When we got back to the launch, there was still enough daylight to make

a _paseo_ along the coast a little way. We went so close to the land

that we could see right into lovely little bays, where palm-thatch

huts stood amongst the groves and the white sands, and tiny figures

were walking about or wading in the shallows for fish. It all looked

exactly as it must have appeared on some fine evening, when the first

Spanish navigators or Captain Cook came sailing along in their big

three-deckers, while the people ran away into the jungles and began

sharpening their arrows at the sight of a white face.

We said to each other how much we should like to be Navigators, and go

about in fine ships and land in undiscovered islands, and, if we escaped

the arrows, fire a rifle or take a photograph, and be made kings for

being so clever. Instead of doing that, however, we steamed back to

Iloilo when darkness fell, and on landing, went to the Plaza Libertad,

where a band was playing a two-step.

This band which performs twice a week, on Thursdays and Sundays, from

about half-past five to eight, is a new and delightful institution. It

is not due to any enterprise on the part of the authorities, military

or civil, but is a purely native enterprise, consisting of a number of

Filipinos who have collected themselves together under the title of _La

Banda de Musica Popular_. They started the notion of playing in the

Plaza twice a week if they could raise enough subscriptions, whereupon

we all paid up at once, promising to make the same contribution every

month in so good a cause. I think our share, personally, comes to about 2

_pesos_ a month, and it is really well worth it, for now the band is an

institution, and a very good one too. They have not got a very extensive

programme—some marches, a few “coon” tunes, an overture or two, and some

dance music—but they play with spirit, and with the marches they are

particularly successful. It is very creditable, too, when one thinks that

this is a brass band, for the only instruments the Filipinos are really

proficient with are the mandoline and guitar.

It is a great pity that the American authorities left this very important

affair to drift so that the natives themselves, in sheer desperation,

started a band depending upon public charity. I am not exaggerating in

calling it important, for the Filipinos, like all other Orientals, can

understand and be ruled by tangible and visible signs of the ways of

a ruling people; but the empty bandstands in the towns, and the dull,

colourless lack of ceremonies or ceremonial of the American _régime_ have

had an extremely bad effect, though the Filipinos are laughed at for

wanting the gay, courteous Spaniards back again. Not only is this fact

patent, but I have heard the people say so, and they are accused of being

unreasonable about wanting the Spaniards back again after having got rid

of them; but really, quite apart from their not having courted foreign

rule at all, and loathing the usurpation of the Americans, the Filipinos

have something to complain of in the lack of all that pomp which an

Oriental loves and understands. The American Ideal is noble, grand—but it

cannot be compressed into an Oriental brain. I can’t make myself better

understood than by asking you to picture what India would be if the

durbars were stage-managed by Americans!

We delight in the band evenings, when we sit and watch the groups of

natives walking about under the pretty trees; the fat mothers with coveys

of slim, dark-haired daughters in fresh muslin frocks; the young Filipino

“mashers” in white suits with straw hats worn daringly on one side, and

long, thin, tight boots, trying to hide their shyness by a lot of swagger

with a walking-stick; and all the little comedies and flirtations that

go on. I have hardly ever seen any white people there except ourselves;

a newly-married American couple who sit in the dark shadows very close

together, and some American soldiers in khaki and turned-up _sombreros_.

The programmes always end with “The Star-Spangled Banner,” on which

we stand up and C—— takes his hat off, but the American soldiers

unfortunately seldom trouble to salute their Anthem—and as to the

Filipinos, they remain truculently seated with their hats on. It makes

one feel rather foolish to be the only ones to take any notice, but C——

insists.

We have now entered into possession of our trap and pony, and have had

some blissful drives along the eternal roads to Jaro and Molo, out in the

sunset and back in the starlight or moonlight, skimming along on rubber

tyres. Tracks that we used to _tear_ down when anyone lent us a carriage

are now rigorously tabooed! Everyone here drives top-speed, and the

Filipinos all crawl about the roads, and never dream of getting out of

the way unless one shouts out a native word—“Tabé!”—when they just move

enough to avoid instant death like a clever matador in a bull-fight. The

curious thing is we have more trouble with the natives who are walking

_towards_ us instead of those going the same way. That may sound strange

to you, and even incredible, but if you knew the Philippines and the

Filipinos you would understand that it could not be otherwise. This

element is very exciting, and makes an ordinary evening-drive to Molo

rather better than a trip on a fire-engine in Piccadilly.

