This is not really such a bad place for Iloilo, which means that it

compares unfavourably in comfort, cleanliness, and sanitation with a

second-class Commercial in a small town in Spain. However, I have a very

nice big cool room, opening on to a broad balcony, where little trees

and plants stand in tubs, and that is very agreeable to the eye, as we

are right in the town and not near any gardens. There are four doors in

this room, and six windows, so that the room is capable of the necessary

draught without which it is impossible to sleep. So far so good, but the

Filipino bed has to be reckoned with—in this case, a vast four-poster,

with a very handsome piece of carving at each end. That at the head is

particularly beautiful, a very free and graceful design of leaves, and

corn, and fruit, which I wish I could take home with me. We took the

precaution of bringing our own _petates_ and pillows when we left our

house, as well as our own towels, and are continually thankful that we

did so!

It is the chief hotel of Iloilo, as I said before, and therefore

frequented by all the Prominent Citizens and their families, to say

nothing of the military, as many of the officers board here. I think they

must be such good-natured people not to make any fuss about the dirty

linen and unwashed plates, or the cold and greasy food. I am afraid we

are not so amiable, for we began at once to have it understood that, as

we were paying the prices of a first-class hotel in London or Paris, we

expected comfort and some cleanliness, and C—— said very definitely to

our waiter that he would knock him down if he attempted again to hand

things on the wrong side. This cleared the air a good deal, and when they

found we insisted on having things nice, they did their best for us, and

really they have made us so comfortable that we are quite patient about

the _Kai-Fong_.

We cleared out of our own house on Friday (this is Monday), and spent all

the following day making over the furniture to the various people who

came, like Joseph’s brethren, bearing money in their hands. We were so

sorry to see the rooms dismantled, for we loved that house, and had lived

in it in such comfort, and so well cared for by our good servants. When

C—— paid the latter off, he gave to each an extra present of money, which

pleased them enormously; and the cook, really quite sad, said over and

over again that he wished we would take him with us to England, and asked

to be allowed to shake hands with us, which great honour we permitted.

Sotero we have brought here to wait on us, as we would not allow Filipino

hotel servants into our rooms, of course; but Domingo has been paid

off, though he refuses to consider himself dismissed, and I believe he

is sleeping in the empty house and standing guard over our big cases,

though no one is likely to run away with them, as they take about five

coolies each to move. I begin to realise here what our openness to the

Monsoons meant, for I have just had to clear out of my bedroom, where I

was writing, and come into the public _sala_ (which is really a furnished

corridor), because the wind shifted a little, so that it no longer blew

into the bedroom. By this I mean that when the wind was off me, I burst

into perspiration, my face dripping on to the paper, my hands as if I

had dipped them in water, my clothes soaking, and my head beginning to

ache and throb. Oh, I can’t find words to express how thankful I am to be

going away from this horrible, everlasting heat! It gets on one’s nerves

not to be able to move a chair, to walk two yards without dripping at

every pore, and one’s clothes feel so irksome and heavy. If one takes

exercise it is acute discomfort—if one does not, one is ill!

We are now having the echoes of the _Comitiva Taft_ visitation, and it is

really most amusing to see how the popular idol has fallen. Fallen for

the Filipinos that is, for the Americans all think him very great and

“cute” to manage as he has done, though they are all declaring openly

that he should have said all this two years ago, as our friend shrewdly

observed to us when we were leaving the banquet. Of course, there is

something to be said for Mr Taft, for if he had made such unpopular

utterances when he was Governor here, his life would not have been worth

two cents a day. All the same, to the lay mind, such subtle change of

front is not very palatable, and one cannot help wishing that politicians

could afford to say straight out what they mean, and stick to it for good

or evil.

The papers from Manila with the account of our festivities have arrived,

and I never read such brazen lying in my life; in fact, the reports are

so cooked that they leave off being annoying and begin to be funny.

