LORD PETER PROMISES A SOLUTION
Sunday supper at Galvin House was a cold meal timed for eight o'clock;
but allowed to remain upon the table until half-past nine for the
convenience of church-goers.
Patricia had dawdled over her toilette, realising, however, to admit
that she dreaded the ordeal before her in the dining-room. When at
last she could find no excuse for remaining longer in her room, she
descended the stairs slowly, conscious of a strange feeling of
hesitancy about her knees.
Outside the dining-room door she paused. Her instinct was to bolt; but
the pad-pad of Gustave's approaching footsteps cutting off her retreat
decided her. As she entered the dining-room the hum of excited
conversation ceased abruptly and, amidst a dead silence, Patricia
walked to her seat conscious of a heightened colour and a hatred of her
own species.
Looking round the table, and seeing how acutely self-conscious everyone
seemed, her self-possession returned. She noticed a new deference in
Gustave's manner as he placed before her a plate of cold shoulder of
mutton and held the salad-bowl at her side. Having helped herself
Patricia turned to Miss Wangle, and for a moment regarded her with an
enigmatical smile that made her fidget.
"How clever of you, Miss Wangle," she said sweetly. "In future no one
will ever dare to have a secret at Galvin House."
Miss Wangle reddened. Mr. Bolton's laugh rang out.
"Miss Wangle, Private Enquiry Agent," he cried, "I----"
"Really, Mr. Bolton!" protested Mrs. Craske-Morton, looking anxiously
at Miss Wangle's indrawn lips and angry eyes.
Mr. Bolton subsided.
"We're so excited, dear Miss Brent," simpered Miss Sikkum. "You'll be
Lady Bowen----"
"Lady Peter Bowen," corrected Mrs. Craske-Morton with superior
knowledge.
"Lady Peter," gushed Miss Sikkum. "Oh how romantic, and I shall see
your portrait in _The Mirror_. Oh! Miss Brent, aren't you happy?"
Patricia smiled across at Miss Sikkum, whose enthusiasm was too genuine
to cause offence.
"And you'll have cars and all sorts of things," remarked Mrs.
Mosscrop-Smythe, thinking of he solitary blue evening frock, "he's very
rich."
"Worth ten thousand a year," almost shouted Mr. Cordal, striving to
regain control over a piece of lettuce-leaf that fluttered from his
lips, and having eventually to use his fingers.
"You'll forget all about us," said Miss Pilkington, who in her capacity
as a post-office supervisor daily showed her contempt for the public
whose servant she was.
"If you're nice to her," said Mr. Bolton, "she may buy her stamps at
your place."
Again Mrs. Craske-Morton's "Really, Mr. Bolton!" eased the situation.
Patricia was for the most part silent. She was thinking of the coming
talk with Bowen. In spite of herself she was excited at the prospect
of seeing him again. Miss Wangle also said little. From time to time
she glanced in Patricia's direction.
"The Wangle's off her feed," whispered Mr. Bolton to Miss Sikkum,
producing from her a giggle and an "Oh! Mr. Bolton, you _are_
dreadful."
Mrs. Barnes was worrying as to whether a lord should be addressed as
"my lord" or "sir," and if you curtsied to him, and if so how you did
it with rheumatism in the knee.
Patricia noticed with amusement the new deference with which everyone
treated her. Mrs. Craske-Morton, in particular, was most solicitous
that she should make a good meal. Miss Wangle's silence was in itself
a tribute. Patricia nervously waited the moment when Bowen's presence
should be announced.
When the time came Gustave rose to the occasion magnificently.
Throwing open the dining-room door impressively and speaking with great
distinctness he cried:
"Ees Lordship is 'ere, mees," and then after a moment's pause he added,
"'E 'as brought 'is car, mees. It is at the door."
Patricia smiled in spite of herself at Gustave's earnestness.
"Very well, Gustave, say I will not be a moment," she replied and, with
a muttered apology to Mrs. Craske-Morton, she left the table and the
dining-room, conscious of the dramatic tension of the situation.
Patricia ran down the passage leading to the lounge, then, suddenly
remembering that haste and happiness were not in keeping with anger and
reproach, entered the lounge with a sedateness that even Aunt Adelaide
could not have found lacking in maidenly decorum.
