung off my horse, and, with the help of half a dozen

rough fellows from the bar, dragged them away from one another.

A glance was sufficient to convince me that one of them was dying

fast. He was a thick-set, burly fellow, with a determined cast of

countenance. The blood was welling from a deep stab in his throat, and

it was evident that an important artery had been divided. I turned

away from him in despair, and walked over to where his antagonist was

lying. He was shot through the lungs, but managed to raise himself up

on his hand as I approached, and peered anxiously up into my face. To

my surprise I saw before me the haggard features and flaxen hair of my

prison acquaintance, Maloney.

“Ah, Doctor!” he said, recognizing me. “How is he? Will he die?”

He asked the question so earnestly that I imagined he had softened at

the last moment, and feared to leave the world with another homicide

upon his conscience. Truth, however, compelled me to shake my head

mournfully, and to intimate that the wound would prove a mortal one.

Maloney gave a wild cry of triumph, which brought the blood welling

out from between his lips. “Here, boys,” he gasped to the little group

around him. “There’s money in my inside pocket. Damn the expense!

Drinks round. There’s nothing mean about me. I’d drink with you, but

I’m going. Give the Doc. my share, for he’s as good----” Here his

head fell back with a thud, his eye glazed, and the soul of Wolf Tone

Maloney, forger, convict, ranger, murderer, and Government peach,

drifted away into the Great Unknown.

* * * * *

I cannot conclude without borrowing the account of the fatal quarrel

which appeared in the columns of the _West Australian Sentinel_. The

curious will find it in the issue of October 4, 1881:

“FATAL AFFRAY.--W. T. Maloney, a well-known citizen of New Montrose,

and proprietor of the Yellow Boy gambling saloon, has met with his

death under rather painful circumstances. Mr. Maloney was a man who

had led a checkered existence, and whose past history is replete with

interest. Some of our readers may recall the Lena Valley murders, in

which he figured as the principal criminal. It is conjectured that

during the seven months that he owned a bar in that region, from twenty

to thirty travellers were hocussed and made away with. He succeeded,

however, in evading the vigilance of the officers of the law, and

allied himself with the bushrangers of Bluemansdyke, whose heroic

capture and subsequent execution are matters of history. Maloney

extricated himself from the fate which awaited him by turning Queen’s

evidence. He afterward visited Europe, but returned to West Australia,

where he has long played a prominent part in local matters. On Friday

evening he encountered an old enemy, Thomas Grimthorpe, commonly

known as Tattooed Tom, of Hawkesbury. Shots were exchanged, and both

were badly wounded, only surviving a few minutes. Mr. Maloney had the

reputation of being not only the most wholesale murderer that ever

lived, but also of having a finish and attention to detail in matters

of evidence which has been unapproached by any European criminal. _Sic

transit gloria mundi!_”

THE GULLY OF BLUEMANSDYKE.

A TRUE COLONIAL STORY.

Broadhurst’s store was closed, but the little back room looked very

comfortable that night. The fire cast a ruddy glow on ceiling and

walls, reflecting itself cheerily on the polished flasks and shot-guns

which adorned them. Yet a gloom rested on the two men who sat at either

side of the hearth, which neither the fire nor the black bottle upon

the table could alleviate.

“Twelve o’clock,” said old Tom, the storeman, glancing up at the wooden

timepiece which had come out with him in ’42. “It’s a queer thing,

George, they haven’t come.”

“It’s a dirty night,” said his companion, reaching out his arm for a

plug of tobacco. “The Wawirra’s in flood, maybe; or maybe their horses

is broke down; or they’ve put it off, perhaps. Great Lord, how it

thunders! Pass us over a coal, Tom.”

He spoke in a tone which was meant to appear easy, but with a painful

thrill in it which was not lost upon his mate. He glanced uneasily at

him from under his grizzled eyebrows.

“You think it’s all right, George?” he said, after a pause.

“Think what’s all right?”

“Why, that the lads are safe.”

“Safe! Of course they’re safe. What the devil is to harm them?”