The wild scenes of popular enthusiasm, the crowded banquet, the frantic

love of the people of Panay for their idol, and so on, and so on. And

as to sheer reporting, Mr Taft’s speech (which the Manila people are

informed was greeted by the natives with thunderous applause) is given

at great length, but the impassioned utterances of the patriot who

clutched the chair-back are dismissed in a few mild words. No mention,

too, of the ominous banners in the procession, of the note on the back

of the _menu_ at the banquet, and not the faintest hint of the one or

two hisses which greeted the sentiments of the _Secwar_ himself. So much

for the local papers. And if that is the way they dally with truth out

here, one can only faintly wonder what impression of this trip is being

disseminated amongst the intelligent voters in the far-off U.S.A., by our

well-informed journalistic friend and others of his kidney.

The Iloilo banquet, by-the-bye, wound up rather disastrously for American

dignity, as the rowdy party at the table near us got up some quarrel with

one of the Filipino waiters; there were blows and fighting, and the whole

lot were chucked out into the street. This, as you may imagine, has made

a horrible scandal, and produced a very bad impression.

About the banquet, too, it now appears that the Filipinos subscribed

70 _pesos_ towards that and the general expenses, and the rest of the

community, ourselves included, made the sum up to the 4000 required, plus

a grant from the Treasury.

C—— went to see our poor old Spanish friend about something a day or two

ago (the ex-courtier, whose visit I think I described to you), and when

C—— said that he had not seen him at the banquet, the old fellow replied

that he had sent the committee 12 _pesos_ towards the expenses, with a

letter of well-wishing, etc., as he thought it was his duty to do so,

and to contribute what he could.

“Well,” said C——, “but didn’t they answer with an invitation to the

banquet?”

“No,” said the old man, “they did not even acknowledge the money.”

He seemed rather down on his luck about the whole thing, and more anxious

than ever to sell his piece of land and go home to Spain to die.

LETTER XLIII.

HOMEWARD BOUND

S.S. _Kai-Fong_, _August 25_, 10 A.M.

Iloilo is now far away below the horizon astern, and if I look over the

side, I am afforded the delightful spectacle of one Philippine Island

slipping past after the other into pale blue fluff, and I hope they will

stay down under my horizon for ever.

We scraped out through a network of taxes, like fish trying to get out of

a fish-_corral_. Our two large cases had to get a Customs permit before

they could be put on board, for which they got from us a _peso_ in the

form of a stamp upon the Export Entry, and another _peso_ and a half

for what they call wharfage. This means that they did not examine the

contents of the cases, but gave C—— a paper to sign and an export permit.

Another item is an Internal Revenue tax of a _peso_ on each passenger

ticket. Fancy if we at home had to pay 10 shillings in taxes before we

could go across the Channel!

It is so nice to be in such a clean and comfortable steamer, and to

have fresh vegetables and fruit, brought on ice from Hong Kong; and one

wonders how the Americans can tolerate the contrast between this and

those dreadful Spanish cockroach-traps which they dignify by the name of

the Mail.

All the crew are Chinese, of course, looking so straight and tall and

intelligent after the stumpy, stupid, little Filipinos. With them too, as

with the Filipino horses, the eye has been thrown out of focus, for the

Chinese simply look colossal. I keep on thinking to myself what a very

tall man that is, and he is only the usual height of ordinary men.

Most of the second-class passengers are Chinese, and they have queer

meals on the lower deck, all squatting round a wooden tray on which are

one or two big bowls of rice and bits of meat and vegetables. Round

these are piled little bowls, into which the mixture is served out,

and the Chinamen all set to work with chop-sticks, which is so like

a conjuring-trick that one can watch them as long as they will go on

with it! Amongst these people is a Chinaman with his Filipino wife, a

little ugly woman, with her lips jutting out beyond the end of her nose,

dressed in a gay _camisa_, and for ever smoking a huge, ragged cigar.

Some children of theirs cling to them most of the time, and a very

gaudily-dressed little chap of a more purely Filipino type, whom the

Chinaman is exporting to a friend in Amoy who has bought the child for 10

dollars. You can buy children very cheaply in the Philippines; and away

from the big towns, and very often in them, they are openly offered for

sale; and most of the rich native and _Mestizo_ families have servants

which have been bought as children. I daresay, though I have never

inquired about it, that the Americans strenuously deny this officially,

but unofficially it is a perfectly well-known custom. This small slave

was a very native little chap of three or four, got up in purple cotton

coat and a crimson jockey cap, and radiantly happy in his new clothes,

and we could not really feel very sorry for him. The Chinamen all take

the greatest care of their hair, combing it out every day, and some of

them have magnificent, glossy, black locks, right down to their knees;

but others, whose hair is thin and scanty, eke out their pigtails with

long cords of black silk gimp.

