TOWN TOPICS
Nor many months had elapsed after Abraham Lincoln went into the "store
business" before those interested began to feel that John McNeil had
not been mistaken when he said Lincoln would not be a success as a
business man.
After everybody else in town was questioning whether or not the store
was making money, Lincoln himself declared it was petering out.
This in no way interfered with his story-telling and studying hours.
The store was head-quarters for political and all other kinds of
discussions, and study-hall for the most unwearying scholar in the
village.
So it happened that when Abraham should have been devising schemes
to make money he was memorizing Blackstone, debating some point of
Constitutional law, or working out some rule of grammar.
Nor was this the worst. While Lincoln was letting the store go to ruin
for lack of business skill and application, his partner, Berry, was
drinking up the wet portion of the stock.
John McNeil looked on with disgust and made comments, many of them to
Ann Rutledge. She could not deny them, for she had found Abe Lincoln a
most absent-minded and in some ways a most unsatisfactory boarder.
More than once she had rung the bell at meal-time with no success at
bringing Abe Lincoln to the table. Once when she was sure he must
be half-starved she went to the store to bring him. She found him
stretched on the counter with head propped up against a roll of calico,
deeply buried in a dingy, leather-bound book. When she finally drew
attention to herself from the book he said: "Run back home, Ann,
Blackstone is making a point. I'll be there in a few minutes."
Determined that he should eat, after waiting an hour she went back
to the store carrying a plate of food. "Abraham Lincoln," she said,
"you've got to eat."
"What for?" he asked absently.
"Because if you don't you'll get to be nothing more than a human
grape-vine and you won't even be as good looking as you are now."
"What's that?" he said, looking up after finishing the sentence he was
reading. "Say that again."
She repeated her remark. Lincoln laughed. Then he said, "Put the feed
on the molasses barrel. I'll get it in a minute," and he turned back to
the book.
When the Lincoln and Berry mercantile company had so far gone to the
bad that the end was in sight, the nominal owners sold out to a couple
of men who paid them, as they had paid, with notes.
Free from the store Lincoln was now ready for another occupation, and
at this time was appointed postmaster, a very small job since the mail
came but twice a week in good weather, with pay accordingly.
It gave him time for study, however, which he continued on his rounds
of delivery, for with the three or four letters that might come in a
week placed carefully in the top of his hat, he would start out to
deliver them. Between stops he would mount a fence where the rails
crossed under the shade of some tree, and here he would read and
reflect and memorize, oblivious of time or men or finances.
There was always plenty to talk about in New Salem, and for that
matter plenty to do the talking. The last baby's first tooth had a
significance, for by the baby's age might be forecasted the time of the
next one's arrival. The last tooth of the oldest citizen was likewise
of importance, as it called out all the best recipes for mush and other
nourishing soft edibles.
Among the more important news was the announcement, after he had served
some months as postmaster, that to this official duty Abe Lincoln was
to add the most important one of surveyor. He had already received
the appointment and was taking lessons in figures from Mentor Graham,
preparatory to starting out with his rod and chain.
It seemed to make no difference in Abe Lincoln's popularity that he had
failed as a business man. He was still considered the best man in town,
the best judge or referee, an authority in disputes and a peace-maker.
He was the best-informed man on general subjects and the gentlest as
well as the strongest man among them.
His wider acquaintance throughout the county served to enlarge the
number of his friends, and New Salem politicians again decided to make
him their candidate for the Legislature.
In addition to his new professional work, Abe Lincoln had entered the
ranks of the reformer in a manner as strenuous as it was unique.
Having become exasperated with the drunkenness of Snoutful Kelly and
the consequent neglect of his family, Abe Lincoln and a sufficient
corps of assistants determined to get some sense into his head by a new
way. Accordingly they captured Kelly while lying by the roadside in a
drunken sleep, and removing him quietly to the top of the long, sloping
street at New Salem, proceeded to fasten him up, in an empty whiskey
barrel, which they started on its way down hill.