I quite forgot to tell you that some time ago an unknown man was

announced and walked into the _sala_, in the evening, just before C——

came home. This person was an American, of about thirty, with rather a

good-looking face and the usual thick, long hair parted in the middle. He

bowed and said:

“Mis’ Darncey, I guess?”

I said Mrs Dauncey was my name.

“Is your husband to home?”

I said he was not, and began to get alarmed, for I thought the man had

come to tell me of some accident to C——; but he soon reassured me by

telling me he guessed I could tell him what he wanted to know, which was

whether we had a spare room, as he was looking for a family for himself

and his wife to board with.

I nearly fell down flat with amazement, but I managed, I hope, not to

show my surprise, for I remembered that the Americans live out here in

“messes,” often several families together, and I reflected that this

touting must be some curious custom of which I had not heard. So I said,

quite politely, that I was very sorry, but I was afraid this house was

only large enough for ourselves.

“Oh,” he said, with a great deal of bowing, but no intention of going

away, “I heard this was a big house and reckoned you didn’t fill it.”

“We have a room empty,” I said, “in fact we have two, but I am afraid my

husband would never _hear_ of such a thing as anyone we did not know, or

any friend, either, coming to live with us.”

“Oh, that’s all right,” he said. “My wife is in a _quilez_ downstairs,

and I can fetch her up to see you and look at the rooms.”

At this fresh and astounding announcement, I gasped. But I kept my

temper, and replied that I thought he need not disturb his wife, for we

had really no intention of taking anyone to live in our house; but the

man would not be convinced, and argued the point, saying that he had been

to six other people, and he was “fair tired of going around.”

I was wondering how to get rid of him, for he was so remarkably oily

and polite, and kept on saying ma’am every two words. But just then C——

came home, and when the visitor introduced himself, with explanations of

his mission, C—— flushed up, and I began to be afraid he would kick the

man out. But luckily the American was quick enough to see there was no

mistaking the few words C—— said, nor the manner in which he said them

in, and he bowed himself out in a about two seconds.

A strange story? But stranger still is the fact that this was not a

common man—I mean his position was not what we call common—as C—— has

found out that he is an official high up in the Customs service, and

lately married to a schoolma’am. And stranger still is the fact that the

Americans to whom I have told this story can see nothing odd in it at all.

I can’t suppose that such peculiar customs really prevail in the United

States, and that if C—— were to call on the President’s wife, as they are

all equals, and leave me in a cab below while he asked her if she took in

boarders, that he would not get into trouble. Fancy if this man made a

big fortune out here, and we called on him in his mansion in New York and

insisted on taking rooms in it—the idea is preposterous—but _why_?

After this person had departed, we soothed our excited nerves by sitting

on the balcony and watching one of the eternally beautiful sunsets. I

will describe it to you, for it is very much the same every evening, with

varying shades of intensity. The sky behind the palms in the distance

was deep orange, fading into rose, and overhead into apple-green blue.

We went through the house and out on to the Azotea, and all the sky on

that side was like a radiant, pale amethyst, with a big bright moon

rising—a great silver shield—through the lilac and rosy mist; the water

a deep sapphire blue; and Guimaras a brilliant green outline dividing

the sea and sky. The tide was in, and the water came up to the wall

at the end of the garden, where a sheep was nibbling grass at the end

of its tether, perfectly indifferent to a fool of a puppy, which ran

backwards and forwards barking at its heels. In the empty stables on each

side of our own is a regular camp of poor people, who were lounging by

the well, watching one or two naked brown babies playing on the ground.

They all looked so peaceful and happy and so picturesque in the sunset

and moonlight, that we agreed with each other that perhaps life in the

Philippines might be quite pleasant if one only lived the right way and

had a brown skin covered by a minimum of clothes.

