CHAPTER X

INTERLUDE. INTRODUCING A FEW MEMBERS OF THE UPPER HOUSE BOOBOISIE AND

SOME OTHERS

There is a saying that in American families there is only three or four

generations from riches to shirt sleeves. Mr. Hanna is the first

generation, Mr. Aldrich is the second generation. In Mr. Penrose and Mr.

Lodge you reach what is a common phase of American family history, the

eccentric generation. And in Senator Jim Watson and Senator Charles

Curtis, who are just coming on the scene as "leaders," you reach once

more political shirt sleeves.

The American family dissipating its patrimony, produces invariably the

son who is half contemptuous of the old house that founded his fortunes,

who is half highbrow, who perhaps writes books as well as keeping them,

or it may be bolts to the other side altogether.

So the Hanna-Aldrich stock produced Henry Cabot Lodge, a sort of

political James Hazen Hyde, who stayed at home and satisfied his longing

for abroad by serving on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. But

perhaps it would be fairer to Mr. Lodge to say of him what a witty

friend of mine did, "Lodge is what Henry James would have been if Henry

James had remained in America and gone into politics." Or he is what

Henry Adams might have been if Henry Adams had been less honest in his

contempt for democracy.

The last leaf of that New England tree whose fruit was an expatriate

literature and expatriate lives, the limit of Mr. Lodge's expatriation

was an interest in foreign affairs when redder-blooded Americans were

happily ignorant of them. If business had been choosing spokesmen at

Washington it would no more have picked out Mr. Lodge than it would have

picked out James Hazen Hyde or Henry James. Mr. Lodge's leadership was a

sign of decay.

But some will say business at this time had Senator Penrose as its

spokesman. I doubt it. Senator Penrose was that other son of the family

in whose blood runs all the ancestral energies without the ancestral

restraint.

By the time he achieved prominence business in politics was no longer

quite respectable. People said, creating the Penrose legend, "Why,

Penrose would stop at nothing. He'd even represent the selfish interests

here in Washington." Therefore it was considered that he must represent

them. And he did to an extent, speaking for Henry C. Frick and some

others of Pennsylvania, but he was in no adequate sense the successor

of Aldrich and Hanna.

Had business chosen a spokesman at Washington, he must have been

respectable. Hanna was that most respectable of Americans, the highly

successful man who has played for and won a great fortune. Aldrich was

that equally respectable American, the conservative manager of the

established corporation.

There is a story that when Penrose became boss of Pennsylvania the

Republican politicians of the State were anxious about the effect his

personal reputation would have upon the voters. Finally they went to

him, as the elders sometimes go to the young parson, and said, "The

organization thinks the people would like it better if you were

married," "All right, boys, if you think so," Penrose replied; "let the

organization pick the gal." The organization recoiled from this

cynicism. But business is harder. Business, if it had really identified

itself with Penrose, would have "picked the gal."

No better evidence of the tenuity of his connection with business is

required than his outbreak in 1920, "I won't have the international

bankers write the platform and nominate the candidate at Chicago."

Mr. Penrose enjoyed a "_succes de scandale_." He was what the hypocrites

in Washington secretly desired to be but lacked the courage to be. He

lived up to the aristocratic tradition, at its worst; which everyone

admires, especially at its worst. He did on a grand scale what anyone

else would have been damned for doing on a lesser scale and was loved

for being so splendidly shocking.

He was the village sport, with the best blood of the village in his

veins, and was the village delight, the man about whom all the best

stories were whispered. He had the clear mind which comes from scorn of

pretense. But all this is not greatness, nor is it leadership. The

Republicans in the Senate before being led by Mr. Penrose would have

insisted on "picking the gal." They like to see framed marriage

certificates in the party household.

The patrimony is gone and we reach shirt sleeves in Senator Charles

Curtis and Senator James Watson, one of whom will succeed Mr. Lodge when

he dies, retires, or is retired, and the other of whom will succeed Mr.

Cummins as president pro tem when he similarly disposes of himself or is

disposed of.

Neither of them has the stature or solidity of Hanna or Aldrich, and

they will not have supporting them unity in party or in national

sentiment. Neither of them has the romantic quality of Mr. Penrose or

Mr. Lodge. Neither of them will ever be a leader in any real sense of

the word. Neither of them will have anything to lead.

As frequently happens when you reach shirt sleeves by the downward

route, you find the accumulative instinct reasserting itself on a petty

scale. Look at the rather shabby clothes that Senator Curtis wears, in

spite of his considerable wealth, and you are sure that you have to do

with a hoarder. And that is what he is; a hoarder of political minutiae.