Bowen came across from the window and took both her hands.
"Why was she allowing him to do this?" she asked herself. "Why did she
not reproach him, why did she thrill at his touch, why----?"
She withdrew her hands sharply, looked up at him and then for no reason
at all laughed.
How absurd it all was. It was easy to be angry with him when he was at
the Quadrant and she at Galvin House; but with him before her, looking
down at her with eyes that were smilingly confident and gravely
deferential by turn, she found her anger and good resolutions disappear.
"I know you are going to bully me, Patricia." Bowen's eyes smiled; but
there was in his voice a note of enquiry.
"Oh! please let us escape before the others come in sight," said
Patricia, looking over her shoulder anxiously. "They'll all be out in
a moment. I left them straining at their leashes and swallowing
scalding coffee so as to get a glimpse of a real, live lord at close
quarters."
As she spoke Patricia stabbed on a toque.
"Shall I want anything warmer than this?" she enquired as Bowen helped
her into a long fur-trimmed coat.
"I brought a big fur coat for you in case it gets cold," he replied,
and he held open the door for her to pass.
"Quick," she whispered, "they're coming."
As she ran down the steps she nodded brightly to Gustave, who stood
almost bowed down with the burden of his respect for an English lord.
As Bowen swung the car round, Patricia was conscious that at the
drawing-room and lounge windows Galvin House was heavily massed.
Unable to find a space, Miss Sikkum and Mr. Bolton had come out on to
the doorstep and, as the car jerked forward, Miss Sikkum waved her
pocket handkerchief.
Patricia shuddered.
For some time they were silent. Patricia was content to enjoy the
unaccustomed sense of swift movement coupled with the feeling of the
luxury of a Rolls Royce. From time to time Bowen glanced at her and
smiled, and she was conscious of returning the smile, although in the
light of what she intended to say she felt that smiles were not
appropriate.
The car sped along the Bayswater Road, threaded its way through
Hammersmith Broadway and passed over the bridge, across Barnes Common
into Priory Lane, and finally into Richmond Park. Bowen had not
mentioned where he intended to take her, and Patricia was glad. She
was essentially feminine, and liked having things decided for her, the
more so as she invariably had to decide for herself.
Half-way across the Park Bowen turned in the direction of Kingston Gate
and, a minute later, drew up just off the roadway. Having stopped the
engine he turned to her.
"Now, Patricia," he said with a smile, "I am at your mercy. There is
no one within hail."
Bowen's voice recalled her from dreamland. She was thinking how
different everything might have been, but for that unfortunate
unconvention. With an effort she came down to earth to find Bowen
smiling into her eyes.
It was an effort for her to assume the indignation she had previously
felt. Bowen's presence seemed to dissipate her anger. Why had she not
written to him instead of endeavouring to express verbally what she
knew she would fail to convey?
"Please don't be too hard on me, Patricia," pleaded Bowen.
Patricia looked at him. She wished he would not smile at her in that
way and assume an air of penitence. It was so disarming. It was
unfair. He was taking a mean advantage. He was always taking a mean
advantage of her, always putting her in the wrong.
By keeping her face carefully averted from his, she was able to tinge
her voice with indignation as she demanded:
"Why did you not tell me who you were?"
"But I did," he protested.
"You said that you were Colonel Bowen, and you are not." Patricia was
pleased to find her sense of outraged indignation increasing. "You
have made me ridiculous in the eyes of everyone at Galvin House."
"But," protested Bowen.
"It's no good saying 'but,'" replied Patricia unreasonably, "you know
I'm right."
"But I told you my name was Bowen," he said, "and later I told you that
my rank was that of a lieutenant-colonel, both of which are quite
correct."
"You are Lord Peter Bowen, and you've made me ridiculous," then
conscious of the absurdity of her words, Patricia laughed; but there
was no mirth in her laughter.
"Made you ridiculous," said Bowen, concern in his voice. "But how?"