Long before the barrel reached the bottom of the road it gave forth
such sounds as never disgraced a music-box, and the men waiting at the
foot of the hill roared with laughter as the barrel went its way down,
emitting howl after howl, and yell after yell, as it bumped its course
to the bottom.
When it had reached its stopping-point, Lincoln stood it on its end and
through the bung hole called Kelly's attention to the ducking he had
once got with such salutary effect and made him swear by the God above
him, and those present, that he would never touch another drop, lest a
more horrible fate should befall him.
When the victim of reform crawled out he was brushed off by Lincoln and
given a handful of change, with instructions to proceed back where he
got his whiskey, which he had relieved himself of in the barrel, and
buy some meat and flour to take home.
This reform experiment had not been advertised. But it was town talk
the next day. The men generally said it was a good thing for old Kelly.
Some of the women disagreed. Ann Rutledge said the man who had sold
whiskey had no business punishing the man who drank it.
After this came a few days of another kind of discussion of Abe
Lincoln. It was rumored that he was studying to be a lawyer. Opinion
was divided as to whether this would make a man of him or ruin him.
Mentor Graham and Dr. Allen were agreed that he already knew the
Constitution as well as any lawyer in Springfield and would make a good
lawyer. To others it seemed a pity that an otherwise honest citizen
should aspire to nothing better than being a "limb of the law," and
when Ole Bar heard it he said with a touch of real sadness, "Lord God,
has Abry Linkhorn fallen to this? I'd ruther he'd a been a bar."
Whatever might be the outcome, New Salem never worried long over any
one matter. There was too much coming on afresh.
The next topic, and one that especially interested the female portion
of the community, was the discovery that John McNeil's partner was also
in love with Ann Rutledge.
This leaked out in an unexpected way.
Abe Lincoln being everybody's friend and knowing how to read and
write, was often called on to write letters for less educated lovers,
for children and sometimes for business men. He also read for those
who could not read. This was expected of him as postmaster. One day a
schoolchild brought a roll of written matter to him. It was composed of
bills from the Hill and McNeil store. But inside was a letter from Hill
to McNeil charging that if McNeil had played fair, his partner, too,
might have had some chance to win the fair Ann Rutledge.
When Abraham Lincoln read this letter he was for some reason well
pleased, and he understood why Hill was always so exceptionally nice
to Ann Rutledge and gave her better bargains than his close and
business-like partner would have thought of doing.
Yet he felt sure that Ann did not know of his burning affection or she
would not so often have gone to the store or accepted so many favors of
him.
After some consideration his sense of humor got the best of him and he
decided to take the papers to McNeil himself. This he did. When asked
if he had read the letter he admitted without hesitation that he had,
and offered a friendly bit of jollification.
Immediately there were words between Hill and McNeil. Lincoln tried to
act as pacifier and the letter was put in the stove. Several bystanders
had heard the difficulty, however, and were not slow to get its
meaning. Hill was in love with Ann Rutledge. He charged McNeil with
some unfair advantage of him. The news spread like a delicious ripple,
much to the embarrassment of Ann Rutledge herself, who was informed of
it by Nance Cameron before sun-down.
But the town gossip which went farthest and quickest and was to last
longest, started about a week later when John McNeil disposed of his
interest in his store and his farm, and suddenly left New Salem.
It was reported that he left town on his best horse, that Mrs. Rutledge
and Ann had seen him off, and that he had said he was going back East
to get his family.
"What did he sell the best farm in Sangamon County for if he expected
to return? Was he still engaged to Ann Rutledge--or was their
engagement broken off? Had Hill had anything to do with it? Or did
McNeil think Abe Lincoln liked Ann?" These and many other questions
were asked.
Abe Lincoln asked no questions, but for the time Blackstone and
Shakespeare, his grammar and his poem were alike forgotten, and he
enjoyed the half-fearful sensation of one walking in the dark toward a
sunrise.