“Oh, nothing; nothing, to be sure,” said old Tom. “You see, George,

since the old woman died, Maurice has been all to me; and it makes me

kinder anxious. It’s a week since they started from the mine, and you’d

ha’ thought they’d be here now. But it’s nothing unusual, I s’pose;

nothing at all. Just my darned folly.”

“What’s to harm them?” repeated George Hutton again, arguing to

convince himself rather than his comrade. “It’s a straight road from

the diggin’s to Rathurst, and then through the hills past Bluemansdyke,

and over the Wawirra by the ford and so down to Trafalgar by the bush

track. There’s nothin’ deadly in all that, is there? My son Allan’s as

dear to me as Maurice can be to you, mate,” he continued; “but they

know the ford well, and there’s no other bad place. They’ll be here

to-morrow night, certain.”

“Please God they may!” said Broadhurst; and the two men lapsed into

silence for some time, moodily staring into the glow of the fire and

pulling at their short clays.

It was indeed, as Hutton had said, a dirty night. The wind was howling

down through the gorges of the western mountains, and whirling and

eddying among the streets of Trafalgar; whistling through the chinks in

the rough wood cabins, and tearing away the frail shingles which formed

the roofs. The streets were deserted, save for one or two stragglers

from the drinking shanties, who wrapped their cloaks around them and

staggered home through the wind and rain toward their own cabins.

The silence was broken by Broadhurst, who was evidently still ill at

ease.

“Say, George,” he said, “what’s become of Josiah Mapleton?”

“Went to the diggin’s.”

“Ay; but he sent word he was coming back.”

“But he never came.”

“An’ what’s become of Jos Humphrey?” he resumed, after a pause.

“He went diggin’, too.”

“Well, did he come back?”

“Drop it, Broadhurst; drop it, I say,” said Hutton, springing to his

feet and pacing up and down the narrow room. “You’re trying to make a

coward of me! You know the men must have gone up country prospectin’

or farmin’, maybe. What is it to us where they went? You don’t think I

have a register of every man in the colony, as Inspector Burton has of

the lags.”

“Sit down, George, and listen,” said old Tom. “There’s something queer

about that road; something I don’t understand, and don’t like. Maybe

you remember how Maloney, the one-eyed scoundrel, made his money in

the early mining days. He’d a half-way drinking shanty on the main

road up on a kind of bluff, where the Lena comes down from the hills.

You’ve heard, George, how they found a sort of wooden slide from his

little back room down to the river; an’ how it came out that man after

man had had his drink doctored, and been shot down that into eternity,

like a bale of goods. No one will ever know how many were done away

with there. _They_ were all supposed to be farmin’ and prospectin’, and

the like, till their bodies were picked out of the rapids. It’s no use

mincing matters, George; we’ll have the troopers along to the diggin’s

if those lads don’t turn up by to-morrow night.”

“As you like, Tom,” said Hutton.

“By the way, talking of Maloney--it’s a strange thing,” said

Broadhurst, “that Jack Haldane swears he saw a man as like Maloney,

with ten years added to him, as could be. It was in the bush on Monday

morning. Chance, I suppose; but you’d hardly think there could be two

pair of shoulders in the world carrying such villainous mugs on the top

of them.”

“Jack Haldane’s a fool,” growled Hutton, throwing open the door and

peering anxiously out into the darkness, while the wind played with his

long grizzled beard, and sent a train of glowing sparks from his pipe

down the street.

“A terrible night!” he said, as he turned back toward the fire.

Yes, a wild, tempestuous night; a night for birds of darkness and for

beasts of prey. A strange night for seven men to lie out in the gully

at Bluemansdyke, with revolvers in their hands, and the devil in their

hearts.

* * * * *

The sun was rising after the storm. A thick, heavy steam reeked up from

the saturated ground and hung like a pall over the flourishing little

town of Trafalgar. A bluish mist lay in wreaths over the wide tract of

bushland around, out of which the western mountains loomed like great

islands in a sea of vapor.

Something was wrong in the town. The most casual glance would have

detected that. There was a shouting and a hurrying of feet. Doors

were slammed and rude windows thrown open. A trooper of police came

clattering down with his carbine unslung. It was past the time for Joe

Buchan’s saw-mill to commence work, but the great wheel was motionless,

for the hands had not appeared.