They are a singularly happy people, these Filipinos, when they are

unspoilt by the advantages of civilisation. One never sees or hears

people quarrelling, and they are so kind to their children—always

laughing and chattering and showing their fine white teeth, so that

to watch a group of poor people is always a pleasure. We have been

amused for a long time by the spectacle of a house that is being built

in the suburbs, a stately go-as-you-please undertaking that is being

gone through in an amusingly characteristic manner. They begin a house

by constructing the roof, all lashed with _bejuco_, and very neatly

put together, which sits on the ground an indefinite time. Then the

_arigis_—the posts of bamboo or hard wood—are put in position, and a

floor is made about 15 or 20 feet from the earth. Our friends on the Molo

road got so far, and then started to live in the bit that was finished,

camping in a sort of tent on the split-cane floor, with the roof lying

alongside on the ground. I daresay they were “out” of _nipa_ thatch,

and did not dare to trust the building out of their sight, for the

town-dwelling Filipinos are shocking thieves and burglars. Whatever their

reason was, there they lived for quite a long time, till at last we were

quite relieved to see them begin to put thatch on the framework. Then,

one day when we passed we saw that the roof had also been thatched and

hoisted into place, though how this latter feat was brought about I don’t

know, as we unfortunately missed that part of the operations; but I have

been told that, when the roof has been thatched, it is raised and put in

position by sheer human force and much advice and swearing.

LETTER XXIII.

A TROPICAL SHOWER—OUR SERVANTS—FILIPINO CUSTOMS

ILOILO, _April 27, 1905_.

Nothing from you by the mail to-day. The forwarding from Manila seems to

be so unsatisfactory that we think you had better begin sending letters

straight to this place. The address for the future, therefore, will be to

us to—P.O. Box 140, Iloilo. You have to put this, as there is no delivery

of letters—a most strange and tiresome system. In the outside wall of

the post-office is a recess with a number of pigeon holes, some glazed,

some shut with a flap, each with its own lock and key, of which the owner

keeps a duplicate. On the wall outside is a blackboard where the arrivals

and departures of mails are chalked up, and when you see a mail has come

in, you go off and do a sort of “bran-pie” dip in your pigeon hole to see

what you get out.

To-day we have had a very heavy thunderstorm, which has filled the tanks

and cooled the air, the thermometer having gone down from 90° to 82°. The

rain came on just as I was dressing after my _siesta_, so I hurried on a

dressing-gown and went out on to the Azotea to see about the pipe, as it

was no good blowing my whistle for a servant in the noise of the storm

and the terrific din of the rain upon the iron roofs.

I found Sotero having a glorious time with a petroleum can, which

people use here for all water-carrying, like we used to see them do in

Palestine. This can was fixed to a line, and the _muchacho_ was risking

his neck to let it down so as to intercept the overflow of a roof gutter

belonging to the people below, and filling every tin, jug, and bath the

house possessed, all spread out on the Azotea; giving the concrete floor

of the Azotea itself a liberal wash-down at the same time. He was hopping

about the balcony, face beaming and clothes dripping wet, and I laughed

as I thought of the conventional idea of an English butler! He is a very

good butler, all the same, or has learnt to be one, for when he came to

us he did not know how to lay a table; while now, if we give a dinner,

he insists on arranging everything himself, and does it perfectly, even

to folding the serviettes in fancy shapes, which he has got some other

servant to teach him.

All round I hear stories of the miseries and terrors people go through

with their Filipino servants, and “the inevitable _muchacho_” is a

standing joke in the American papers. But our retainers just jog along

in perfect peace, always in the house, always clean and tidy; and as to

their work, not only not shirking it, but improving every day, and always

ready and willing to give any help in the stables, or anything they can

think of. I agree with my friends that we have been very lucky in finding

such excellent “boys,” but I must take a little credit to myself too, for

having treated them with the utmost consideration and politeness, showing

them things patiently over and over again, and never once speaking

sharply or angrily. I am sure they appreciate such treatment instead of

the way in which I see people scolding and cursing their _muchachos_, and

that our having such good and trustworthy servants is not entirely due to

random luck in choosing them.