Talking of servants, when we came down to the Muelle Loney (to think

I shall never see that place again!) this morning, we found Domingo

waiting, in his smartest clothes, spotlessly white, and his skin shining

with soap, to see us off. Poor fellow, he hung round, blubbering quietly,

and carrying anything he could catch hold of, and when he said good-bye

his face was quite pathetic. I think he felt he was losing the only

people in the world who had ever treated him well, and he was one of the

best specimens of a typical, unspoilt Filipino, stolid, obedient, humble,

and faithful as a dog, and C—— said he would have given anything to have

been able to take him with us, as the poor creature implored us to do.

At the last, when the launch was pushing off, Domingo made a wild rush

to spring on board, but was too late; and the last we saw of him was

standing on the quay with his hat off and the tears streaming down his

big, brown face.

We discussed this rush of Domingo’s, but can arrive at no satisfactory

solution of what he wanted to do, for I think he only wanted to come

out to the _Kai-Fong_, but C—— says he is certain he meant to follow us

to Hong Kong and compel us to take him with us. Well, we can’t do that,

but we have done our best for him in making him from a rough coolie into

a clean, smart servant, who can get double the wages he received from

us; and we found him a good place before we left, though, as I said

before, I am not at all sure how either he or the other will do with

the impatience and curses with which the average white man thinks he

impresses his dignity upon the coloured person. It is not to be done in

the Anglo-Indian method; no, nor in the American extreme of familiarity.

Of that I was persuaded before I came here, and am still more convinced

now that I have more experience.

The only way to impress anyone, black, brown, _or_ white, with the idea

of your dignity, is to be dignified yourself. But I suppose this is too

much of an obvious truism for anyone to attempt to think over or act

up to. Well, it served me in very good stead; and all I know is that,

though every soul I spoke to had endless complaints about the impudence,

laziness, or dishonesty of their servants, whether they were of the

nation who kicked them, or those who allowed them to wear a vest in the

house and not say _señor_, we never had any trouble once we got rid of

our first Americanised cook—my house went as on oiled axles, and we never

missed one single thing from start to finish. So what am I to say of the

Filipinos? Those with whom I came in contact, as well as my own servants,

were a narrow, cunning, good-humoured people, vain, superstitious,

stupid, great gamblers, kind to their children, and bitterly cruel to

animals—oh, the poor hens hung up by the heels in the sun! and the

wretched pigs with their four feet lashed together that used to lie

all day scorching in the Plaza at Molo! the awful open sores under the

harness of the starving ponies! the brutal, sickening, cock-fighting!

For those horrors alone, I should be thankful to leave this country,

even were it the paradise which it is not. No, no terrestrial paradise,

for one has the laziness, the heat, the apathy, and cruelty of the

East, without the compensations of artistic beauty, cheapness, plenty,

and luxury, which make up for those drawbacks in other hot countries.

A shuffling, drab, discontented, thick-headed, costly East—with all

the worst traditions of four hundred years of the off-scourings of the

Spanish monkish orders, overlaid by a veneer of shallow cock-sureness

hastily assimilated from a totally incongruous alien civilisation.

We carry a cargo of sugar, and from the ventilators come up gusts of that

peculiar, heavy, nauseous odour, which carries one back instantly to the

_camarins_ of Iloilo. I can’t believe that the Philippines are really a

thing of the past for me—it is not that I was there so long; but there

was so little variety, and we saw and did and heard the same things so

often, that I am left with an impression of as many years as we have been

there months.

THE END

[Illustration: THE PHILIPPINE ISLANDS]

FOOTNOTES

[1] England is 50,823 square miles in extent, and Luzon is 40,885.

[2] Fivepence. The amount of bread this sum will buy in the Philippines

is equal to half the English 2d. loaf.