"Oh, I am not referring to your boy-messengers and telegrams, florists'
shops, confectioners' stocks," said Patricia, "but all the tabbies in
Galvin House set themselves to work to find out who you were
and--and--look what an absurd figure I cut! Then of course Aunt
Adelaide must butt in."
"Aunt Adelaide!" repeated Bowen, knitting his brows. "Tabbies at
Galvin House!"
"If you repeat my words like that I shall scream," said Patricia. "I
wish you would try and be intelligent. Miss Wangle told Aunt Adelaide
that I'm engaged to Lord Peter Bowen. Aunt Adelaide then asked me
about my engagement, and I had to make up some sort of story about
Colonel Bowen. She then enquired if it were true that I was engaged to
Lord Peter Bowen. Of course I said 'No,' and that is where we are at
present, and you've got to help me out. You got me into the mess."
"Might I enquire who Aunt Adelaide is, please, Patricia?"
Bowen's humility made him very difficult to talk to.
"Aunt Adelaide is my sole surviving relative, vide her own statement,"
said Patricia. "If I had my way she would be neither surviving nor a
relative; but as it happens she is both, and to-morrow afternoon at
half-past five she is coming to Galvin House to receive a full
explanation of my conduct."
Bowen compressed his lips and wrinkled his forehead; but there was
laughter in his eyes.
"It's difficult, isn't it, Patricia?" he said.
"It's absurd, and please don't call me Patricia."
"But we're engaged and----"
"We're nothing of the sort," she said.
"But we are," protested Bowen. "I can----"
"Never mind what you can do," she retorted. "What am I to tell Aunt
Adelaide at half-past five to-morrow evening?"
"Why not tell her the truth?" said Bowen.
"Isn't that just like a man?" Patricia addressed the query to a deer
that was eyeing the car curiously from some fifty yards distance.
"Tell the truth," she repeated scornfully. "But how much will that
help us?"
"Well! let's tell a lie," protested Bowen, smiling.
And then Patricia did a weak and foolish thing, she laughed, and Bowen
laughed. Finally they sat and looked at each other helplessly.
"However you got those," she nodded at the ribbons on his breast, "I
don't know. It was certainly not for being intelligent."
For a minute Bowen did not reply. He was apparently lost in thought.
Presently he turned to Patricia.
"Look here," he said, "by half-past five to-morrow afternoon I'll have
found a solution. Now can't we talk about something pleasant?"
"There is nothing pleasant to talk about when Aunt Adelaide is looming
on the horizon. She's about the most unpleasant thing next to
chilblains that I know."
"I suppose," said Bowen tentatively, "you couldn't solve the difficulty
by marrying me by special licence."
"Marry you by special licence!" cried Patricia in amazement.
"Yes, it would put everything right."
"I think you must be mad," said Patricia with decision; but conscious
that her cheeks were very hot.
"I think I must be in love," was Bowen's quiet retort. "Will you?"
"Not even to escape Aunt Adelaide's interrogation would I marry you by
special, or any other licence," said Patricia with decision.
Bowen turned away, a shadow falling across his face. Then a moment
after, drawing his cigarette-case from his pocket, he enquired, "Shall
we smoke?"
Patricia accepted the cigarette he offered her. She watched him as he
lighted first hers, then his own. She saw the frown that had settled
upon his usually happy face, and noted the staccatoed manner in which
he smoked. Then she became conscious that she had been lacking in not
only graciousness but common civility. Instinctively she put out her
hand and touched his coat-sleeve.
"Please forgive me, I was rather a beast, wasn't I?" she said.
He looked round and smiled; but the smile did not reach his eyes.
"Please try and understand," she said, "and now will you drive me home?"
Bowen looked at her for a moment, then, getting out of the car, started
the engine, and without a word climbed back to his seat.
The journey back was performed in silence. At Galvin House Gustave,
who was on the look-out, threw open the door with a flourish.
In saying good night neither referred to the subject of their
conversation.
As Patricia entered, the lounge seemed suddenly to empty its contents
into the hall.
"I hope you enjoyed your ride," said Mr. Bolton.
"I hate motoring," said Patricia. Then she walked upstairs with a curt
"Good night," leaving a group of surprised people speculating as to the
cause of her mood, and deeply commiserating with Bowen.