Current report is that he is the best poker player in either house of

Congress. You can imagine him sitting across the table watching the

faces of his antagonists with a cold eye, which no tremor of a muscle,

no faint coming or going of color, no betraying weakness escapes.

That is his forte in politics, knowing all the little things about men

which reveal their purposes or operate in unexpected ways as hidden

motives.

He has a perfect card catalogue of nearly all the voters of Kansas. It

is kept up to date. It reports not merely names and addresses but

personal details, the voter's point of view, what interests him, what

influences may be brought to bear on him. Curtis is a hoarder, with an

amazing capacity for heaping up that sort of information.

His mind is a card catalogue of the Senate, vastly more detailed than

the card catalogue of Kansas. He watches the Senate as he watches the

faces of his antagonist in a poker game. He knows the little

unconsidered trifles which make men vote this way and that. And he is so

objective about it all that he rarely deceives himself. If into this

concern with the small motives which move men there crept a certain

contempt of humanity he might mislead himself; he might be hateful, too;

but his objectivity saves him; he is as objective as a card catalogue

and no more hateful.

But you see how far short all this falls from leadership, or

statesmanship, or greatness of any description. Usefulness is there

certainly; card catalogues are above all useful, especially when there

is variety and diversity to deal with, as there is coming to be in a

Senate ruled by blocs and frequented by undisciplined individualism.

If Curtis kept a journal he would hand down to posterity a most perfect

picture of men and motives in Washington,--if, again, posterity should

be interested in the fleeting and inconsiderable figures who fill the

national capital "in this wicked and adulterous generation seeking for a

sign"--I am quoting the Bible trained Secretary of State in one of his

petulant moments.

If he had the malice of Saint Simon, the journal would be diverting, but

he is without malice. He has no cynical conception of men's weakness and

smallness as something to play upon. He accepts Senators as they are,

sympathetically. What makes them vote this way and that is the major

consideration of politics. His records of the Kansas electorate are more

important to him than principles, policies, or morals. The efficient

election district Captain of the Senate, that is Curtis.

A more likely successor to Lodge is "Jim" Watson of Indiana. I attended

a theatrical performance in Washington recently. Nearby sat the Indiana

Senator. His neighbor, whom I did not recognize, doubtless some

politician from Indiana, sat with his arm about Watson's neck, before

the curtain rose, pouring confidences into Watson's ear.

Watson is given to public embraces. His arm falls naturally about an

interlocutor's shoulders or, and this is important as showing that Jim

is not merely patronizing, descending affectionately from the great

heights of the Senatorship, Jim himself, as at the theatre, is the

object of the embrace. But perhaps that is finer condescension.

If the characteristic gesture of Lodge is the imperious clapping of his

hands for the Senate pages and the revealing trait of Curtis is

extraordinary intuition about the cards in other hands around the

lamp-lit table, the soul of Watson is in the embrace. His voice is a

caress. He kisses things through. He never errs in personal relations,

if you like to be embraced--and most men do, by greatness.

In one of his less successful moments he represented, at Washington the

National Manufacturers' Association, at that time a rather shady

organization of lesser business men. If he had not been the orator that

he is he would have been with that circumambulatory arm of his, an

inevitable lobbyist.

For Watson is an orator, of the old school, the Harding school. They

employ the same loose style of speech, flabby as unused muscles, words

that come into your head because you have often heard them on the stump

and in the Senate, and read them in country editorials, words that have

long lost their precise meaning but evoke the old pictures in the minds

of an emotional and unthinking electorate. At this art of emitting a

long rumble of speech which is not addressed to the mind Watson has no

equal.

It is an American art and puzzling to foreigners. Vice-Admiral Kato, not

the head of the Japanese delegation but the second Kato, had enough

English to remark it. "Your President," he said, "is a charming man, but

why does he put such funny things in his speeches?"

In the mere mastery of this kind of English Mr. Harding may equal

Watson, but as an orator the Indianian has what the President never had;

the unctuous quality in him which makes him embrace readily lets him

pour out his soul freely. He has thunders in his voice, he tosses his

head with its fuzzy hair magnificently, he has gusto. He has

imagination. He is a big, lovable if not wholly admirable, boy playing

at oratory, playing at statesmanship, playing above all at politics.

Nothing is very real to him, not even money; he put all he had into an

irrigation project and left it there. Just now he irrigates with the

tears in his voice the arid places in the Republican party where

loyalty should grow.