Now the rain has come. We shall have mosquitoes again—they had almost

disappeared in this long drought, but an hour or two after a shower the

place is humming with them again.

Yesterday was Palm Sunday, on account of which a procession was going

about of all sorts of people carrying palm branches, headed by a _banda

de musica_ playing “Hiawatha,” and in the midst a large cart covered with

coloured paper, bearing an image of some sort; all very tawdry and crude,

and not in the least picturesque.

In the evening, when we drove into Jaro, we saw some Negritos from the

mountains inland—the aborigines who sometimes come down into the towns on

such occasions of _Fiesta_ to do a little trading, and beg and pick up

what they can. These people are very small, much smaller even than the

Filipinos, who are so little; and they have quite black skins, irregular

faces of real nigger type, with big heads of fuzzy black hair, like

Bescharins. They were all very dirty and ragged, and looked very skinny

and miserable beside the plump Malay town’s-people, and those we saw were

begging from door to door, and from everyone they met, poor souls.

Sometimes in the Filipino race a child is born with curly locks instead

of the usual black, straight, Chinese-looking hair, and this curliness

is considered a great beauty, and tremendously admired; which is very

strange, as, of course, such a trait is only a reversion to some strain

of the despised Negrito; but the Filipinos are far too stupid to know

that. In fact, if the hair is so curly as to be positively woolly, they

are more pleased than ever.

On _Fiesta_ days, too, certain beggars appear, sitting by the roads

displaying horrible deformities, and praying away at an amazing rate,

sometimes with a child to run out and beg for them. It is a simple,

unsophisticated idea, that of having your begging done for you, but I

don’t know that the custom is confined to Filipinos.

A day or two ago an American described to me an incident of Filipino

life, which I thought very characteristic of this people. She told me

that after she first came here, she was sitting in the house one day,

when she heard a band coming along the street playing a rattling two-step

march, so she rushed to the window and pushed the shutter aside to see

the fun, which turned out to be a funeral, with a pale blue coffin,

decorated with garlands in carved wood painted pink.

I asked her if she thought the people imagined the occasion to be a

festive one; but she said no, that they simply did not know one sort

of tune from another, she thought, for they were walking along in the

most approved mourning style, and as to the coffin, it was only the

Filipino idea of taste. It is curious to think what a very thin veneer

of our civilisation these people have acquired, and how they would shed

it all as easily as my little lizard has cast off his old coat; and

would probably, as he does, feel infinitely lighter and jollier in the

primitive covering underneath.

LETTER XXIV.

EASTER FESTIVITIES

ILOILO, _April 24, 1905_.

This is Easter Monday, and since Thursday the town has been crammed full

of people—natives—and alive with processions. We got a double allowance

of the latter, as the Aglipayanos turned out in full force—fuller force,

in fact, than the Orthodox, and their marching and counter-marching was

most interesting, even if a little confusing.

We are having holidays, of course, but a holiday here is never very

complete, as the different religions go their own way, and now, for

instance, the Chinese shops are all open; but the Spanish and _Mestizo_

establishments are shut, while the Englishmen have all gone away, except

a few juniors left in charge. One party has gone shooting, and they were

very anxious for C—— to accompany them, but he did not like to leave me

alone here, and refused. There is plenty of good shooting—wild duck,

snipe, etc.—but some way inland, and the difficulty is to get there,

when you are a busy man, with only forty-eight hours to spare at rare

intervals.

_À propos_ of shooting, C—— has only _now_ got his gun back from the

Customs! It was detained by endless dilatoriness and delays, and the

finding of the sureties, which I described to you. There was more trouble

and fuss and worry about that gun and my little revolver than you, who

have not been in this country, would believe. Such a lot of signing of

papers, taking of oaths, and so forth! all of which precautions seem

remarkable and rather superfluous in a “perfectly peaceful and contented

country.”

Well, C—— tried to console himself for not going shooting by playing

lawn-tennis at the Bank, where a very good court has been marked out in a

field at the back of the house, by the estuary. That gives you a little

hint of the climate, does it not? A grass lawn-tennis court in the hot

season?