[3] Another method is to tie a rope round the _carabao’s_ horns, and

it is so tight that it cuts into the flesh, so that the _carabaos_

frequently go mad with pain and “run amok.”

[4] The actual numbers of the Commission have been changed several times,

but the proportion of American to Filipino remains practically unaltered,

as does the method of their election.

[5] In the Spanish days, no Filipino was allowed to carry a

walking-stick, except the _Presidente_ of a town, which distinction was

jealously preserved.

[6] The Government owns 60,000,000 acres; but no non-Filipino can obtain

more than 40 acres, and no corporation may hold more than 2500 acres.

Five years after the passing of this law, that is in 1907, all corporate

lands owned in excess of this amount and under cultivation must be

disposed of or forfeited.

[7] A corruption of _tubig_, Visayan for water.

[8] The fighting _bolo_, the more deadly and elaborate weapon is always

kept concealed in the hut.

[9] This breach of Oriental decorum is one of the most fatal and

irreparable mistakes the Americans have made in the Philippines. It is a

subject on which the Filipino or _Mestizo_ is not slow to speak his mind.

Alas for misunderstandings!

[10] The Tagalos are a much more industrious race than the Visayans, and

are always in demand as clerks, workmen, or servants, in preference to

the Southerners.

[11] I have before me a cutting from _The Manila Times_, containing

an account of the arrival in Manila, by the Transport _Dix_ from San

Francisco, of “eleven strong-limbed, square-jawed bloodhounds” ... “for

the work of trailing the _Ladrones_ of Cavite and the _Pulajanes_ of

Samar.”

INDEX

A

Agius, Cardinal, 235

Aglipay, Father, 109, 237, 262, 312

Aglipayanos, 109, 155, 195, 197, 235, 237

Agriculture, neglect of, 298, 299

Aguinaldo, Emilio, 11, 51

“American Ideal,” The, 134, 185

American occupation of the Philippines, 88, 156

_Anting-anting_, 69, 204

Antipolo, 6

Ants, 70

Arms of the Philippines, 122

_Azotea_, the, 24

B

_Baile_, a, or ball, 164, 201, 279

Baker, Sir Samuel, 283

Bananas, 206

_Banda de Musica Popular, La_, 184, 295

Banquet, 329

Beds, 45

Beggars, 193

Benguet, 151, 239

Betel-nut, 219

Bilibid prison, 135

_Bolo_, or native knife, 232

Bombardment of Iloilo, 89

Bread, price of, 34

Bridge, 132, 149

Business houses, 44

_Butuan_, S.S., 110, 152, 157

C

_Camarins_, 175

Camp Josman, 85, 280

Canloon volcano, 16

Carabaos, 79, 293

Card-playing, 132

Carnival, 161, 199

_Carromatas_, 63

Carter, Mrs, 328

Catbologan, 289

Cebú, 9

Children, 64, 129, 178;

sale of, 343

Chinese immigrants prohibited, 176

Chinese New Year, the, 195

Chinese servants, 141

“Christ’s Funeral,” 196

Christmas, 47

Cigars, native, 177

Climate, 18, 110, 169, 229

Clothes, 115

Clubs, 57, 161

Cock-fighting, 139, 286

Cockroaches, 71, 211

Cocoanuts, 207, 208, 231

Constabulary, 86

Crickets (_cicadas_), 69

Currency, 20, 27

Customs, tariff and methods, 32, 43, 65, 195, 234, 291, 342

D

Dancing, 57

Declaration Day, 270

Decoration Day, 245

Democracy, American idea of, 144

Dingley Tariff, 330

Dogs, 128

Dress, 53

Drought, 172

E

Earthquake, 226

Easter, 195

Education, 49, 221, 258

Eurasians, position of, 62

F

Fashions in Manila, 125

_Fiestas_, 52, 276

Filipinos, the, 13, 14, 62, 154, 189, 212, 244, 309

Fire trees, 207

Fish, 294;

traps for, 218

Flies, 290

Flowers, 130

Food, 48

Friars, Spanish, 50

Fruit, 48, 299

Fulcher, Mr, Vice-Consul at Cebú, 10

Funeral, a, 194

Furniture, 30

G

Gibson Girl, the, 123

_Gobierno_, the, 278

Government, character of the, 86

Graveyards, 164, 296

Guimaras, 16, 40, 55, 104, 182, 188, 203

H

Harbour at Manila, 117

Hawks, 128

Heat, 169, 229, 239, 265

Hemp, 11

Hijaldo, Monsignore, 236

Holidays, 195

Hong Kong, 229

Hoskyn’s Store, 26

Hospital, American, 244

Hotels, 6, 337

House-building, 189

Houses, descriptions of, 20, 23

I

Ice, 167

Iglesia Filipina Independiente, La. _See_ Aglipayanos.