[Illustration: SENATOR JOSEPH S FRELINGHUYSEN OF NEW JERSEY]

I present these characterizations of Senate leaders, past, present, and

future, to indicate through them what the Senate itself is, and to

suggest what conditions have given quite ordinary men power and how

feeble leadership has become, with the country no longer agreed how best

to promote the general good, and with Congress as it has been in recent

years a relatively unimportant factor in the national government.

Senator Platt used to say of an habitual candidate for nomination to the

governorship of New York, Timothy L. Woodruff, "Well, it may taper down

to Tim." We have "tapered down to Tim,"--or rather to "Jim"--in the

Senate because as a people we have been indifferent and unsure, and

because there has been little use for anything but "Tims" or "Jims" in

Washington. Nature seems to abhor a waste in government.

Those who ascribe all the troubles in Congress to lack of leadership,

and go no further, blame the poverty of our legislative life upon the

popular election of Senators and upon the choice of candidates at direct

primaries. But the decay began before the system changed. We resorted to

new methods of nomination and election because the old methods were

giving us Lorimers and Addickses. Probably we gained nothing, but we

lost little.

Big business, so long as the taxing power, through the imposition of

the tariff, was important to it, and so long as it was accepted as the

one vital interest of the country, saw to it that it was effectively

represented in Congress. It was then somebody's job to see that at least

some solid men went to Washington. It has of late been nobody's job.

There has been no real competition for seats in the national

legislature.

The Senate has tempted small business men who can not arise to the level

of national attention through their control of industry, and small

lawyers similarly restricted in their efforts for publicity. It is an

easily attained national stage.

It appeals to that snobbish instinct--of wives sometimes--which seeks

social preferment not to be obtained in small home towns, or denied

where family histories are too well known.

It allures the politician, bringing opportunity to play the favorite

game of dispensing patronage and delivering votes, with the added pomp

of a title.

It is the escape of the aristocrat, whose traditions leave him the

choice between idleness and what is called "public service."

It is the escape of the successful man who has found his success empty

and tries to satisfy the unsatisfied cravings of his nature. Such men

"retire" into it, as it was reported to President Harding's indignation

that one of the Chicago banker candidates for the Secretaryship of the

Treasury wished to retire into the Cabinet. Some enter it for one of

these motives, more from a combination of them, but, generally, it is

the promised land of the bored, some of whom find it only a mirage.

A typical Senator is Mr. Frelinghuysen of New Jersey, one of the smaller

business men being drawn into public life. Son of a country minister, he

started as an insurance agent. Nature equipped him with unusual energy

and aggressiveness and those two qualities brought success in writing

insurance. Nothing in his early training inhibited his robust

temperament. Ruddy and vigorous, he is not sicklied o'er with any pale

cast whatever. Plainly he has a zest for life, that easily accessible

American life where good mixers abound.

Not a highbrow, he yet recognizes that literature has its place, on all

four walls of a large room, and bought in sets.

Having the American horror of loneliness, whether social or moral, you

find him always going along with his party. When his set divides he

balances between the two factions as long as possible and elects to go

with the more numerous. Simple, likable, honest, safe so long as

majorities are safe, and that is the theory we are working on, he is the

average man in everything but his aggressiveness and energy.

No, he also rises above the average in possessing such a name as

Frelinghuysen. You enter his library and you see a banner of the

campaign of Clay and Frelinghuysen. He will recite to you campaign

songs of those unsuccessful candidates for President and Vice-President.

Another Frelinghuysen was a Cabinet member. Another Frelinghuysen, of

the wealthier branch of the family, has an assured social position.

None of these famous Frelinghuysens is an ancestor. Each of them is a

challenge. If he could have found an ancestor! If an insurance company

were a high place from which to survey the world at one's feet! But, no!

Ancestors, power, publicity, social prestige, all lie beyond the reach

of small business success.

In the Senate men, important men, come to you for favors; it is so much

better than going to them to write policies. From the Senatorship you

condescend; there really is a world to which a Senator can condescend.

Washington is a social melting pot. No one asks whether you are one of

the Blanks. You are Senator Blank and that is enough. And if you are so

fortunate, by your very averageness, to attach yourself to the average

man whose fortune makes him President, and you become one of the Harding

Senators, one of the intimates, you are lifted up: like Bottom, you are

translated. You are the familiar of greatness.

As a legislator you deal with policies, international and domestic, in

the realm of ideas--as when you sit in your library, four square with

all the wisdom of the ages.