We walked to the Bank and back, as the pony had gone to be shod, and

on our way home we were stopped in the Plaza by crowds of people

evidently waiting for a procession to pass. We got across the road as

best we could, and up into the garden in the middle of the Plaza, where

we managed to get a foothold amongst a line of people—all natives of

the poorer classes—standing on the low wall. Just as we got there the

procession began to come past—a long double file of women in black skirts

and black or white _camisas_; the men in mourning, which is an ordinary

swallow-tail evening suit. This was Good Friday, and the Emblems of the

Passion were borne aloft, draped in black, while the Madonna, carried

shoulder-high on a big platform, had on a stiff, black robe; and the

whole company was moving slowly along to a guitar and mandoline _banda de

musica_, with big crape bows on their instruments, playing slow tunes in

minor keys.

What do you think this procession was?—Christ’s Funeral! The whole parade

was a real funeral procession, and the last thing of all, preceded by

acolytes in black, swinging censers with large crape bows on them, and

followed by priests in black vestments saying (not chanting) prayers,

was a huge black and gold catafalque—the coffin made with glass

panels—through which could be seen a wax figure of the dead Christ lying

swathed in an embroidered white satin winding-sheet, with a last touch of

realism in His head, bound with a blood-stained handkerchief where the

Crown of Thorns had rested.

We waited long on the wall of the Alameda while this weird and gruesome

procession trailed past, dwindling away down a long, straight street to

the right, with its files of bowed figures and its great, black, swaying

catafalque.

When we turned to come away, C—— drew my attention to the curious fact

that the Cathedral door was shut—a most extraordinary spectacle—which

struck me as peculiar at once. At first we could not understand the

reason, and thought it must be part of the solemnity. “Perhaps,” I said,

“they go so far as to take the procession to a cemetery.”

“I know!” said C——. “They’ve shut the doors because these fellows are the

Aglipayanos!”

Then it also occurred to us that of course this procession had had the

native music, whereas the Orthodox go about to the strains of a brass

Constabulary band to show that they are all right with the Government.

I must tell you, too, that on these, and all occasions, fights are

so frequent between these sects of the followers of Christ that the

processions go about with a strong escort of police.

As the tail end of the procession passed, we looked up our street from

our vantage point on the wall, and C—— said: “What a pity we are not

on our own balcony, as they have made a round, and are coming past the

house.”

But I thought they could not have had time to do that, slow as they had

been, and was sure that what we saw must be the head of the procession

passing the other side of the square. It was quite dark by now, and all

the mourners carried lighted tapers. The crowd in the square and the

procession all seemed hopelessly mixed, but when we at last made our way

to the end of our own street, we found that we were both right about

the Funeral, for there were two of them—the tail of the Aglipayanos was

passing the end of our street, while away up, beyond our house, the road

was blocked by the Romanists waiting to let the others go past.

We tried to get up our street, but the R.C. procession had started to

come down it, so we took refuge on a flight of stairs through an open

doorway. We had a very good view of this Funeral too.

It was just the same style of thing, only with more Spaniards and

Eurasians amongst the mourners; and, following the bier of the Christ, a

dozen or so of converted Chinamen with their pigtails lopped off. In this

procession, too, the priests were white men, but on the other hand, the

Aglipayano _padres_ are all Filipinos, only we had not been near enough

to the first procession to see their faces, which would have shown us at

once which sort they were.

The Papists had their drums and trumpets tied with huge black bows, and

their catafalque was a still more gloomy erection, set round with large

oil lamps in frosted globes, and topped by great bunches of nodding black

plumes, like the old prints of the funeral of Wellington.

About midnight we were awakened by the sound of a slow, muffled band and

feet shuffling along the road, so we went out on to the balcony, and saw

the R.C. procession go trailing past, very solemn and uncanny in the

moonlight, with their yellow taper-flames looking like little bits of

gold paper in the strong white light. This time they had not the great

catafalque with them, which, we imagined, must signify that the Christ

was at rest in the tomb.

Next morning, Saturday, things were very quiet, and the town much as

usual, except for the crowds of people everywhere, all crawling up and

down the streets in very clean clothes, with innumerable tiny children.

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