There was a surging, pushing crowd in the main street before old Tom

Broadhurst’s house, and a mighty clattering of tongues. “What was

it?” demanded the new-comers, panting and breathless. “Broadhurst has

shot his mate.” “He has cut his own throat.” “He has struck gold in

the clay floor of his kitchen.” “No; it was his son Maurice who had

come home rich.” “Who had not come back at all.” “Whose horse had come

back without him.” At last the truth had come out; and there was the

old sorrel horse in question whinnying and rubbing his neck against

the familiar door of the stable, as if entreating entrance; while two

haggard, gray-haired men held him by either bridle and gazed blankly at

his reeking sides.

“God help me,” said old Tom Broadhurst; “it is as I feared!”

“Cheer up, mate,” said Hutton, drawing his rough straw hat down over

his brow. “There’s hope yet.”

A sympathetic and encouraging murmur ran through the crowd.

“Horse ran away, likely.”

“Or been stolen.”

“Or he’s swum the Wawirra an’ been washed off,” suggested one Job’s

comforter.

“He ain’t got no marks of bruising,” said another, more hopeful.

“Rider fallen off drunk, maybe,” said a bluff old sheep-farmer.

“I kin remember,” he continued, “coming into town ’bout this hour

myself, with my head in my holster, an’ thinking I was a six-chambered

revolver--mighty drunk I was.”

“Maurice had a good seat; he’d never be washed off.”

“Not he.”

“The horse has a weal on its off fore-quarter,” remarked another, more

observant than the rest.

“A blow from a whip, maybe.”

“It would be a darned hard one.”

“Where’s Chicago Bill?” said someone; “he’ll know.”

Thus invoked, a strange, gaunt figure stepped out in front of the

crowd. He was an extremely tall and powerful man, with the red shirt

and high boots of a miner. The shirt was thrown open, showing the

sinewy throat and massive chest. His face was seamed and scarred with

many a conflict, both with Nature and his brother man; yet beneath his

ruffianly exterior there lay something of the quiet dignity of the

gentleman. This man was a veteran gold-hunter; a real old Californian

’forty-niner, who had left the fields in disgust when private

enterprise began to dwindle before the formation of huge incorporated

companies with their ponderous machinery. But the red clay with the

little shining points had become to him as the very breath of his

nostrils, and he had come half way round the world to seek it once

again.

“Here’s Chicago Bill,” he said; “what is it?”

Bill was naturally regarded as an oracle, in virtue of his prowess and

varied experience. Every eye was turned on him as Braxton, the young

Irish trooper of constabulary, said, “What do you make of the horse,

Bill?”

The Yankee was in no hurry to commit himself. He surveyed the animal

for some time with his shrewd little gray eye. He bent and examined

the girths; then he felt the mane carefully. He stooped once more and

examined the hoofs and then the quarters. His eye rested on the blue

weal already mentioned. This seemed to put him on a scent, for he gave

a long, low whistle, and proceeded at once to examine the hair on

either side of the saddle. He saw something conclusive apparently,

for, with a sidelong glance under his shaggy eyebrows at the two old

men beside him, he turned and fell back among the crowd.

“Well, what d’ye think?” cried a dozen voices.

“A job for you,” said Bill, looking up at the young Irish trooper.

“Why, what is it? What’s become of young Broadhurst?”

“He’s done what better men has done afore. He has sunk a shaft for gold

and panned out a coffin.”

“Speak out, man! what have you seen?” cried a husky voice.

“I’ve seen the graze of a bushranger’s bullet on the horse’s quarter,

an’ I’ve seen a drop of the rider’s blood on the edge of the saddle--

Here, hold the old man up, boys; don’t let him drop. Give him a swig of

brandy an’ lead him inside. Say,” he continued, in a whisper, gripping

the trooper by the wrist, “mind, I’m in it. You an’ I play this hand

together. I’m dead on sich varmin. We’ll do as they do in Nevada,

strike while the iron is hot. Get any men you can together. I s’pose

you’re game to come yourself?”

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