If you have enough of the boy about you, like Frelinghuysen, you enjoy

all this hugely. You have projected your ego beyond the limits of the

insurance business. You look among the branches of the Frelinghuysen

family tree without losing countenance. Who knows that there won't be

another "and Frelinghuysen" ticket, this time a successful one?

Not every senator has escaped so nearly from the failures which attend

success as has Frelinghuysen. Nor is his escape complete. A sense of

unreality haunts him. Aggressiveness in his case covers it, as it so

often does a feeling of weakness. After he has blustered through some

utterance, he will buttonhole you and ask, "Did I make a damn fool of

myself? Now, the point I was trying to make was, etc. Did I get it

clear? Or did I seem like a damn fool?"

Less agile minded than Senator Edge, he watches the motions of his New

Jersey colleague as a fascinated bird watches those of a snake or a cat.

Intellectually he is not at ease, even in the Senate.

Another of the Harding set is Harry New of Indiana, one of the "Wa'al

naow" school of statesmen, in dress and speech the perfect county

chairman of the stage. The broad-brimmed black felt hat, winter and

summer, has withstood all the insidious attacks of fashion. The nasal

voice has equally resisted all the temptations to conformity with the

softer tones which are now everywhere heard. In politics one has to be

regular, and New has the impulse to individuality, which with Borah and

LaFollette manifests itself in political isolation. With New it

manifests itself in hat and speech. New thus remains a person, not

merely a clothes-horse which is recorded "aye" when Mr. Lodge votes

"aye" and "no" when Mr. Lodge votes "no." But this is hardly fair. Mr.

New has been irregular in other ways. He has not made money; he has lost

it, a fortune in a stone quarry. He is indifferent to it. This marks him

as a person. He would rather whip a stream for trout than go after

dollars with a landing net.

Whipping a stream for trout is the clue to Harry New. If you are a

fisherman you impute all sorts of wiles to the fish. You match your wits

against the sharp wits under the water, and your ego is fortified when,

the day being dark and your hand being cunning, you land a mess from the

stream. The world is a trout stream to New. The hat and the nasal accent

are the good old flies that Isaak Walton recommended.

There is the type of mind which sees craft where others see simplicity.

We associate shrewdness with the kind of hat New wears and the kind of

voice he has preserved against the seductions of politeness. It is one

of our rural traditions. Suppose shrewdness that asks no more than

conversation and a small mess of fish. It is delightful. As we listen to

it arriving after the most penetrating exposition at the same

conclusions which we have reached directly and stupidly, we are

flattered. We realize that we, too, are shrewd, unconsciously so, as,

wasn't it Moliere's bourgeois gentleman, who learned that he was

unconsciously a gentleman, since he had been doing all his life some of

the things that gentlemen did?

A playboy of the western plains, New would be happier if his colleague,

Jim Watson, did not also take himself seriously as a politician. "Jim,"

says New, "is an orator, a great orator, but he ought to let politics

alone; as a politician he is, like all orators a child."

New is no orator. A fair division would be for Watson to be the orator

and New the politician. But no one is ready to admit that he is no

politician. For New politics is craft; for Watson it is embraces. At a

dinner in Indiana, New contrived to have his rival for the senatorship,

Beveridge, and the politically outlawed Mayor of Indianapolis, Lew

Shank, not invited. Watson would have led them both in with an arm

around the neck of each. That individualism which makes New preserve the

hat and the accent makes him punish foes, or is it that the sense of

being "close to Harding" robs him of discretion?

In the board of aldermen of any large city you will find a dozen

Calders, local builders or contractors, good fellows who have the gift

of knowing everyone in their districts, who by doing little favors here

and there get themselves elected to the municipal legislature; they see

that every constituent gets his street sign and sidewalk encumbrance

permits, interview the police in their behalf when necessary, and the

bright young men who compose the traditional humor of the daily press

refer to them gaily as "statesmen."

The art of being a Senator like Calder is the art of never saying "no."

He is worth mentioning because he has the bare essentials of

senatorship, the habit of answering all letters that come to him, the

practice of introducing by request all bills that anyone asks to have

introduced, industry in seeking all jobs and favors that anyone comes to

him desiring.

He "goes to the mat" for everybody and everything. He shakes everybody's

hand. He is a good news source to representatives of the local press and

is paid for his services in publicity. New York is populous and sent

many soldiers to the late war. Nevertheless, the mother or father of a

soldier from that state who did not receive a personal letter from

Calder must have eluded the post office.