Iloilo, 9, 16, 17, 118;

bombarded, 89

Intramuros, the old Spanish Manila, 4, 133

J

Jaro, 17, 42, 90, 186, 236

Jewellery, 126

_Jusi_, 54

K

_Kai-Fong_, S.S., 10, 310, 342

Katipunan, the, 11, 51

Kitchen, native, 218

L

_Ladrones_, 152, 288

Laguna de Bayo, 2

Language of the Filipinos, 157

Lazones, 299

Letters, 191

Lizards, 67

Love-birds, 238

Luneta, the, 131

Luzon, 2, 8, 283

M

Mactan (Maktan), 11

Magellan, 11, 162

Malacañan, Palace of, 120

Malaspina volcano, 16

Manila, 2, 117;

divided into wards, 3;

new harbour works, 117;

streets, 125, 138

Mindanao, 8

Mindoriao, 42

Missionaries, 107

Molo, 42, 90, 186

Mongeese, 240, 256, 262, 286

Monsoons, 16, 82, 174, 211, 230, 248

_Monte_, the native card-game, 132, 251

Mosquitoes, 72, 193, 243

Muelle Loney, 175, 176, 182

Music, 52, 162, 184

N

Nagaba, 202, 213, 215, 306

Native houses, 203, 205

Negritos, 193

Negros Island, 16, 56, 266

_Nipa_ thatch, 204

Nursery garden, a, 129

O

Opera, Italian, 213, 227

Orchids, 39, 40, 130

P

Palm Sunday, 193

Panay, 17, 182, 289

Paper-chase, attempt at a, 260

Pasig River, 2, 116

Pearls, 294

Philippines, arms of the, 122

_Piña_, 54, 268

Plaza Libertad, the, at Iloilo, 90

Ponies, Philippine, 4

Processions, 5, 193, 196, 198, 271, 323

Provincial treasurer, the, 168

_Pulajanes_, 288

Q

_Quilez_, or native carriage, 92, 170

R

Railways, 129

Rain, 191

_Rainbow_, U.S.S., 103

Rats, 211

Reclamation of mud-flats, 178

Rents, 24, 141

Rice, 35

_Rigodon_ dance, the, 59, 123, 279

Rizal, Doctor, 50, 162

Roman Catholics, 107, 194, 198, 235

Roosevelt, Miss Alice, 247, 307, 317, 327

S

St Louis Exhibition, 136

Salt-pits, 233

Samar Island, 288

_Sanidad_, launch, 158

Sanitary control, 242

Santa Mesa, 138

Schools, 49

School teachers, 12

Secret Police, 302

Servants, 27, 28, 38, 141, 164, 192

Shops, 25, 44, 138

Snakes, 69

Soil, the, 49

Spiders, 72

Sugar, production of, 104, 266, 328

T

Taft, Mr, 31, 62, 142, 247, 262, 300, 307-336, 339

Tagalos, the, 13, 14, 267

Theatricals, Filipino, 74, 161

Timber, 30

_Tuba_, 207

Typhoons, 23, 211

V

Vegetables, 48, 298

“Veteran Army of the Philippines,” 273

Virgin of Antipolo, the, 6, 109

Visaya, 13

Volcanoes, 16

W

Wages, 92, 141

Washington, George, 162

Water plants, 3

Water supply, 47, 172

Wedding, an English-Mestizo, 127

Wild pigs, 206

Worcester, Mrs, 140

Wright, Mr and Mrs Luke E., 119, 122, 140, 317

Y

_Ylang-Ylang_ tree, 204

Z

_Zafiro_, S.S., 2

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