He votes enthusiastically for everything that everybody is for. He is

unhappy when he has to take sides on sharply debated issues. Morality is

a question of majorities. He finds safety in numbers.

[Illustration: SENATOR HARRY S. NEW OF INDIANA]

Nature was not kind to Calder; it left him with no power to throw a

bluff. He is plainly what he is. He has neither words nor manner. His

colleagues look down on him a little. But most of them are after all

only Calder plus, and plus, generally speaking, not so very much. He is

the Senator reduced to the lowest terms.

Calder is timid, more timid than Frelinghuysen with his eternal

buttonholing you to ask what impression he has made, more timid than

anyone except Kellogg of Minnesota. The latter is in a constant state of

flutter. Little and wisplike physically he seems to blow about with

every breeze of politics. He is so unsure that his nerves are always on

edge, in danger of breaking. When he was balancing political

consequences over nicely during the League of Nations discussion,

Ex-President Taft said to him impatiently: "The trouble with you, Frank,

is that you have no guts." Kellogg straightened up all his

inches--physically he is a white-haired and bent Will H. Hays--and

replied, "I allow no man to say that to me." He fluttered out, and Mr.

Taft being kind-hearted followed him to apologize.

If you could analyze the uneasiness of Mr. Kellogg you would understand

the fear which haunts the minds of all Senators. Mr. Kellogg comes to

Washington after an enormously successful career at the bar. He is rich.

He is respected. His place in society is secure. What would the loss of

the senatorship mean to such a man? He ought to have all the confidence

which is supposed to be in the man who rises in the world, all that

which comes from an established position. Unlike most great lawyers who

retire into the Senate, Mr. Kellogg does not merely interest himself in

constitutional questions, like a child with molasses on its fingers

playing with feathers. He is industrious. He interests himself in the

Senate's business. He develops nice scruples which can not be brushed

aside. He wears himself out over them. He hesitates. He trembles. The

certainty with which his mind must have operated in the field of legal

principles deserts him in the field of political expediency. Or perhaps

it is that he sees both principles and expediency and can not choose

between the two.

Wadsworth of New York is an exception to the general run of Senators. He

belongs by birth to the class which is traditionally free from

hypocrisy. He is not boisterously contemptuous of the slavishness of

Senators as Penrose was. He is quietly contemptuous. His voice has a

note of well-bred impatience in it. He has not Penrose's pleasure in

mere shocking, but he has the aristocratic hatred of moral ostentation.

The kind of thing that is not done is the kind of thing that is not

done. You don't do it and make no parade of your abstinence. Wadsworth

does not open his home to all his New York colleagues in both houses

just because it is politically expedient. His house is his own, and

so is his conscience, which is not surrendered at the demands of woman

suffrage or of the dries. He has courage. He has convictions. He is

lonely. To be otherwise than lonely in the Senate you must be a

Frelinghuysen, an Elkins, a Newberry, a New, a Watson, or a Hale. He

will never be a leader. He has no more place in the Senate as it is than

Lord Robert Cecil, a much larger man, has in the House of Commons as it

is. Both belong to another day and generation. Neither is sure of

anything but himself and each counts the world well lost. Both represent

the aristocratic tradition.

[Illustration: SENATOR JAMES W. WADSWORTH OF NEW YORK]

Industry makes Reed Smoot one of the most useful of the Senators. He has

a passion for details. He reads all the bills. He makes himself a master

of the Government's appropriations and expenditures. He exudes figures

from every pore. By temperament Mr. Smoot is unhappy, and he finds cause

of dark foreboding in the mounting costs of government. His voice has a

scolding note. His manner and appearance is that of a village elder. His

heart is sore as he regards the political world about him, its

wastefulness, its consumption of white paper, on leaves to print and on

reports which no one reads. He is the aggrieved parent. "My children,"

he seems always to say, "you must mend your ways." He specializes in

misplaced commas. Nothing is too trivial for his all seeing eyes. In

committee he talks much, twice as much as anyone else, about points

which escape the attention of all his colleagues. Senators, wishing to

get through no matter how, regard him as a pest. Only an unimaginative

and uncreative mind can occupy itself as Smoot's does. He is a building

inspector rather than a builder. With his fussiness, his minor prophetic

voice, his holier-than-thou attitude toward waste, he can never be a

leader of the Senate to which the idle apprentice, the good fellow, who

dines out much in the Harding Senatorial set, the small business man

seeking a place in society, give its tone and character.

One can not present a complete gallery of the Senate in the space of a

single chapter. I have chosen a few characteristic figures, the leaders

past, present, and to come, the small business man who seeks social

preferment or the destruction of a title in Washington, such as Calder

and Frelinghuysen, the politician who likes to play the game better in

the Capitol than at home, like New, the aristocrat who escapes from the

boredom of doing nothing into the boredom of a democratic chamber, the

gradgrind legislator of whom there are few like Smoot, the half party

man, half bloc man like Capper.

[Illustration: SENATOR WILLIAM M. CALDER OF NEW YORK]

All of these men belong to a party and are limited by that party's

weakness, its lack of principles, the caution which it has to use in

avoiding the alienation of its loosely held supporters. The party

program is something on which all kinds of people can stand. Necessarily

the party men in the Senate are tied down to a cause that is largely

negative. They can not be other than feeble and ineffective figures.

The weakness of parties has led to the emergence of a few outstanding

individual Senators who must be examined to see whether around them the

new Senate which will come with the shift of power and responsibility to

the legislative branch can be built. The most brilliant and interesting

of them is Senator Borah, but it is significant that the farm bloc

looking for a leader did not turn to him, but chose rather much less

significant and effective men.

Yet the Idaho Senator seems the natural rallying point for any movement

which will give new life and force to the Senate. He is established. He

is the most potent single individual in the upper house. So far as there

is any opposition to President Harding and his friends, Mr. Borah is

that opposition. His is the intelligence which inspires the Democratic

party when it consents to be inspired by intelligence. He believes that

the revolution has come, not one of street fighting and bomb throwing

but a peaceful change which has made the old parties meaningless,

destroyed the old authorities and set men free for the new grouping that

is to take place. Others in the Senate see this and are frightened.

Borah sees it and is glad. His bonds are loosed and he is a vastly

braver, sincerer and more effective Senator than ever before.

It is absurd to use the word radical of Borah, Johnson, or LaFollette,

for none of them is truly radical; but if one must do so for the lack of

any better term, then Borah is the conservatives' radical. The angriest

reactionary remains calm when his name is mentioned, perhaps because

Borah never gets into a passion himself and never addresses himself to

popular prejudice. He is not a mob orator. He is impersonal in his

appeals. No one any longer suspects him of an ambition to be President.

He seems, like a hermit, to have divorced himself from the earthly

passions of politics and to have become pure intellect operating in the

range of public affairs. He is almost a sage while still a Senator.

If we had the custom of electing our Ex-Presidents to the Senate, you

can imagine one of them, beyond the average of intelligence, freed from

ambition through having filled the highest office, occupying a place

like that of Borah.

Borah perhaps likes it too well ever to descend into the market place

and become a leader. His is an enviable lot, for he is the most nearly

free man in Washington; why should he exchange the immunity he possesses

for a small group of followers? Besides he believes in the power of

oratory rather than in the power of organization. He said to me at the

Republican Convention of 1916, "I could stampede this crowd for

Roosevelt." The crowd was thoroughly organized against Roosevelt.

Nature made him an orator, one of the greatest in the country. And he

has come to be satisfied with the gift he has. The unimportance of his

state, Idaho, has freed him from any illusions about himself with

respect to the Presidency. The habit of carrying a comb in his vest

pocket marks him as free from the social ambitions which number more

victims in the Senate than the ambition for the presidency. He is almost

a disembodied spirit politically, of the revolution he discerns he will

be a spectator.

Hiram Johnson is a declining figure. I see no reason to modify the

conclusion which was reached about him in the _Mirrors of Washington_,

that he thought more of men than of principles and especially of one

man, Johnson. The test of his sincerity came when the vote was reached

on the unseating of Senator Newberry for spending too much money in the

Michigan primaries.

Johnson's great issue a year before had been sanctity of popular

nominations. Yet when he had an opportunity to speak and act against a

brazen even though foolish attempt to buy a nomination, he was rushing

wildly across the continent, arriving after the vote had been taken.

On reaching Washington, he called his newspaper friends before him to

explain the difficulties and delays that had made him late. When he had

finished a nasal voice from the press remarked, "Senator, there will be

great public sympathy with you as a victim of the railroads. But the

people will only know how great their loss has been if you will tell

them now how you would have voted if you had been here." Johnson

adjourned the meeting hastily without a reply.

The absence from the roll call and the theatrical attempt to make it

appear accidental were typical. Johnson had won the Michigan primaries

in the national campaign of 1920. The delegates were in control of

Newberry's political friends. They remained firm for Johnson throughout

the balloting. Johnson avoided voting against their leader although his

principles required that he should lead the fight for his unseating.

Johnson has always over-emphasized Johnson. At the Progressive

convention in 1912 when Roosevelt was nominated for the Presidency and

Johnson for the Vice-Presidency, it was proposed, since both were in

attendance, to bring both on the stage and introduce them to the

delegates. The natural order was Roosevelt first, since he was the

nominee for President and since he was, moreover, one of the most

distinguished figures in the world, and Johnson, since he had second

place, second. But Johnson would go second to no man. Either he must

show himself on the stage first or not at all. Finally it was

compromised by presenting them together at the same moment, holding

hands upon the platform.

Johnson can never see himself in proper perspective. At the Progressive

convention he was more important than Roosevelt. In the Newberry case

his political fortunes were more important than honest primaries.

Senator Reed of Missouri is possessed of a devil. He is a satirist

turned politician. He has the _saeva indignatio_ of Swift. American life

with its stupidity, its facile optimism, its gullibility, its easy

compromises, its hypocrisy, fills him with rage. His face is shot red

with passion. His voice is angry. He is a defeated idealist left in this

barren generation without an ideal. He might have been led away by the

war as so many were, as Wilson was, into the belief that out of its

sufferings would come a purified and elevated humanity. But Reed is hard

to lead away. Where other men see beauty and hope he searches furiously

for sham. Where other men say cheerfully half a loaf is better than no

bread he puts the half loaf on the scales and proves that it is short

weight.

An old prosecuting attorney, he believes that guilt is everywhere. He is

always out for a conviction. If the evidence is insufficient he uses all

the arts, disingenuous presentations, appeals to prejudice, not because

he is indifferent to justice but because the accused ought to be hanged

anyway, and he is not going to let lack of evidence stand in the way of

that salutary consummation.

He conducts a lifelong and passionate fight against the American

practice of "getting away with it." Shall Hoover get away with it as a

great and pure man, the benefactor of the race! Not while Jim Reed has

breath in his body! Here is an American idol, tear it down, exhibit its

clay feet! Shall Wilson "get away with it," with his League of Nations

and his sublimated world set free from all the baser passions of the

past? Not while any acid remains on Jim Reed's tongue!

Reed is sincere. He hates sham. He nevertheless himself uses sham to

fight sham. He is the nearest thing to a great satirist this country has

developed. And the amazing consideration is that in a nation which

dislikes satire a satirist should be elected by the suffrage of his

fellows.

Probably it is only in politics that we tolerate satire. In

self-government we only half believe. We are divided in our own minds.

We make laws furiously and laugh at the laws we make. We pretend that

the little men of politics are great and then privately we indicate our

real perception of the truth by telling how small they are. Politics is

suspect and it stamps you as a person of penetration to show that you

are aware what sham and dishonesty there is in them. It is almost as

good an evidence of a superior mind as to say, "Of course I don't

believe what I read in the newspapers." Now satire is enjoyed by

superior minds, and it is only with regard to politics that we as a

people have superior minds, politics not being like business the pursuit

of honest everyday folk.

Jim Reed is then that part of ourselves which tells us that

self-government is a good deal of a sham, in the hands of amusing

charlatans. We tolerate him in perhaps the only place where we would

tolerate a satirist, in the Senate. And in the Senate they fear him.

He was attacking the Four Power Pact. "People say," he declared, "that

this ends the Anglo-Japanese alliance. I do not find it in the pact. I

do not find it nominated in the bond," he shouted. And the friends of

the pact sat silent afraid of Reed's power as a debater, until Senator

Lenroot having studied the document several minutes in the cloakroom

read the plain language of the agreement to end the alliance. Reed

almost "got away with it" himself. But this is not leadership. One does

not follow a satirist. One makes him a privileged character at most.

Reed and Borah are privileged characters each in his own way. The

privilege of being "queer" is as old as the herd itself. The harmless

insane man was almost sacred in primitive society. The "fool" was the

only man whose disrespect did not amount to _lese majeste_. The wisdom

of the "fool" was regarded with a certain awe and admiration. But the

death rate among those who sought this franchise must have been high.

It must be personality which decides who survives and achieves this

license and who does not, a nice capacity for adjustment, a rare sense

of what the crowd will endure. Borah and Reed have it, LaFollette has

not or has not chosen to exercise it.

George Moore somewhere says that if you can convince a woman that it is

all play, all Pan and nymph, between you and her, you have the perfect

way of a man with a maid, when his aim is something short of matrimony.

But if you are too serious about it--! LaFollette is perhaps too serious

about it. If he could have said what he had to say with a laugh and so

as to raise a laugh he might have been privileged like Reed, or, if he

had to be serious, he should have been serious like Borah, in a detached

and impersonal fashion; then perhaps he might still have been something

less than the public enemy that he is. But LaFollette is serious,

terribly serious, terribly in earnest. He has had convictions, clung to

them, and probably suffered more for them than any man in Washington.

The Wisconsin Senator is one of the least understood men in public life.

In the Senate he speaks violently, with a harsh voice and an excess of

manner. He is small and some of this loudness and emphasis is no doubt

that compensation for lack of stature and presence to which men

unconsciously resort; some of it is an exterior which has been

cultivated to cover up an unusually shy and sensitive heart. The

character in history and fiction which most intrigues him is Hamlet,

that gentle soul unfit for life. He has spent years studying the shy

Dane. He himself is a Hamlet who has taken up arms against a sea of

troubles. The "queer" man who would gain a franchise for his "queerness"

must not be sensitive. The crowd likes better to persecute than to

tolerate.

Then too LaFollette entered the Senate when minorities were less

tolerable than they are today. He got the stamp of impossible when

Roosevelt led a movement in his direction and he refused to be a part of

it. Thus he became isolated, neither Progressive nor Old Guard. You can

not safely be too uncompromising, too serious. It makes no difference if

you were right in rejecting both wings of the party as reactionary which

they speedily proved to be. It makes no difference if you were right in

opposing the war, and no one is so sure today that LaFollette was wrong

in doing so as men were when it was proposed to expel him from the

Senate. Justification after the fact does no good. It is not your

wrongness that they hate; it's your uncompromising quality, and that

remains more unbreakable than ever.

An unusual loyalty explains the unwillingness to compromise. LaFollette

attaches himself deeply. A characteristic act was his leaving the Senate

for months to nurse a sick son back to health. It sets him apart from

most men, who do not let sickness in the family interfere with their

business and perform their full duty when they hire a trained nurse.

People think of LaFollette, the public man, as an egoist but this

nursing of his son showed the utmost absence of egoism. And so it is

with all his intimate relations, which are unusually sweet and tender.

Whatever he is like privately, publicly he is placed, rated, catalogued;

the general mind is made up. The farm bloc no more turned to him than to

Borah for leadership. He will always remain isolated.

Now that party discipline has been broken down, what nonconformist

Senators suffer most from is the tyranny of the teapot. Senator Kenyon

referred to it when he said Newberry on trial for fitness for his seat

"floated back into the Senate on an ocean of tea." An unparliamentary

version of the same reference to the social influence is: "The Senate is

one long procession of dinners and hootch."

If you are regular politically you are regular socially. Given the habit

of voting with the crowd, of putting others at ease by a not too great

display of intellect, a good cook, a pre-war cellar, and a not

impossible wife, and you belong to the Senatorial middle class, the new

rich insurance agents, lawyers, miners, and manufacturers who control

the fate of the socially ambitious. You may not be invited to the

Wadsworths', or may be seldom asked there. But you are accepted by what

Mencken might call the wealthy "booboisie," the circle Mr. Harding

frequented before he was advanced to the White House.

If you don't you are of the Senatorial proletariat. You are invited out

seldom or not at all. You have to organize a little set of

intellectuals, not found in the Senate, for your wife's tea parties.

Senator Kenyon was a moderate nonconformist. Intellectually he was

honest, but not strong, so that an outsider might have thought that his

honesty and independence would be overlooked. But he was never accepted

by the "booboisie." He was virtually cold shouldered out of the Senate,

for it was with immense relief that he escaped from teapot ostracism to

the securer social area of the Federal bench.

I repeat a bit of gossip about the Iowa Senator without vouching for it.

When he was retiring, it is said, a reporter asked, "What can be done

with the Senate?" "Nothing," replied the Iowan, "The only thing to do is

to destroy it." If he said this he really flattered the "booboisie."

Destruction is reserved for wicked things like Sodom and Gomorrah. But

the Senate is not wicked. It is good, honest in the sense of not

stealing, well-meaning, timid, petty, tea-drinking, human, commonplace.

You can't destroy it unless you have something to put in its place, and

there is nothing. Much better turn it over to the blocs and see what

they will do with it.

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